14. Learn Morse code and only talk to people in it. (A/N look at bottom of page for what is said.)
It was a day at Camp Half-Blood, where everyone was just relaxing. Jake was in the forge working when none other than Percy waltzes in.
"Hey, Perce. Do you need something?"
"Beeep Bip/ Beeep Beeep Beeep."
Jake wiped sweat of his forehead using the back of his hand, "Uh, I don't know how to respond to that. But, I guess that I just did. Never mind."
Percy just looked up at him and says, "Beeep Beeep Beeep/ Beeep Bip Beeep."
"Sometimes I think he got hit in the head to many times", Jake said to himself as Percy left.
Travis and Connor were walking calmly away from the prank they just set up, when Percy came up to them.
"Bip Bip Bip Bip/ Bip Beeep/ Bip Bip Bip Beeep/ Bip - Beeep Bip Beeep Beeep/ Beeep Beeep Beeep/ Bip Bip Beeep - Bip Bip Bip/ Bip/ Bip/ Beeep Bip - Bip Beeep/ Beeep Bip/ Beeep Bip/ Bip Beeep/ Beeep Bip Bip Bip/ Bip/ Beeep/ Bip Bip Bip Bip? Beeep bip/ Bip/ Bip Bip Bip Beeep/ Bip/ Bip Beeep Bip - Beeep Beeep/ Bip Bip/ Beeep Bip/ Beeep Bip Bip. Bip Bip - Bip Bip Bip/ Bip/ Bip - Bip Bip Bip Bip/ Bip/ Bip Beeep Bip."
Connor had a blank face once Percy finished, and Travis had on a similar face. But, Percy just skipped happily to where Annabeth was sitting.
"Bip Bip Bip/ Bip/ Beeep Bip Beeep Beeep - Bip Beeep/ Beeep Bip/ Beeep Bip/ Bip Beeep/ Beeep Bip Bip Bip/ Bip/ Beeep/ Bip Bip Bip Bip! Bip Beeep Beeep/ Bip Bip Bip Bip/ Bip Beeep/ Beeep ' Bip Bip Bip - Bip Bip Beeep/ Bip Beeep Beeep Bip?"
Annabeth glanced up at him and then back to her book, "What are you doing?"
Percy rocked on his feet, "Beeep Beeep/ Beeep Beeep Beeep/ Bip Beeep Bip/ Bip Bip Bip/ Bip - Beeep Bip Beeep Bip/ Beeep Beeep Beeep/ Beeep Bip Bip/ Bip."
"Just keep talking that'll make it so I can understand you" , Annabeth said sarcastically.
Percy thought for a moment, "Beeep Beeep Beeep/ Beeep Bip Beeep. Bip Bip Bip/ Bip Bip/ Beeep Bip/ Beeep Bip Beeep Bip/ Bip - Beeep Bip Beeep Beeep/ Beeep Beeep Beeep/ Bip Bip Beeep - Beeep Bip Beeep Bip/ Bip Beeep/ Beeep Bip ' Beeep - Bip Bip Beeep/ Beeep Bip/ Beeep Bip Bip/ Bip/ Bip Beeep Bip/ Bip Bip Bip/ Beeep/ Bip Beeep/ Beeep Bip/ Beeep Bip Bip - Beeep Beeep/ Bip , Bip Bip ' Bip Beeep Bip Bip/ Bip Beeep Bip Bip - Beeep Beeep Bip/ Beeep Beeep Beeep - Bip Beeep/ Bip Bip Bip Bip/ Bip/ Bip Beeep/ Beeep Bip - Bip Beeep/ Beeep Bip/ Beeep Bip Bip - Beeep Bip Beeep Bip/ Beeep Beeep Beeep/ Beeep Bip/ Bip Bip Beeep Bip/ Bip/ Bip Bip Bip/ Bip Bip Bip."
Annabeth looked up to stare at Percy, "Two things: One I can understand you, and two, what are you going to confess?"
Percy looked at her in horror, "Beeep Bip Beeep Beeep/ Beeep Beeep Beeep/ Bip Bip Beeep - Beeep Bip Beeep Bip/ Bip Beeep/ Beeep Bip - Bip Bip Beeep/ Beeep Bip/ Beeep Bip Bip/ Bip/ Bip Beeep Bip/ Bip Bip Bip/ Beeep/ Bip Beeep/ Beeep Bip/ Beeep Bip Bip - Beeep Beeep/ Bip?!"
Annabeth just blinked and went back to reading, "Of course I know Morse Code. Daughter of Athena here!"
Percy went wide eyed, turned around running back to his cabin screaming over his shoulder to Annabeth, "Beeep Beeep Beeep/ Bip Bip Bip Bip - Bip Bip Bip Bip/ Bip Beeep/ Beeep Bip Bip/ Bip/ Bip Bip Bip - Beeep Bip/ Beeep Beeep Beeep! Bip Bip/ Beeep ' Bip Bip Bip - Bip Beeep Bip/ Bip Bip Beeep/ Bip Bip/ Beeep Bip/ Bip/ Beeep Bip Bip!"
Annabeth rolled her eyes at his actions and muttered under breath, "Seaweed Brain."
15. Run through the place with your arms outstretched, making airplane noises. Periodically crash into pedestrians and lose a wing. Spiral to a crash and repeat.
The first thing everyone noticed was what Percy was doing, not that people stare at him or anything like that...
So, back to the story. Percy was running around with his arms outstretched, pretending that he was an airplane.
"BRRRR" ,he spluttered out as he was running. Suddenly, one of his arms hit Travis in the face.
"Owww, man! What was that for", Travis complained.
"Ya, why did you have to hit my less attractive sibling", Connor joined in.
Percy just started spinning and lowering himself to the ground, "Mayday! Mayday! I've been hit! Going down! I don't have enough time to pull the ejection! It's been nice knowing you world!" Then Percy collapsed on the ground, and everybody barely looked at him as they walked by. But that didn't stop him. He just popped back up again shouting, "Don't worry guys, I have multiple lives and planes!" Again, barely anyone payed attention to him.
16. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
Malcom was sitting on a bench reading when he felt a presence on dextral (fancy word for right) side. He looked over his shoulder and saw Percy standing there.
"Do you need something, Percy?"
Percy shook his head, "Nope, just keep reading."
Malcom turned around and did just that. But, stopped when he heard Percy mumbling into his ear, "A big scarlet Rolls-Royce had just stopped in front of the local Post Office."
Malcom whipped around, "What are you doing Percy?!"
Percy put on an innocent face, "Nothing, Malcom."
Malcom scrunched up his eyes and turned back around to read. When in his ear he once again heard Percy's voice, "A girl jumped out, a girl-"
Malcom shot up to his feet and turned around to face Percy, "Can you stop doing that, Percy? It's annoying."
Percy crossed his arms, "Fine. I'll stop." Turning and walking away he said over his shoulder, "By the way, Jacqueline and Simon did it."
Malcom stood still for a moment, then through his book on the ground and stomped away.
Morse code translations (P=Percy in order of said)
P:'No.'
P:'OK.'
P:'Have you seen Annabeth? Never mind. I see her.'
P:'Hey Annabeth! What's up?'
P: 'Morse code.'
P: 'OK. Since you can't understand me, I'll go ahead and confess.'
P: 'You can understand me?!'
P: 'Oh Hades no! It's ruined!'
Man! The Morse code one took forever! Thank goodness it's done.
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By the way, in the last one the book is Death on the Nile by Agatha Christie.
-Ninjapants