Abyssal Armageddon

By Inuyoshie

Disclaimer: I don't own Tales of the Abyss. All claims to Tales of the Abyss go to someone who is not me.

Chapter Six: In Which Maddie Explodes. Boom.

"My cookie!" Aja exclaimed, running over to her backpack, which indeed had a chocolate chip cookie on it.

"My reaper!" Maddie exclaimed, getting her purse. Why she calls it that… well, that's an interesting story I choose not to delve into at the current moment.

"My physics homework!" Nicole exclaimed.

"You actually did it?" Maddie asked.

"Yeah! For once I did it, and now I can't turn it in because my teacher is in another dimension!" Nicole ranted.

"Yeah..."

A sudden cloud of depression descended on the group.

"Hey! I still have my cookie too," Dakota announced suddenly.

"…"

"I don't have a cookie," Chloe remarked.

"I won't be able to take my classes any more!" Aja whined.

"I'm trapped in a video game," Dakota complained.

"I don't know what the fuck is going on!" Nicole retorted.

"Well, knowing everything is weird," Dakota replied.

"So? You know what to say, and what not to say!" Nicole snapped.

"I have to censor myself!" Dakota growled.

"Get over it!"

"Nicole, quite being such a bitch," Aja added.

"Shove it Aja! You're no better!"

"Everybody…" Maddie trailed off as Dakota, Nicole and Aja argued. Chloe looked pissed off.

"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" Maddie yelled. "… You know what? Never fucking mind!" with that Maddie sniffed and stalked outside. The fighting lessened some, and Maddie stepped back in, breathing deeply.

"I'm sorry…" she began. "I'm really-"

"We're all pissed, but we need to chill," Chloe broke off Maddie's traditional sorry rant.

'Yeah. It will be okay, as long as we stick together," Maddie added.

"Neeh…" Nicole muttered.

"You'll get to turn in your homework, don't worry," Maddie told her, passing out feel-good vibes.

"Maddie… that's just creepy," Dakota announced. The door opened and Jade stuck his head in.

"Ah, I see you all are alive. The sudden silence after all that yelling made me curious if you all killed each other," he said cheerfully.

"That would make life easier for you, wouldn't it?" Nicole muttered. Jade chuckled.

"Quite. Now that you all are settled-"

"We are?"

"- I will be interviewing you all," Jade finished, ignoring Chloe's interruption. "Starting with Nicole I believe?"

"Whatever," She replied, following Jade out of the room.

Inuyoshie's after the chapter shizz

Inu: Sorry about the shortness…

Dakota: Meh. Banana.

Maddie: Cloning?

Dakota: Banana

Maddie: Cloning?

Dakota: Banana

Maddie Cloning.

Dakota: Banana.

Inu: Cloning banana!

Aja: Nummy! So is that like… uh, I dunno, something you eat and then you get cloned?

Dakota: That sounds like some bizarre form of fontech or something.

Maddie: Yeah… a cloning banana…

Chloe: What about a fomicry banana?

Dakota: No… we need another name for banana…

Aja: Plantain?

Maddie: Yeah. Fomicry Plantain. That's like the Cloning Banana's evil twin cousin or something.

Inu: And thus, the Fomicry Plantain and the Cloning Banana were born. I even drew them in the margin… along with a pineapple, a cocoanut and some cherries.

Maddie: Why?

Inu: Because the cloning banana needed friends.

Aja: Don't we all… anyways, next chapter will be In Which Nicole Bitches and Chloe Bubbles

Inu: Indeed… so review, and get a piece of Cloning Banana!

Dakota: Or Fomicry Plantain, if you're so inclined.

Inu: Indeed.