Disclaimer: WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! WAAAAAAAAAHH!! Sorry. –sniff-
Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse, and all the characters including EDWARD (Edward) belong to Stephenie Meyer. –Bawls-
Chapter Five
Perri POV
(A/N: -SOBS- WRITERS BLOCK! ERGH! Okay, I can do this. I can do this……)
Ehmigawd, he is so hawt. He has got to be mine. No boy has ever resisted me. He must be Edward Cullen. With…Bella Cullen, his wife. Wow. Married already? Aw, we're in our last year of high school, I guess it's not that bad. Ehmigawd, what I wouldn't give to be his wife…
These thoughts just, like, came pouring out.
No, like, totally, this guy was seriously hawt. And Damon, the boy I had had, like, a totally major and total crush on since 1st grade, was ogling Bella Cullen, Edward Cullen's wife. And Edward was shooting him death glares. If looks could kill… hmph. I wish Damon liked me that way. And he probably just met her not even 15 minutes ago! Hmph. SO unfair.
"So, what's your name?" I just wanted to make sure I wasn't wrong about him being Edward Cullen. That'd be so, like, totally embarrassing.
"Er…my full name is Edward Anthony Mason Cullen. Edward for short."
"And mine is Isabella Marie Swan Cullen. Bella for short." Bella interrupted.
Ehmigawd. His voice was so….SMOOTH. Mmmmmmmmmm…. Bella's was pretty, and it sounded like bells chiming. HA. BELLS.
I turned to Bella, but I made sure I had Damon's attention too. Bella was beautiful. Wide, topaz eyes, luscious mahogany hair, pale skin, skinny, full, pink lips, and curvy in all the right places… More beautiful than me, which I thought wasn't even possible.
I thought I heard Edward snicker.
"So, you're Isabella, right?"
"Bella. Call. Me. Bella."
Ehmigawd. Even though I was, like, boy crazy, her voice was beautiful.
"O-okay…" She was intimidating.
"So, like, Edward, movies Friday night?" I batted my eyelashes at him, and purred to him in a seductive voice I knew NO boy could resist. Believe me; experience.
"Perri, as you probably already know, I'm already married to my Bella here, and I'm not going to cheat on her." I thought I literally heard Damon growl as Edward said 'my Bella'. Mmmm. I didn't care.
When he said my name, it sounded like the most beautiful thing in the world.
"Perri," EHMIGAWD. THERE IT WAS AGAIN, "if you'll excuse me and my Bella….and. Damon. Of. Course. Damon must be showing us to our class room."
"No! I said around the school!"
"Whatever Damon," Bella sighed, "just show us where our first class is.
Let's go Edward. We wouldn't want to be too late for class." Bella and Edward were both smirking, like they had some, like, totally cool inside joke or something. Uh. Whatever. I wouldn't stop trying for Edward, 'till Bella gave up, or Edward divorced Bella.
Damon POV
SHOOT! What did Bella see in the pale-skinned creep anyways?! Okay, so I was pale too, but in a totally hawt way. I heard Cullen snicker. Damn him for eternity. Edward and Bella started to crack up after I thought that last comment. Ergh.
Anyways, this Edward guy was like…white. Bella was white too, but it looked awesome with her –sigh- hair, and her –mmmmm- eyes. And her pink lips looked wonderful against her skin…Now, Edward was growling. This dude was like, bipolar or something. Laughing one minute, growling the next. Jeez.
"Okay Bella," mmmm…I loved saying her name. Bella. Bell-uh. Bell-a. "Follow me. You too…Edwin, was it?"
Edward growled sharply.
"Damon, its Edward. Please; my name is Bella, and my husband's is Edward. Good?"
"Sure Bella." I said, smiling seductively at her.
Bella blinked once, twice, three times.
"Damon, if you think you're being seductive, you're not. I love Edward." I just sighed, and said, "We're here at your first class...," I snatched Edward's schedule out of his hand.
"We're here at…biology." I gave Edward back his schedule. "See you at lunch Bella!... Edward."
I sighed, as I walked away. I bet poor Bella was so intimidated by Edward, that when she tried to leave, he wouldn't let her. UGH. Some people disgust me. And once again, I heard Bella and Edward break into laughter.
Bella POV
While we were talking, Damon had been leading us around to our first class, biology. I giggled. How coincidental. Edward looked at me, and he asked me through his mind, which I could read,
What's so funny? Biology? Ha ha. How coincidental...Bella put your jacket on.
Edward's eyes raked over my shoulders, and my neckline, and my arms. I scanned the boy's thoughts in the room, and was appalled. These boys were…immature. Gawd, where was my jacket when I needed it?
"Thanks Edward." I said at vampire speed, thanking him for the fact he called this to my attention.
No problem. I'm simply uncomfortable with the fact that each vile, immature boy's thoughts are explicit ones about you. And they're disturbing, putting it moderately.
I shivered. Edward chuckled. I glared.
"Hey babe. I noticed you were shivering. Cold? Because if you are, you can borrow my jacket. Anything for you babe. Anything."
A boy, one of the ones with vile, immature thoughts as Edward put it, sauntered up to me. He had dark brown hair with gold streaks, and brown eyes with flecks of white.
How odd…Edward and I both thought at the same time.
His skin was tanned, and he looked athletic.
"I'm fine. My husband here was just about to give me his jacket. Isn't that right, Edward?"
Edward's head snapped in my direction, eyes turning slowly from pitch black to beautiful topaz again. The boy's thoughts…ugh.
"Right. Right! Here you go Bella." He said, handing me his jacket, leaving him in a form fitting cream turtle neck. There was a collective sigh from the girl population in the room. How immature.
I slipped the jacket on, as the boy said.
"Oh, so rude! I forgot to tell you my name. I'm Cyrus Desiderio. And I take it you're the lovely Bella Cullen my friend Damon Northway told me all about, when I ran into him on my way here?"
"Yes. That's me. And this is Edward, my husband. We got married last year."
Edward and Cyrus were glaring at each other, Edward winning. Just as Cyrus was about to comment, the teacher walked in. He was really quite late.
"Hello students! Class! I'm Mr. Sampson." He looked over the class, and his eyes stopped on me, and smirked. Edward, his eyes turning blacker than pitch black, was reacting badly.
Tee-hee. Cliffy! The teacher has taken a liking to Bella! EHMIGAWD! As Perri would so eloquently put it. How do you like Damon, Cyrus, and Perri so far? Cyrus's last name means "desire" in Latin. He desires Bella. Waldo and Blake, and Mason are in the next chapter. Same with Kelly, and Dakota. WOO! I decided that I'd choose the names anyways. I just loved those names. –cracks up- Especially WALDO. HA HA HA!! Anyways, review review! I need reviews. I need them. REALLY. They motivate me. BTW, the writers block I had; it went away kinda quickly. Third paragraph of chapter five. WEE. REVIEW.
