Part Six

This one is all about turning Bella into a vampire.

Disclaimer: I still owe nothing but my insane mind.

I will XXX and XXX, and possibly also XXX, if…

1. Bella is turned into a vampire. (Yeah, I can be very stubborn. I don't want it. And you shouldn't either, if changing her into a vampire means any of the following things as well!)

2. Bella's vampire power is to become invisible. Doesn't mean she is really invisible, she just makes others believe she isn't there. (Quite fitting though, I must admit, as she often thought herself to be that insignificant during her human life…)

3. Bella's vampire power is to have babies. (So much for feminism.)

4. Bella's vampire power is to block any other vampire's powers. (quite likely, though.)

5. Bella becomes an elemental. (sure…)

6. Bella doesn't have any vampire super powers at all.

7. Bella kills some innocents as a newborn.

8. Bella kills Charlie, Renée, or Angela

9. … but doesn't kill Lauren or Jessica.

10. Bella bites Jake and turns him into Super Werewolf Vamp Boy.

11. Bella starts a serious fight with Rosalie and wins.

12. Bella starts a serious fight with Emmett and wins.

13. Bella starts a serious fight with Edward and wins.

14. Bella starts a serious fight with Jasper and wins.

15. Bella starts a serious fight with Alice and wins.

16. Bella starts a serious fight with Carlisle and wins.

17. Bella starts a serious fight with Esme and loses! Who would have thought that!

18. Bella accidentally turns Mike Newton into a vampire.

19. Bella fights crime and evil in Port Angeles as Super Vamp-y-Bella

20. … together with Super Werewolf Vamp Boy.

21. … and their sidekick is I-want-a-fancy-superhero-name-Mike.

22. They find a cure against vampirism.

23. Bella fights Buffy.

24. … and dates both Angel and Spike.

25. Bella as vampire realizes that she is actually too beautiful for Edward and leaves him for Aro.

26. … and now rules Volterra.

27. … and thus I-still-haven't-got-a-cool-vampire-superhero-name-Mike can have Edward. (Hooray for Team Mike!)

Thanks for reading! This one was rather Bella-centric…

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And the "Who is Mike's perfect partner?" poll is still open on my profile page. Make sure to vote. – Perhaps give Mike and Edward a vote. Mike would be soooo happy…