The Wallflower

Warning: Alternate Universe up ahead, major OOCness, shounen-ai or yaoi, crackish? And nakedness for the first time

Summary: "You four have to turn my cousin back to his normal, chirpy, happy and carefree self." "WHAT?"

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THE PRINCE OF TENNIS, PERIOD.

Chapter 6: Late Introduction and Shower Experience

Well, after what happened at the clinic, Eiji was left to rest again. Even though he missed the whole period in the morning, he still had time for the afternoon. Which led him to room 3-1 by the boys (Echizen, Tezuka, Fuji, Atobe and Yukimura unexpectedly); which, of course, is now the best time for the introduction. Eiji was instructed to come in when their homeroom teacher is calling him.

"Alright class, we're having a new transfer student today." Ryuzaki Sumire, their homeroom teacher said. "He was supposed to be with us starting this morning, but something happened that caused him to go to the clinic. Now, will you please enter and introduce yourself?"

Then suddenly, the classroom door slid opened and the air suddenly turned cold. Then in came the one that scared the students out of their wits inside the room except the five boys and their teacher. He had this dark aura that can be felt and that can be seen. Yes people, his aura can actually be s-e-e-n.

He was walking slowly to the board then stopped to write his name on the board. And after he was done, he gave the chalk to Ryuzaki-sensei and then turned to face his classmates. His bangs got a bit longer, making him see the students who were on their seats with red lines here and there, making his field of vision somehow not clear while the students can only see the lower part of his face (mostly his mouth and nose).

"My name is Kikumaru Eiji, seventeen years old, transferred from Seishun Gakuen because of some reasons you don't need to know, don't want to know and don't want to find out. That's all, anymore questions?" Eiji said in an emotionless tone. The students on the other hand, just shook their heads as a sign of a 'NO!'.

Then Ryuzaki-sensei said to him that he'll sit at the vacant chair next to one of the people he's dreading, Fuji Syusuke, the resident genius and bishounen at the same time. But since he can't protest, he started to walking again with his classmates' eyes were looking at him like some weird creature (he actually is in their minds, they just don't want to admit that since they don't want to know what'll happen to them when they say it out loud). Then some of them started to whisper about him until he turned his head suddenly did everyone shut their mouths.

Eiji sat down when he reached his seat and got a black notebook from his bag to cover the right side of his desk, where Fuji is actually located so that he won't be distracted and so that he won't have another nosebleed. Everyone inside the classroom just sweatdropped at the craziness of Kikumaru Eiji. I mean, who doesn't want to stare at Fuji Syusuke's beautiful and flawless face that could be mistaken as a girl's and that could rival Yukimura Seiichi's as well?

"I would." Oh yeah, we forgot about his seatmate/ housemate that was just at his left.

Later that night...

"I'm still wondering why they're here. I can understand that it's for my own good as what Oishi says but this is just plain old ridiculous! They're the cause of my nosebleeds!" Eiji talked to himself silently. He had a towel on that covered his entire body (you know, just like how a girl covers herself before and after a nice bath). He had a handful of rubber ducks. He was walking until he reached the bathroom door outside. He never noticed the steam that was surrounding it, nor did he heard that the shower was on and nor did he noticed the shadow of the person whose actually using the shower.

(WARNING! WARNING! A NAKED BISHOUNEN UP AHEAD! I REPEAT! A NAKED BISHOUNEN UP AHEAD! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!)

When Eiji opened the shower curtains, he was greeted by a (handsome!) naked...

Naked...

Naked...!

He was greeted by a handsome...naked...

...Tezuka Kunimitsu.

"AHH!" Eiji screamed. Tezuka, who now had just returned from his thoughts, now had wide eyes while looking at the source of who just screamed. He was about to go out of the shower until he noticed that the shower curtain didn't cover him and saw a bit of blood on the ground. He looked for the source and found that it was Eiji covered in a towel with rubber ducks left scattered on the ground with drips of blood dripping down from his nose.

Inside the bathroom.

With him in the shower.

NAKED.

And Tezuka, the stoic bishounen of the group, did the one of the most un-Tezuka Kunimitsu thing to do;

He shouted.

"AHH!"

A sneeze could be heard inside the living room after that fiasco. It actually came from Tezuka who was now covered in a white towel.

"Ne Tezuka, I never knew you would just jump off the window from the bathroom like that. It was actually quite a show to see you coming inside the house from the outside while the only available cloth you have is just the towel hanging from around your waist." Fuji had an amused smile on his face. He was holding his personal digital camera.

"-sneeze- Shut up, Fuji..." Tezuka was glaring at him but since his face was red from both embarrassment and the humiliation, it didn't have an effect. And since his glasses were left inside the bathroom, he couldn't see properly from the darkness. So he had a couple of twigs here and there stuck on his hair and now he was dirty...again.

"Ore-sama is wondering why the hell you just jumped from the window instead of just coming out of the room using a door like any other normal person whose sane enough to save their lives." Atobe asked him. Or was that a statement?

"Remember this Atobe, no person is sane enough to escape using the door when you see a scary person that can be mistaken for a white lady(1) with blood all over the floor just so that you could go out is blocking the only exit besides the window. So, if that happens to you, what will you do? Come out from the door when Eiji's blocking your way to the only proper exit you have?"

"Hn." And Atobe has nothing to say anymore.

"Anyways, where's Echizen?"

"In the bathroom."

"Won't he be scared that Eiji's still inside unconscious?" And with that being said, Atobe started to run to Echizen but it was too late. Ryoma's scream could be heard inside the whole mansion. Tezuka just sighed while Fuji was just browsing at the new blackmail photos he had in just one night with a satisfied smile.

"Anyways. As I said, no- Fuji, why are you holding that camera?"

"I actually took a picture of you when I coincidently opened the window of my bedroom and noticed you naked with just a towel covering you. And now I have pictures of you, see?"

"..." 'What a crazy night...I could just feel the incoming headache...'

1. white lady - they are actually ghosts that are dressed in white, the lady's face can't be seen because of the long hair covering it and that they're really scary. They mostly appear at night or in haunted places. There are some cases that it happens here in the Philippines.

So dudes and dudettes, tell me what you think!