Disclaimer : I own no part of Naruto whatsoever. I own this story and that's it.

A/N : There were several reasons as to why I could not think up anything. One, I sat in an emo corner for two hours poking a stuffed bear. (I am not making fun of the emos. It was literally an emotional corner. The light kept comin' and goin'.) Two, I was writing my Maple Story fanfic. And three, I forgot the third one. BUT FOURRRRR I lost my notebook with that story in it once again!

Well, here's the sixth chapter. Enjoy. :D... I think this is the strangest chapter I've ever written... it's pretty short, too. This chapter just wrote itself, apparently.

Chapter Six : Under the Crimson Moon

Itachi stared helplessly up at the sky from his porch. He clenched a fist. He grabbed a small eye drop thing for fake tears and made some fake tears in his eyes. Itachi stood up at the railing and took a deep breath. Five minutes later, he exhaled. I think I swallowed a bug... Raising his fist, Itachi screamed out to the heavens. "WHY MUST SASUKE STILL LOVE NARUTO?!"

"SHUT UP PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!" Yelled a voice from one of his fellow neighbors.

Sighing, the extremely elite ninja lost balance and fell backwards off the porch and landed in the bushes. He was so elite that he jumped up and began to yell out in pain. He back-flipped out of the bushes into another set of bushes. Then, Itachi hid behind the bushes and looked around, making sure that no one, hopefully, was watching him. But he was wrong. Within the shadows, stood a figure. A figure so vile and feminine... it was the one and only...

Orochimaru! The snake dude wandered out of the shadows to Itachi. (Slow motion) He flipped his hair and walked in a seductive way towards Itachi. (Normal speed) He traced a finger around Itachi's delicate lips.

"I-it's t-the ra..." he trailed off. "RAPIST!!!"

Knocking Itachi down, Orochimaru climbed on top of him. "Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me!"

xxxxx

Sasuke stared up at the moon. It was the colour of blood... crimson. It sent shivers down his back, just the thought of blood reminded him of that night. When Itachi was introduced to drugs and destroyed the Uchiha Clan. Naruto sat at his side, leaning against the ninja. Slightly, Sasuke nudged Naruto away. The blonde sat up and turned to him. He saw liquid glistening on the boy's cheeks.

"A-are you crying, Sasuke?!" Naruto exclaimed. He placed a hand on the older boy's pale one.

Mumbling something, Sasuke looked at Naruto. His lips curved into a semi-smile. A smile of sadness. "I can't go through with this anymore. I can't live with myself, Naruto-kun."

Naruto leaned closer to Sasuke. "What do you mean, Sasuke? What does I can't live with myself mean?"

"For the past few months, I've been faking my love for you." Sasuke turned away, not willing to see Naruto's gaping expression. "I didn't want to see you sad. But not to long ago, I realized how fake your happiness was. You were happy for a something that wasn't even true, and if you had known the truth, you wouldn't be happy. It would be better if you did know the truth, the truth will always be better than a lie. I'm so sorry Naruto." his lips brushed against Naruto's for a brief moment, then he pulled away.

"So..." Naruto trailed off. His voice quivered as he began to continue his sentence. "You're breaking up with me...?"

"A... apparently... I am."

"I-I knew it." Naruto stammered. "Y-you were in love with Itachi... Sasuke, your happiness is mine." He lied. "Go... be with Itachi."

At this point, tears were endlessly flowing down Sasuke's cheeks. Naruto brushed them off with the back of his hand. "I'm glad you understand, Usuratonkachi... we can be friends for now, it never really worked out between us anyways..." he stood up and left, not daring to look back at Naruto.

As he left, Naruto sat in the grass alone, gazing up at the crimson sky. "Friends... just friends..."

xxxxx

As Sasuke made his way back to his neighborhood, he finally glanced behind him. Naruto was not following him. What he had put Naruto through... was probably the worst thing that most could ever do in their whole life time. Maybe not worse than Itachi's destruction of the Uchiha Clan... but...

A scream in the distance.

Sasuke quickened his pace, for that voice had sounded like Itachi's. It was one of the many screams that Itachi used when Orochimaru was around. Sasuke paused to think. Wait... an Orochimaru is here scream... I'M COMING FOR YOU, ONII-SAN! He leaped up into a great tree and swiftly slid through the branches of other trees until he had reached his front yard. There was Itachi, locked to the ground by Orochimaru's strong hands.

"NOOO!!!" the word slipped out of Sasuke's mouth, when he was planning to sneak attack on Orochimaru. Anyways, he jumped from the tree and attacked Orochimaru. When he landed on Orochimaru, it pushed him down. Therefore resulting in Orochimaru's lips smacking against Itachi's.

Itachi's eyes glowed hot pink with fury. (Yes hot pink, I don't know why... red is just over-used.) Laser beams shot out of them, knocking Orochimaru far, far away. He vanished into the distance. Sasuke fell backwards, trembling in fear of his brother's pink eyes.

"Onii-san, your eyes are pink."

"Oh, sorry." Itachi switched them to purple with fury. "How about this?"

"You can just get rid of the whole blah with fury thing." He responded. Itachi nodded as his eyes went back to normal.

Smiling, Itachi hugged Sasuke. "Thank you for that. I thought that I was going to get raped!" he ran into a corner and began to cry. "I was so scared..."

"Don't cry Onii-san..." Sasuke muttered, hugging his brother. "Orochimaru was sent far, far away. He won't be back for a while..."

"Who says I won't be back for a while?" asked a voice.

Spinning around, Sasuke and Itachi saw a figure in the shadows. He stepped out and wandered towards them. (Slow motion) He flipped his hair and walked in a seductive way towards the brothers. (Normal speed) He made it so that there was no where to escape to. "Wow, two of you now. That means more fun and more sex. How about we have a 3-some, eh?" he bent down so that his eyes met Sasuke's. "It'll be fun..."

"PERVERTED WHATEVER-YOU-ARE!" Sasuke screamed. His fist slammed against Orochimaru's chin. Orochimaru was sent flying into the distance again. He brushed his hands together, as if there was dirt of them and grinned at Itachi. "If he comes back, I'll have the chicken launcher ready."

They began to laugh and walked into their house. Sasuke locked every door and window, just in case Orochimaru would come.

xxxxx

"It's not right to pee while someone is taking a shower." Itachi said as he stepped out of the shower the next morning, Sasuke covered his eyes at his brother's naked body. He covered them, despite the fact that he actually liked seeing Itachi naked. Giving up, Sasuke sighed as he pulled up his pants.

"When you gotta go, you gotta go." He replied, using the usual excuse.

Letting out a slight chuckle, Itachi dried off and slipped on a pair of boxers that read Sexy Back on the back. He picked up his pink hair dryer, "Well, it's your turn to make breakfast, Little Brother. You better go get started. By the time I'm done making my hair all soft and silky, you should be done." Switching it on, he flicked Sasuke's forehead and sent him flying out of the bathroom into a wall. "Shoo!"

Yawning, Sasuke scratched his head as he walked down the stairs. Naruto and him had been together for a couple of years and now it ended. How was he going to tell Itachi?

Scenario one :

"Onii-san!" Sasuke poured him a bowl of soup. "I left Naruto-kun last night."

"W-what?" Itachi stammered. He took Sasuke's face in his hands and brought it close to his own. "Now I can make you all mine."

Sasuke sighed.

Scenario two :

As Itachi pulled Sasuke close to him, Sasuke muttered out a few words. "Onii-san..."

"Yes, my beloved brother?"

"I... I left Naruto."

Scenario three :

Sasuke ripped off his clothes. "FUCK ME IT--" (I was about to make THIS the scenario... eh... I unno.)

"No." Sasuke slammed his head on the kitchen counter. "I'll just take life as it comes." he milk into a pot and turned on the stove.

When Itachi came over, Sasuke poured him a bowl of what he made. Itachi poked the stuff in it curiously. ("stuff" is such a descriptive word :D) He glanced up as his little brother as Sasuke happily devoured his bowl. "Er... what the hell is this, Sasuke?"

"Boiled milk!" Sasuke grinned.

"Boiled milk...?" Itachi stared at it blankly. "You made... boiled milk? (ahahah!!!!)

The younger Uchiha's eyes began to grow glassy with tears. "Y-you don't like milk?!" He threw the bowl at Itachi, drenching him in warm milk. "I'm so hurt!"

"N-no, Sasuke!" Itachi screamed. "I-I love milk!" he scoffed down the milk, almost chocking on it. His tears also began to grow glossy, but out of pain. "Yum yum!"

"Yay!" Sasuke grinned.

"Well, I'm going to go take another bath."

"Oh."

xxxxx

That night, Sasuke wandered to Itachi. They were alone in their garden with no Orochimaru. He quietly sat at the bench.

"G'evening, Little Brother." Itachi stroked his little brother's arm.

"Onii-san..." Sasuke stared up, the moon was still crimson. "I-I left N-Naruto last night... my love for him was fake. I couldn't live with myself anymore, so I just decided to leave him. Something inside me told me that it was the best thing to do."

"Let's go in... I'll boil some milk."

People keep telling me that they like my humor... someone tell me what humor? O.o... it's not coming to me.

Yeah... I typed all that from what popped into my head in like 2 hours.. One word. S.K.I.L.L (skill for those that do not know)... ahahahha... boiled milk... I'ma go do that nao... Review please:D