Finally our next chapter is up~! dancing samurai~! hya~!
After a very boring world meeting, the nations decided to get an ice-cream...
They went to a village close to where the meeting was held, and there their doom awaited yet again~
I want Alfred ice-cream, da.
Ehh? So you want to cut me up, freeze me and eat me?
Nyet, I want chocolate topped with your delicious juices~ -smirk-
Russia, nobody wants to know what you and Alfred do in bed...- England looks disgusted-
I was not gonna eat ice-cream in bed, but right here, da.
-sigh- never mind me...
Da, I thought so
Oi, spain I want tomato flavor! -punches Spain-
G-Gilbert, do they have maple flavor? -leans against prussia and blushes-
Ehh, I don't know birdie...shall I beat them until they make it for you?
No! Ehh, I mean, you don't need to hurt them...
-while the nations are discussing the different flavors of ice-cream, 2 cosplaying girls are watching them intently-
Mmm, where is Mercedes?
I dont know? It seems she went inside...
-nods-
When everyone had finally settled with their ice-cream, the two girls watching them approached the group of nations
-another girl who looks almost exactly like a younger Carmen comes near and quickly slips in front of the other two-
Hallo -looks down shyly-
Fusosososo, are you back already?
Yeah, it's just been a week since the last time and the hero demands to be leaven alone!
-Carmen and Lizzy approach as well- hello
I am not Carmen! -slaps Spain in his face-
Ouch! That hurt -rubs his cheek-
I am the genius sister of That! -points to Carmen-
Yeah thanks Mercedes...
Piggyback race! -mercedes jumps on Romano's back-
Stupid bastard! -throws her off and scowls-
Muahaha -pulls Romano's curl and runs off somewhere-
Chigiiiiiiii! - tomato red face-
Yeah well, everyone, that was my sister... I hope she doesn't return anymore...
Yeah she's annoying. Now everyone get ready for the dares! Oh, and~ today the three chosen losers from the previous session will be the slaves of the winners! So that'd be Spain, France and Carmen. Prepare to do anything they order you to! ~~
ah non, that is disgracious but I shall bear with it
Si, I'll do it for mi amor Lovi~!
Uhhh... Easy for you guys to say, I'm scared of this...
Ni hau, Carmen -china smirks evil-
Eeeeep...! Now I'm really scared...!
Well, we should really get on with the dares now.
The first one is for Romano and Spain. Spain has to give Romano a blow job while everyone is watching~~!
What fucking kind of dare is that you bastard! I will let him do that you idiot! -swearing-
Lovi, you can't back out on the dare! Come, let's do this por favor?
See how nice he asks you~ even you can't resist that face~
yes, I can. -pouts-
Spain, I order you to do this dare, da.
You can't do that! You were in the same team as me!
I can, da. -smirk-
Yay~! Lovi~! -jumps on Lovino and pulls his pants down-
Aaah! Spain, you Baka! Don't do that!
B-but who do I have to listen to now? My Lovi, Russia or the dare?...
Me, da.
No, me, you love me! -pulls on Spain's arm-
If I were you, i would listen to the dare...that's safest...
You are right! -Spain pins Romano to the floor-
Da. -smirk and watches interested-
N-no! -struggles and blushes heavily-
-Spain starts sucking Romano off with passion-
- Carmen blushes and turns around- too..much..! /
-the others watch as Romano can be heard moaning in the ice salon-
-after some time Romano gives a shout and Spain pulls back-
You want some ice cream to cool you down Lovi?
Of course not you Bastard! -hits Spain-
kesesesese nice work Spain! -high fives-
Gracias Prussia! -cheerful face-
Now everyone sit down please! We need to go on!
Next up is a truth for Italy~!
Veeee~ what is it? Does it have something to do with pasta?
No, I'm sorry it doesn't..-face palm-
Italia...the world doesn't revolve around pasta...
Really?
Yes...
Ohw..okay.. What is it then? -jumping around Lizzy-
Ehh, calm down, the question was, have you ever slept with anyone besides Germany?
Ehh, si, my fratello...
Is that true?
Yes, of course! We always share a bed!
Idiot! They mean have you had sex with anyone else? -hits him-
Ohw! That hurts... -rubs the sore spot-
So with who else have you slept with Italy?
Ehh, with France~! he always told me it was a good thing~ -smile-
you even did it with little nations like him? You bloody old pervert! -England kicks France in his crotch-
Aaah! -covers his lower regions- Oui, I slept with cute little Italy, I had to teach him something before he would be exposed to the world~
You bloody frog! You don't molest kids! -they start fighting-
It was not molesting, it was teaching~!
-the fight goes on for a couple of minutes before they both retreat-
So, you slept with France, anyone else?
Ehhh, Doitsu of course~! I love him!
-Germany blushes- we all know that Italy...
And I think that was it~!
You only slept with those two?
-Italy nods ands goes of bugging Romano-
Congratulations. Germany you are his second.
Ehh, yeah, thanx...
Another truth for you guys!
For who, da? -Russia is trying to hug America to death-
Eh, France and England, and the question was what do you use in bed?
Is this bloody porn or something? You frog!
I am not. A frog. -glares at England- and no this isn't porn, simply a little game, we can't help it our lovely readers are such a perverts~ -giggle-
Well, there was this one time L'Angleterre like to dress up as a pirate during it, and another time he likes whips -smirks at the thought-
You frog! Don't go off telling people stuff like that you arse!
They needed to know right? Honhonhon~
eh, so England's likes it kinky huh? Didn't expect That one coming~
Shut your mouth you git!
Whahahahaha don't worry England, we just didn't think you were so not boring when it comes to the bedroom!
Mpfh, just leave it...
Ahw L'Angleterre~ it's fine you have some kinks as well~ I will gladly do as you want in the bedroom~ as long as it's about l'amour~~
Stupid frog... -stomps away-
Aiyaaa, now I am finally going to get my revenge on you! You stupid girl, aru!
Eeeeeep! -hides behind America-
Don't hide...he ain't that scary..., right? I guess Ivan is creepier...
Yes but.. He doesn't want revenge on me and china does..
Come here, Carmen!
Ahwww...-Carmen walks to China hesitantly-
-China ties balloons to her body- mwuhahahaha, the revenge of the balloons!
Please not balloons! -panicking and trying not to show fear-
Aiyaaa! Don't whine, it are just balloons!
No no no no no! Get them off me! -covers ears and closes eyes-
No, I won't. -whistles- these are some German shepherds I borrowed from Germany, they like to bark and jump.
-freezes- d-dogs... -trembling and still covering ears- n-no. G-get away with those dogs...! -pleading-
No, this is my revenge! -looks as Carmen is scared of the dogs and balloons-
Ehh...this is kinda sad china...
I will get my revenge on you as well!
Okay~
-Carmen is backing away slowly and trying to push the German Shepherds away while making attempts to cover ears with one hand-
You will soon reach the wall, aru~ -smirk-
No..! -yelp- stop it! -hits the wall- please don't bite the balloons d-dogs...! -shaking from terror-
Mwuahahaha~! China always wins!
Ehh, that was enough get those balloons of her -calls the dogs and starts petting and hugging them- good doggies~ -smile-
No! This is my revenge! And you will get revenge later!
-sigh- just shut up -unties the balloons and let's them go- anyone who touches the balloons will face my wrath -glare-
This is unfair, aru...-pout-
T-thank you~! -hug-
It's okay, just kill China for me~
-Carmen and Lizzy both glare at China-
-Carmen silently moves to a corner and wipes some tears away sadly-
I'm the hero! I will save her with this ice-cream! -proudly holds an ice-cream-
Ehh, give her this -Lizzy swaps the ice for a huge watermelon-
Okay? Watermelon will save your day! -dashes to Carmen and gives her the watermelon- here, this is to cheer you up~!
Ehh, thank you -tiny little smile-
Well, since we are hurting people anyway, I demand that the frog pours tea over his groin region and eats sausages while doing it. This ought to be fun.
Angleterre! Think of my precious crotch!
Do it, I don't care what happens
Qui Angleterre... -boils tea and eats sausages while pouring tea over his crotch- -mumble mumble mumble-
Hahahahahaha! That will teach you a lesson you bloody frog!
-France looks at him with a hurt expression before turning around and walks to Carmen to sit next to her in the corner- ...stupid Angleterre...
-Carmen looks up from her watermelon- want a piece? -holds out a chunk of watermelon-
Ah, Oui, thank you -eats it-
-Carmen pokes him- look what you can do with the seeds -Carmen spits the seeds to China and they hit him-
Stop it aru! Or I'll get more balloons!
-Carmen giggles- now you should at England~
Honhonhon, Oui, what a brilliant plan~ -spits the seeds at England-
Hey! Who did that?
Honhonhon, poor Angleterre did the seeds scare you? -smirks-
No! Shut up you bloody frog!
Honhonhon well, the watermelon is indeed good~
Hm? yeah it is delicious -munch munch-
That was nice to watch, da
Verdammt Russia, you creep!
Watch it, da.
Hey hey! stop arguing! just eat some more ice-cream or something!
I want to see some more crying faces, da. Spain; you will hit Romano with my faucet pipe, da
What? no! I won't hurt my Lovi for you! I refuse to do it!
You will have to do it, comrade~ -innocent smile-
He is right Antonio, you can't back out... just don't hit him hard, ja?
I will NOT hit Lovi. Never. -angry glare at Russia-
Shall I hit you then? -takes out his faucet pipe-
you want to fight? you'll get it. -attacks Russia with his axe-
Hihi~ -slams his pipe right into Spain and knocks him unconscious- you did not obey the dare, da~
-Carmen and France hurry to check on Antonio-
Why did you knock out Spain! Stupid Russia!
Calm down, he is just unconscious. We should be happy he made it out alive ma chèrie
Shut up, I am not your chèrie. HE HIT SPAIN! -throws watermelon at Russia-
now you made a mistake, da~
Everyone stop! The hero will solve it all! -America is being ignored by everyone-
Hihi, the balloons are still here, da~ -pops two of them-
EEEEP! -covers ears and hides behind France-
Russia, enough of this shit! Mein Gott!
M-maple..!
-Russia keeps popping the remaining balloons as China watches contently-
AND NOW IT IS ENOUGH! -Germany slams his fist on the table and everyone is silent-
Today's game is OVER and everyone will retreat to their home NOW!
Prussia, Canada; you two drive Carmen home, Russia and America will drive Lizzy home. Tomorrow we'll continue with the remaining dares.
-everyone agrees and they go home or to the hospital in Spain's case-
Thank you Prussia, Canada. And, I'm sorry about today... I ruined it because I am scared of stupid things
Kesesesese that's alright, it was fun to watch, right Mattie?
Eh, yes, though China went to far..
well, anyway, Bye!
-Lizzy hugs Ivan before she gets out of the car- Bye Russia~!~! hihi
Da svidanja? -strange look from Russia-
Bye America~! -runs off-
-America waves and yells something about it being a nice day and they drive away-
-meanwhile in the ice salon Japan and Greece are doing naughty stuff between all kinds of ice-cream-
enjoyed it? Then us wants reviews or we will send dogs and balloons~!
Hahaha and those are evil... But the dancing samurai will save everyone!
Bye bye see ya next time~