Disclaimer- I don't own the characters BUT I DO own y OC Alex, which is me… so wait all I own is myself? That sucks :(
Alex- welllll I got a lot of reviews *smile*
Everyone- NOOOOO!
Alex- so I'm going to make each chapter longer so I can fit them all in.
Harry- ok here's a thought, just a thought. What if, you DON'T fit them all in? You know just something to think about.
Ron- I like the idea, whose with me?
Everyone except Alex- *raises hand*
Alex- not going to happen… I got readers to please! So enough of this blabbering and onto the dares!*smiles* This review was sent by: RAVEnREBEL
Okay hey your really good at this it's hilarious now the dares
Draco- I dare you too admit your gay feelings to mister potter and you have to sit in his lap and pretend to enjoy it for the next couple of hours.
Draco- but...
Alex- WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT INTERRUPTING ME IN THE MIDDLE OF READING THE DARES!
Draco- *gulp* *shuts up*
Alex- *clears throat*
Nevville- I dare you too act like a rhino for three hours.
Ron-I like you so I dare you too admit your crush and then eat...Redvines
Harry- I dare you too be super weird and blurt out random words fir an hour.
Hermione- you have to admit a secret crush on someone not in gryffindor
Luna- I dare you too ask dumbledore out on a date!
Well there you go :)
Alex- now you may speak...
Draco- but I'm... Not gay!
Alex- well neither is Harry... Hmm right? *uncertain*
Harry- of course I'm not! I'm dating Ginny for goodness sakes...
Alex- then idk... Just say it, only for the dare.
Draco- it says admit... But I can't admit something that's not true!
Alex- oh c'mon... Just say it. It doesn't have to be true.
Draco- no *crosses arms*
Alex- *sighs* fine… I'll make you a deal.
Draco- I'm listening...
Alex- you do the dare and I will... Ask the reviewers to give me an embarrassing dare...
Draco- seriously? Naaaa you're bluffing. You'll never torture yourself…
Alex- *gulp* no Im no5.. I am willing to sacrifice my good name and no embarrassment record, for the good of the game...
Draco- hmmm if it means having you suffer also... Fine I'll do it. Potter I admit my gay feelings for you... *says mockingly* I love you...
Alex- that's good enough for me. Now just sit in his lap and pretend to enjoy it...
Draco- no biggie... I guess. *goes and sits on Harry's lap and forces a smile*
Alex- now there's a good boy *pats him*
Draco- don't ever touch me again, I'm still mad at you.
Alex- sheesh… fine let's move onto Neville's dare…
Neville- yay *sarcastic*
Alex- do you know how to act like a rhino?
Neville- no… who does?
Alex- well I have this uncle that works in a zoo and one day….
Harry- I don't really want to hear the end of the story….
Alex- *mutter* buzzkill. Anyways… just go down on all fours and make noises…
Neville- ummmm ok? *goes on all fours and makes noises*
Alex- ok now stay like that for 3 hours…
Neville- *noise*
Alex- good job. Now Ron, who is your secret crush?
Ron- *shrugs*
Alex- c'mon you'll get Redvines afterwards
Ron- fine, Hermione. Now gimmie! *takes away redvine forcefully*
Hermione- *blush*
Alex- pffttt it was supposed to be secret? Everybody knows that!
Ron- whatever, I did my thing.
Alex- yeah… I know. Now harry has to be super-weird and blurt random stuff out xD
Harry- pffttt I do that already… well sometimes. ALASKAN BUTTER NUT CHEESE!
Alex- im guessing he is already started…
Harry- ummm no… I haven't started yet…
Alex- O.o
Harry- I'll start now. Bob=Beef.
Alex- ok…. Harry… moving on.
Hermione- *thinks- oh no, it's my turn! Act natural* *forces smile*
Alex- now, Hermione!
Hermione- *thinks- DARN! :(*
Harry- *doing dare* GOOOOOOO HERMOINE! H-E-R-M-I-O…. gosh Hermione you have a long name…. *falls asleep*
Alex- I'm going to ignore that. Soooo, Hermione. Who's your secret crush outside of Gryffindor? *smile*
Hermione- You can never make me tell!
Alex- oh yeah? Well I got some more truth potion, with extra honestiline…
Hermione- *eyes wide* no. Not that!
Alex- oh yes… *evil smile*
Hermione- *backs away slowly, checks if there is any place to escape*
Alex- I will have you know escape is impossible. Now whoever this mystery person is, you clearly don't want us to know about… that makes it EXTRA juicy. Now be a good little girl and drinking your bizarre truth potion.
Hermione- why is it bizarre? *tries to change subject*
Alex- *Gets a bit off character* well there are all those weird chemicals that you put in that… *realizes what she's doing* wait a second; don't try to change the subject!
Hermione- darn it.
Alex- *shoves potion down Hermione's throat*
Hermione- *gags*
Alex- good now you will answer any question that I have. Now tell me who is your secret crush?
Harry- wait, I need to drink water.
Hermione- it's Draco! *blurts out*
Harry- *does an epic yet disgusting spit take* WHAT!
Everyone- WHAT!
Hermione- *tries to hide somehow*
Alex- ummmm that was weird… I would of thought it was like maybe some popular boy in Hufflepuff. Or maybe some cute nerdy boy from Ravenclaw, idk!
Hermione- wellll I think Draco is cute… *covers mouth*
Ron, Draco and Harry- *mouth hanging wide open*
Harry- now strap me to a horse and call me Sally…that is one surprising news… *still doing dare*
Hermione- well can you please move on! *embarrassed*
Alex- as much as I'd like not too, she's right. We need to get to Luna's dare…
Luna- oh damn! *frown* but I don't want to ask Dumbledore on a date. He is like what now, a million years old?
Alex- now Luna don't exaggerate, I'm guessing around the 3 digits zone but not a million…
Luna- *crosses arm*
Alex- Do I have to convince all the characters to do their job here! C'mon people…
Luna- well I'll do it on one condition.
Alex- what?
Luna- I don't get any dares for the rest of the chapter.
Alex- ummmm no!
Luna- Ugh, fine! ok I'll call him. One dinner… that's it! *calls Dumbledore*
Dumbledore- hello?
Luna- ummm Professor Dumbledore… I mean, Albus.
Dumbledore- *confused* yes?
Luna- this is Luna, I would like to ask if we can go out sometime?
Dumbledore- *really confused* ok?
Luna- great, bye!
Dumbledore- wait you didn't tell me when! Oh well….
Luna- I got a date with Albus next Friday…
Alex- well unfortunately we will have to catch your date another time.
Luna- awww man *secretly smiling*
Alex- well mostly because I don't have the energy to watch you talk to him for 2 hours :P
Luna- ohh…. Wait… HEY!
Alex- *smiles* Well if I may… I'm going to move on to the next dare! This dare was sent to us by: EightHorcux
Might I just say that you my friend, are a genius?
Harry- yeah right *sarcastic*
Smack them all with a salmon if they disagree!
Alex- *smacks Harry with salmon*
Harry- OW! *pouts*
I think you should bring Lupin because, I just love him and I love to be eeeevil! Anyways, I have dares for them! (Well I would put him on if he gets any dares or truths :P)
Harry- Go and give Draco a big ol' bear hug!
Draco- ENJOY IT!
Ginny- Play tag with Hermione! (Sugested by my bro! Weirdo...)
Hermione- Draw us a picture! (Even though we all know you can't draw...)
Neville- Proclaim your undying love for the blibbering humdingers!
Luna- Sing an opera song
Ron- I think I like this reviewer….
Hermione- you're just saying that because he didn't give you any dares… *frowns*
Ron- and you're absolutely right *smiles*
Hermione- *sticks tongue out*
Alex- guys, guys… chillax! There are plenty of dares to go around. If you want I would give you one *smiles evilly*
Hermione and Ron- we'll be quiet *shut up*
Alex- good. Now Harry go and give Draco a big ol' bear hug. *thinks- I wish I would be getting one*
Harry- after what we've been through… that wont be a problem!
Draco- yeah except he is my nemesis and I wont like to hug him…but I learned to deal with it…
Harry- *goes and gives him a big friendly hug*
Draco- *frowns but hugs back and pretends to enjoy it*
Alex- awww friendship… is there anything more beautiful?
Draco and Harry- WE ARE NOT FRIENDS!
Alex- sheesh are all you guys so touchy. Now you hurt my feelings. *pretend sobs* But a hug will make it all better! *smile and faces Harry*
Hermione- aww I'll give you a hug! *hugs Alex*
Alex- *frowns* ok… that's enough! I think I'll need another one.
Harry- *about to hug Alex*
Luna- aww come here you little rascal *gives a hug*
Alex- *lets go* you know what? Never mind!
Harry- *looks at Draco* *Sighs* girls…
Draco- tell me about it. Doesn't it suck being the only boys here?
Neville and Ron- ahem!
Draco- and those two over there…
Alex- ok now Ginny and Hermione need to play tag! Yay!
Hermione- but that's so childish! *pout*
Alex- deal with it! Or do you want to do something much more humiliating?
Hermione- I'm good, Ginny? *taps her lightly on the shoulder* you're it! *starts running*
Ginny- *runs after her* oh I'm going to catch you!
Alex- ok let's divide half half who we cheer for. Ok girls cheer for ginny, boys for Hermione! Although there is way more boys then girls right now.
Alex and Luna- WHOOOOO GOOOOOO GINNNY!
Ron, drake, Neville and Harry *unenthusiastically* whooo go Hermione!
Ginny- tag you're it *runs away quickly*
Hermione- *grasps for breathe* you're light on your feet.
Ginny- hey what can I say... When you live in a house of 4 guys, you need to be quick or you won't survive…
Hermione- tuche…
Alex- ok now switch.
The boys- *unenthusiastically* whooo go Ginny!
Alex and Luna- GOOOOOO HERMIONE! YOUDA MAN! OR WOMAN!
Hermione- tag you're it!
Alex- ok I think that's enough...
Hermione- now I have to draw a picture *smiles*
Alex- *whisper to Harry* is she aware that she stinks at drawing more than my brother actually stinks!
Harry- I am afraid not...
Hermione- *draws something on a blank piece of paper and shows it to us*
Alex- *looks at it carefully* ummm uh huh... That is something I never ummm quite seen before Hermione...
Ron- is it a snowman?
Hermione- no Ron, it's a tv remote...
Ron- *eyes wide, thinks- THAT'S a remote!* uh... I see it now. I guess I was looking at it wrong. *nervous*
Luna- *nervous smile* it's great…
Hermione- aww thanks guys! Maybe I should draw another picture *smile*
Everyone- *quickly* nooo!
Hermione- ?
Harry- we wouldn't want to *thinks* cheapen the experience we had umm now by looking at another one of you fabulous drawings *nervous laugh* *elbows Ron* right Ron?
Ron- oh! Yeah yeah defiantly...
Harry- *elbows Alex* what do you think Alex?
Alex- *forced smile* as much as it pains me to do it, we got to move on...
Neville- yeah sorry Hermione, it's my turn now!
Hermione- oh that's fine...
Alex- now apparently Neville has to declare his love to the blibbering humindigers... I have no clue what THAT is so I'm going to skip it, sorry. Just really have no idea what that is… So that leaves us here with Luna.
Luna- ok...
Alex- Luna sing us an opera song!
Luna- I dont know any opera songs... do you know any?
Alex- well what do I look like? In my 50's?
Harry- *opens mouth*
Alex- *gritted teeth* Dont answer that...
Harry- *closes mouth*
Alex- anyways no I don't know any opera song. Just sing in an opera voice, ok?
Luna- ok! *starts to sing in her "opera voice"*
Everyone- *cover their ears*
Alex- you call that's singing? It sounds like a cat is dying in here and is screaming for help!
Everyone except Luna who continues singing unaware of the outside world- WHAT! can't hear you!
Alex- I'll tell her to stop! *shouts*
Harry- you'll buy her a box? *can't hear a thing*
Alex- *walks towards Luna* Luna thats enough for the dare!
Luna- *continues singing horribly and loud*
Alex- *shouts* SOMEONE GIVE ME MY MEGAPHONE!
Everyone except Luna- HUH?
Alex- *thinks- must I do everything by myself* *poofs up megaphone and puts it on "Deathly Loud"* LUNA STOPPPPPP!
Luna- AHHHHH! No need to shout, im right here...
Alex- *rolls eyes* right... Now moving on... Next review was sent in by: 2kittykat1315
Harry- Snog Ginny infront of Ron and Ron can't move away.
Draco has to play patacake with Hermione.
Alex you have to let one character leave for 3 hours.
Harry- finally something rational and fun for me to do! C'mere Ginny *flirty smile*
Ginny- *giggles* ok...
Alex- *angry glare*
Harry- *starts to snog ginny*
Ron- am I supposed to sit here and do nothing while my best friend and sister snog?
Alex- yep *still has an angry face*
*1 minute later*
Alex- ugh? Don't they stop to breath?
Ron- I'm not liking this either!
Alex- ok you two, fun time's over *break the two apart*
Harry- aww man...
Alex- yeah well whatcha gonna do... Got a story to move along *nervous smile*
Harry- ok...?
Alex- now Draco play patacake with Hermione! Trust me, it's fun!
Draco- ok.. How do you do it exactly?
Hermione- follow my lead. *shows him the hands movements*
Draco- ok so like this? *does exactly what Hermione did*
Hermione- yeah exactly! Good job!
Draco- umm thank *smile*
Hermione and Draco-
Pat a cake, Pat a cake, baker's man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and prick it and mark it with a 'B',
And put it in the oven for Baby and me.
Alex- you rocked that nursery rhyme draco! *giggle*
Draco- uhhhh thanks?
Alex- *smirks* welcome...
Neville- wait now she has to chose who gets a break for 3 hours!
Harry- really! *goes over to Alex and puts on his flirty face* Alex did anyone ever tell you that your shirt brings out the beautiful color in your eyes?
Alex- *smiles* flattery won't get you anywhere, Harry…
Harry- but I need that three hour break! *pouts* What about I'll do one dare with NO complaints whatsoever…
Alex- tempting but no... I choose Neville to go on his 3 hour break *smirks*
Neville- yay!
Harry- darn it!
Alex- it doesn't matter anyways.. Cause the chapter's over!
Neville- aww man!
Harry- well at least I didn't lose anything :P
Alex- so that's it for the chapter guys, don't forget to review! You don't have to necessarily put in dares… you can always just tell me what you think of the chapter! So peace out suckers, and we'll see you later on…
Everyone- Harry Potter Truth or Dare!