Teen Titans Suck, Chapter 6
"Wap! Wap! Bang!"
Beast Boy: Well, that was a quick fight.
Cyborg: Yo, what's this I'm standin' in?
Beast Boy: Aw man! My pie!
Cyborg: There's someone by the teeter-totter.
Jinx: Hiee!
Robin: What do you want.
Jinx: hey guys, we kind of need a place to stay for a while.
Robin: Are you being sarcastic?
Jinx: SO! JUST BECAUSE I'M A GIRL I SOUND SARCASTIC ALL THE TIME!
Robin: Umm... Could you please repeat that.
Jinx: AAAAAHHHHHH!
Hippie Slade: Down with government.
Gizmo: What's with him?
Cyborg: Oh, he's just some crazy stalker.
Gizmo: I wasn't asking you.
"Pow! Wham! Smack!"
Robin: Ignore those two.
Starfire: Oh, how wonderful! I shall bake the cake of the celebration!
Robin: Hey! Some blue tacos.
Mammoth: Mm, Blue.
Private H.I.V.E.: You have no willpower, Maggot!
Jinx: Get lost!
Private H.I.V.E.: "sobs".
Robin: Hey, where's Kyd Wykkyd?
Elsewhere
Kyd Wykkyd: "sigh".
"camera zooms out and shows Angel massaging him".
Back at the Tower
Robin: Why should we let you stay here?
Jinx: Here.
Robin: a cheque for ten-thousand dollars... TEN-THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Jinx: What can I say, crime pays.
Robin: But how do you get the money, we always stop your crimes?
"flashback"
Robin: The crimey-alarmy-thing!
BB: Ah, forget it! I'm playing Extreme Inferno Wrath.
Cy: and I'm playing SpongeBob.
Robin: Whatever.
"back to reality"
Robin: You made your point.
At the Tower
Robin: Now, we have to set up some ground ru-
Gizmo: Ooooh! What's this do(presses button)?
Robin:"slow motion" Nooooooooooo!
TV: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and, desert you.
Robin: TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!
Gizmo: Alright, yuh scuzwad!
Hippie Slade: Transformers, more than meets the eye!
Jinx: "blasts hex".
Hippie Slade: Whoops! Slipped on a banana peel.
"smash"
Hippie Slade: AND FELL OUT THE WIIIINDOOOOW!
Jinx: Do you usually live like this?
In Robin's Room
Robin: Okay, you can have my bed, just don't touch anyth-
Mammoth: You got a lot of hair gel, man.
Robin: My babies!
Mammoth: You got like six hundred bucks worth of hair gel here.
Robin: Don't judge me.
In Starfire's Room
Starfire: You may rest upon the bed, if it pleases you.
See-More: I can see more than the naked eye.
Robin: Basement! Now!
See-More: Umm... Is that an option, heh heh.
In the Basment
See-More: "shivers" man am I cold!
"creeeeak"
See-More: I-I-Is th-that you G-Giz?! Not c-c-cool.
"heavy breath"
See-More: S-Seriously Giz, I'm g-getting f-f-freaked out. "gasps" Wh-what is that thing?! AAAHHHH!
In BB's Room
BB: Hey! What are you doing with my pizza?!
Billy 3: What does it look like, dummy.
BB: That's it! I'm getting rid of our house guests, once and for all! But how?
Cy: I have an idea "evil look".
At an abandoned television broadcast station
Random Guy: It's time to play, a matter of... LIFE! AND! DEATH!
Slade: Hello, and welcome to...
Random Guy: LIFE! AN-
Slade: ENOUGH ALREADY! "clears throat" let's meet our contestants. Our first contestant is, Ding Dong Daddy!
DDD: Yo, cool cats!
Slade: Next up, Kardiak!
Kardiak:...
Slade: Okay... Our next contestant, Beast Boy!
BB: Even I'm smarter than these guys, This'll be a piece of blueberry pie.
Slade: And our last contestant, Brain!
BB: "gulp".
Three Rounds Later
Slade: Well, this is our final round! It's time for one of you to win ten-tousand dollars! Hey, why didn't anyone mention what the prize was before?
BB: Okay, focus.
Slade: what is the first episode of Teen Titans?
(commonly made mistake)
Brain: Final Exam!
Slade: Oh! I'm sorry, the answer you were looking for is Divide and Conquer. And that means Beast Boy is the WINNER! By default.
BB: Yay!
Back at the Tower
BB: "whispers" Hey Jinx.
Jinx: Yeah?
BB: Here, have ten-thousand bucks, now get out!
Jinx: But we-
BB: OUT!
Narrator: And so , the day is saved thanks to, Beast Boy, Cyborg, And... Slade?