Chapter 6

The time of the month.

Notes to you: here I am late again. Sorry guys. But on the bright side it is both a good chapter and a long one, Now I'm going to keep trying to post once a week, so… Oh yeah And I had a good deal of help from my friends the azure and saffron war machines as well. Oh and here are some answers, first I read the reviews… like all of them, so here is the first part "Will this continue past the week?" Yes I think I have room enough for a good lot of chapters after the week is up. "Will there be a lemon?" Though I am completely capable of writing that, I just don't think I'm going ruin this story by doing it. THANKS for the support and have a good read.

Revision notes: This one has been revised as well.

Once a month the human female body goes through a "period" of sorts that causes the body to act in a strange way, not only can it cause mood swings, but it also changes the behavior of the body its self. This is commonly referred to as PMS. And unfortunately for Naruto this was today.

With modern medical ninjustsu the length of this period can be shortened to 12 to 14 hours. But for every action there is a reactions, and while the duration is shortened, the effects are heightened to compensate for the changed duration. In other words the side can effects include increased mood swings, swelling of hands or feet, nausea, bloating, and increased sex drive…

"WAKE UP IT'S NINE O' CLOCK!" was our hero's rude awakening as he had no inclination as to what was going on. He drowsily sat up and tried to come to attention of what exactly was going on.

"Huh, what's going on?" He asked in confusion. "It's still early and we don't really have any plans for today."

"Just hurry up and eat your breakfast, I don't want to stay here all day." Sakura continued obviously agitated.

"Not to be mean, but what's with the attitude? Did I do something wrong?" His concern was genuine.

"… Sorry… it's just… nothing" she said trying to cover up.

He put a look on his face that blatantly stated "Yeah right, I'm not buying it." before he decided to use her own weapon against her. "Well, if I'm going to be your boyfriend, then I need to know what's wrong." His words were slightly mocking but emulating her own.

She let out a heavy sight of frustration, then proceeded to explain what was going on. "Naruto… It's 'that' time of the month…" she continued a little embarrassed.

"Huh? I don't understand."

"I'm having my period." She rolled her eyes.

"Still not following." he said as he cocked his head to one side.

"Do… you not know?" she asked.

"Know what?"

She hung her head. "Wow." she thought, "I guess you really don't learn some things without parents". She lifted her head and looked at him before breaking the silence with "Just, eat your breakfast!" With that he was a little startled, yet decided it was wise to actually do so. Sakura sat down next to him and began to explain how things work.

Five minutes later, and Naruto could not keep a straight face any longer. He cracked up. "Yeah right!" he said not believing a word. "I could have believed everything else but, bleeding from HA ha ha ha no seriously, you thought I would buy that?!"

Her silence said it all. As he waited for her response his face slowly changed to a disturbed one as he realized every word was the truth. He ended his change with a look of complete shock he said "That's the sickest thing I've ever heard!"

"Well I'm glad you found it so funny!" she said with a little malice in her voice from his disbelief of her. But she was sort of cut off from her anger as another side effect made its way to the fore front. Looking at his face she couldn't help but think how bad she had wanted him. She strained to control herself as the urge kept piling up.

"I'm sorry if you're mad, but that is just…" he said shaking as he made his way from the table to the dresser to grab his clothes before going to the bathroom to change into his normal attire. A few moments later he came back out completely dressed and continued "No, seriously why did I need to hear that, it was-"

But he was cut off by the pink haired girl forcing him into a short make out session. He was slammed against the wall a little too hard for his comfort. "What the heck is going on?! First you're mad because-" he said but was shushed by her finger going to his lips.

"Just relax." she said trying to ease him. "Take off your coat."

"But I thought you wanted to leave." He said desperately trying figure out what was happening.

"I changed my mind, you're right we should stay here a little longer."

"But I never said I wanted to stay here you just-"

"Shut up and kiss me!" she said pulling him by his jacket into another intense face lock. This time however was a little more violent than the last.

His confusion peaked at this point, (though he was not entirely unhappy about what just happened) but he could definitely tell, something was wrong. He grabbed her wrists and forced her to stop before saying. "Wait, something's not right here."

"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." she said trying to force him a little.

"What does a horse have to-" he started to say before she overpowered him with her strength and made a grab for his pants. She was done playing.

"WHAT THE!?" He said startled at the fact that she was acting this way. "GET OFF ME!" he yelled trying to push her off. "This isn't what you want your just 'EMS'ing was it?" he then managed to get her off of him, albeit it took more effort than he wanted as Sakura was shoved across the room.

She began to run back to him, but he bolted for the door. He managed to open it but was grabbed by her and forced back into the room where she made it completely clear that he had no way of stopping her from getting what she wanted other than running. In his attempts to push her off he found that her super strength not only made her unstoppable, but that getting free was his only chance. It was at this moment that a few things passed through his head. First was "Wait, what the hell, am I doing, Isn't this what I want?"

At the end of this though her teeth dug into his earlobe causing him to wince in pain and scream out. "AWWW you bit me!"

His thoughts immediately changed. "GAW! Not like this! And she would probably kill me when she got back to her senses. So right, I've got to get away!" Giving up his coat to get from her grip he ran outside and jumped to the bottom of the building. Where he took off in a mad and aimless dash.

It was about a block away from the commotion where the Hokage sat eating breakfast, in a small outdoor restaurant. She sat there peacefully eating her meal, but expecting her apprentice Shizune to find her there an hour late for work as she was, but nevertheless enjoyed her unusual absence. That was until she caught a glimpse of her favorite blonde shinobi. He dashed around the corner sliding. After coming to a stop he took off in full sprint somehow managing his way down the street without hitting anyone hard enough to knock them over. However it was what he screamed that threw the older woman off guard. "SHE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.

His scream was quickly justified as Sakura shrieked at the same level of volume. "Naruto! Get back here and take off your pants!"

Tsunade coughed up the food she was eating and laughed a little at the same time, a little shocked and still finding the situation funny she got up and walked to where the Naruto was going to be, And as he came in range she grabbed his arm and stopped him.

"SOMEONE HELP! SHE'S GOT ME!" he cried out in fear.

However the sound of her saying "Hello." made him relax as he knew he found one of the few people that even had the power to save him.

Sakura approached and slowed down to a stop in front of her master. "What's going on?" the older woman asked.

"Um… nothing we were just going is all." Sakura said squinting her eyes.

At this the blonde boy leaned into the older woman's ear and tried to tell his side of the story "She's trying to rape me." he said.

Tsunade continued her line of questions. "Then what was that comment about his pants?"

This made the pink haired girls face turn bright red as she now just realized what had happened. "UM… You… I mean..,. He spilled some sauce on his pants… and… wouldn't… change them?" she said questioning at the end as if directly asking her mentor to buy it.

The older woman just looked at her apprentice. She saw through the jutsu and knew everything that was going on. She raised one eyebrow above the other, and pursed her lips raising them to one corner of her mouth. In an expression that said "I don't even know how I am supposed to believe that load of crap."

"What sauce?" Tsunade asked, and Sakura knew she had been defeated. "Alright, Sakura you have the day off. Naruto you're spending the day in the Hokage's office." She said as if it were fact.

He leaned in again whispering "Thank you!" into her ear.

With that the three of them started on their way to the office. Sakura found herself following them not exactly knowing what she was doing, but decided that she didn't have anything planned for the day anyway.

After reaching the office the two teens sat in chair across from each other in front of the main desk against the side walls.

"It's gonna be hard to drink with both of them here…" Tsunade thought to herself.

The day proceeded fairly normally nothing was out of the ordinary except for one thing. No one could quite put their finger on it tell it burst through the door. Wearing the same clothes she had on yesterday. Naruto couldn't see the person but was in close proximity, and caught a whiff, it was a familiar scent but couldn't quite place it.

"Shizune are you late?" The Hokage asked as this was probably the first time this had every happened.

He figured out what the scent was just in time to be confused by the voice. "But if you're… then what smells like Kakashi?" his question made everyone's eyes nearly bulge out of their sockets and one of the faces turn red.

It stayed like this for a few uncomfortable moments before Shizune tried to change the topic. "So, why are they in here?"

This successfully exchanged one woman's blush for the other's. Sakura sat there with pleading eyes looking at her master.

"Sakura tried to rape Naruto." Tsunade's voice was cold and unyielding, and she looked at Sakura in a was the reminded her that was the penalty.

Sakura hung her head in shame and covered her face with her hands. Which was a just in time to stop Shizune's snicker when she realized it was the truth. "Really?" was all she could muster to follow this up.

It was silent for a few moments before they had all decided it was best just to get to work and try to ignore everything that came to attention this morning. The day pressed on with the usual business assigning mission here processing papers there. That is until lunch time when the older of the two apprentices had left the room to get everybody lunch. The moment she was out of ears distance the gossip started.

"Oh, my gosh, did she and Kakashi?" Sakura started.

"SHE SO DID!" the older woman interjected.

It was at this that the only boy in the room started to get frustrated. "Why do I have to listen to this?"

"You could tear their heads off. That'd shut 'em up." the Nine tailed fox said.

"Somehow, I doubt I could do that like this." He replied internally.

"Welll… So do you really think they did it?" the monster asked.

"OH they totally… Wait! I'm not getting into this conversation!" he said but unfortunately he managed to say this on outside.

This just caused both women to stare at him. "Um… ok?" the older said before continuing with her gossip. At this exact moment a rather familiar visitor made his way through the window.

"Hey!" Jiraya said as made his way inside from the cold. He only appeared to have noticed the hokage as she waved back at him with a single hand to greet him, though not taking her concentration off of Sakura. He walked up to the desk saying "I have some information on-" however he was cut off.

"HI PERVY-SAGE!" The boy yelled at his teacher.

"Huh?" he said as he turned around "OH! Hey kiddo how have you been?"

"A little blind lately." he said pointing to his eye patches.

"Oh that sucks, are you ok?" he said walking over to the boy.

"Yeah I'm fine" he said then pulled his teacher real close to whisper in his ear "It's ok because Sakura-chan is living with me tell I get better."

This gave his teacher his common "shit eating" perverted grin "So are you two…?" he said alluding to sex.

"No." he finished whispering "But we are a couple now." he said in his normal voice strength.

"REALLY?! Damit kid now I owe Tsunade fifty ryu."

"You bet against me?!"

"Well… come on… you're pretty hopeless and she always loses" he said folding his arms.

"Thanks for the support…" But his sarcasm sullied his words.

"We should get lunch while I'm in town Naruto." he said turning back to the desk.

"Anyways, so as I was… hey wait… why are they in here anyway?" he asked.

Sakura shot a glance at Tsunade this time even more desperate, she even went so far as to use sign language to say "PLEASE don't tell HIM! Anybody else but him!" but this just made the older woman smile.

"Sakura tried to rape Naruto" She said making the perverted old man turn to look at the young woman, who was now trying to hide her face in her hands again. It only took him a second to realize what was going on.

"Oh, I know that jutsu, lasts 12 to 14 hours, makes women crazy. In fact because of that I almost got raped once…-" as he continued the older woman had regretted bringing it up with those words "… a month… for years." he continued building the woman's rage. "You see back when we were younger." he drolled on until he noticed it, that same feeling he would get all those years ago, it made his eyes widen from fear. "…Tsunade is going to kill me, either that or I'm about to get raped aren't I?" with that the irate woman jumped over the desk and chased him out the door, it slammed behind them. A few loud steps and thud happened on the other side of the door and a muffled "AWWW you bit me!" came through before you could hear him break free and run down the hall.

Under normal circumstances this would have been funny to Naruto, that is, had he not realized that the moment they were left alone in the room Sakura stood up and made her way over to him. In response to this he said "Oh, crap." as he got up to try and run in a random direction away from her. But unfortunately with a deft movement of the hand the girl scratched behind his ear in the exact way as to make his leg shake. With it shaking out of his control he could not catch himself on the next step and fell to the floor where she immediately jumped on top of his back. Scraping with his nails on the floor in an attempt to escape he said "Sakura-chan please we're not ready for this yet."

But this only caused her to lean really close to him as say "I love it when you call me that."

As this was happening a certain black haired woman carrying the group's lunch entered the room saying "Lunch is here!…um…" The two of them froze as she looked down on the floor and was a little shocked at what she was seeing. "I'm not interrupting am I?"

"Help me." the boy pleaded while being molested by his girlfriend.

Though she was unable to assist him as the hokage followed her in slightly delayed, "Damn! He got away!" she said before seeing the reason her first apprentice had stopped. "Get! Off of him!" she said pulling her off and helping him to his feet. "Ok, that's it get out of the office! You're not allowed in here anymore today."

"Aww, come on!... just give me five minutes with him." she asked getting a little serious at the end.

"OUT!" was the answer to her question and she sunk her head between her shoulders and walked to the door.

"Oh, here's your lunch" Shizune said holding the tray towards her depressed friend.

"Thanks." she said grabbing it as she walked away with her head hanging low.

Once again the day continued on, and even though Naruto missed the ability to have a conversation with someone his own age all day, he still preferred that she wasn't near him. A few hours passed with usual business. Until another interesting person entered the room.

"What do I have to do today?" Shikamaru said rather boringly as he opened the door, that is until he saw his blinded friend sitting in a chair next to the door.

"Oh, hey Shikamaru."

"Hey… am I even going to want to know why you're here, or is this just going to be too troublesome?" he once again said in his same boring demeanor.

"Well… I'm… trying…" he said knowing that Sakura would probably kill him for repeating this when it wasn't necessary, but found trust in Shikamaru since he wasn't the gossiping type. "Not to get raped"

"Hmm, yeah… WAIT! WHAT?! 'YOU?' can stay in here for that?!" he said trying to figure out how this was fair.

"What do you mean?" Naruto said confused.

"Tsunade I've asked you like five times if I can stay in here." he practically yelled at the woman behind the desk.

"You're not blind now here take your mission and get out!" Her frustration showed.

"That's not fair!", he said taking the scroll and heading out but being passed by Gai on his way in.

He entered and striking his thumbs up pose he confidently and almost a little to excitedly said "I'm here to pick up the pig!"

This got a snicker from all of the people in the room and a laugh as the pig tried to run, but he managed to catch it on its way to try and pass him through the door. It's when this happened that he saw Naruto. "Oh, what are you doing here?" Gai inquired. Everyone was getting tired of that question and when the lean green pig dating machine thought he had the answer, no one wanted to say it again. "Oh, yeah, I saw you running from Sakura earlier, what did you peek on her and she's trying to kill you or something."

With a heavy sigh Naruto went to explain the situation. "Ok first off, Blind! Second I would say she's trying to kill me because, she's kinda trying to… I don't want to say."

"Just tell him Naruto I'll take the flak." Tsunade cut in.

Naruto let out a deep exasperated sigh. "She's trying to rape me."

"Men can't get raped by women Naruto." he said back plainly as if it was a fact.

"Yes they can." he replied almost crying. "She has super strength!" he finished.

But before anything else could be said Tsunade cut them off saying "Gai come with me I need to talk with you about something"

When they left the room Shizune grabbed a sizable stack of papers. "I'll be right back." she said. "I've have to go file these." she finished leaving the room.

This was the first time in most of a week Naruto that he was alone to himself, and he was sort of glad to be. One of the things that comes with raising yourself if that when your alone you feel like you're at home. He leaned back in his chair and relaxed for a moment. His mind started to wander, but he couldn't seem to keep it off of Sakura. Not that he was afraid that she would break in or anything, but that somehow the feeling of home now needed her to be complete. That is till he heard the window slide open and his thoughts immediately switched to fear of her breaking in.

"Hello Naruto." Sakura said as she walked towards him. He stood up and backed against a wall. "I'm gonna get you for that super strength comment." she said getting real close to him then grabbed him by the whiskers and forced their faces together. A few moments passed and the door to the office swung open as the hokage walked in.

"What the hell." It was more of an exclamation than a question when Tsunade said the words. She walked towards the couple ferociously making out. "I leave the room for a minute and I come back and this is going on?" With that she stuck her hands in between them and forced them apart with her strength.

"WAAAAA OWWWW!" Naruto screamed as he turned around and bumped into the wall stumbling all over like he couldn't help it.

Sakura was a little shocked when she looked down to see six long whiskers in between her fingers, she looked up at her boyfriend and said "I'm so sorry… what the fuck is wrong with you?" seeing him stumble as if drunk and unable to keep his balance.

"Have you ever seen what happens when you pull the whiskers off an animal? The stumble like crazy because they use them to help themselves balance." He said trying not to fall over until he bumped the wall again hard and fell to his knees where he just lay down "I'm just gonna lay here for a while." he said.

"Are you ok?" the girl holding his whiskers said.

"Yeah, they'll grow back in like an hour" he said still in great pain from them being ripped from his face.

"I'm so sorry" she said again this time kneeling over to give him a kiss on the cheek. To which he winced in pain.

"It's ok Sakura-chan I forgive you" he said still laying there.

"It's there anything I can do to help?" she asked not noticing that she was subconsciously rubbing his chest with her right arm.

"Just go." he said.

"Ok…" she said a little disappointed as she left the room.

It was starting to get late by then, and though he now found himself able to stand without stumbling he still hadn't regrown his whiskers yet. The day was ending and Kakashi came in with a report when he asked the same question that was on everyone's mind that day. After a brief explanation of Naruto's situation Kakashi found himself baffled when he looked at Naruto's face, and just how much he looked like his old teacher the fourth when he didn't have his whiskers.

"Why are you staring at Naruto?" the hokage asked.

"Oh, nothing he just looks exactly like his fath-" he said being cut off by the older woman's shush gesture. A few moment of silence went through the office.

"Huh? I look like what?" Naruto said confused.

"Ummmm..." the older man said in return. "Hey, why don't you just stay with me tonight? I wake up at the drop of a pin so it would be no problem if she broke in." He finished trying to divert his attention which by his reaction seemed really easy.

"Ok! Yeah it'll just be me and Kakashi!" he said completely distracted from the two seconds ago.

"Ok that works… but are you sure? She started chasing you around 9:00am so there is no way it'll last later than 11:00 tonight. And it's Christmas Eve, she'll probably want the company tonight." the hokage pointed out.

"Your right but… after today, when that wears off she'll probably want to be alone for a little bit." Naruto said.

"I suppose your right, well do whatever you want." she said.

After a few minutes of giving the report and a short conversation, Naruto decided it was best to head out with his old teacher. On their way back to Kakshi's place a rather interesting conversation was sparked.

"So you and Shizune had a good time last night eh?"

"How did you find out about that!" he said surprised that that he knew.

"Are you kidding she reeked of you" he said.

His eye scanned around the empty street affirming that no one else had heard "Hey why don't we just keep this our little secret ok? If you do I'll buy you dinner how does that sound?"

"That sounds great!" he replied.

"Good so… Ichi-"

"Ichiraku's!" Naruto yelled out.

After gorging on ramen they made it to the house and as they got ready to sleep Naruto was guided to a bed and sat down before he asked an interesting question.

"I just have to know one thing?"

"Hmm, what is it?" Kakashi asked

"Did you take your mask off during sex?"

"No, I did not" he replied.

"I can't imagine she liked that... But you answered so, fair enough." There was an awkward silence. "Anyway… So where are you sleeping just in case I need something." the blonde boy questioned.

"Well I've only got the one bed." He said back.

"So… I mean… you're"

"Yes I'm sleeping in my bed" the white haired ninja replied.

"But…"

"Listen you know I'm not gay, and you're not gay, so the only reason you would be stopping me here, is if you actually were gay so-" he said but was cut off.

"NO, not gay, you're right, there's not a problem here, we're just sleeping, and that's all." he said defending his sexuality and thinking to himself "Damn, Kakashi's too crafty."

"Good night kakashi." Naruto said.

"Night." was his response.

A few minutes passed and the blonde boy found himself still wide awake next to his snoring friend. This wasn't a big deal he just couldn't seem to sleep because for some reason something didn't feel right. It was then that he realized it. "Sakura, I miss sleeping with Sakura." he said to himself quietly. He thought he had awoke his friend with that, but he had only rolled to his side and continued his snoring, that is until Kakashi wrapped his arms around Naruto.

"Mmm Shizune, let's do that thing again… it felt so good." the grown man said tightening his grip.

"Kakashi!" Naruto said trying to wake him. It had no effect. Instead he just started to try and feel him in places that were not appropriate.

"KAKASHI!" he now yelled. Once again this only made him progress more. "KAKASHI! KAKASHI! KAKASHI! KAKASHI!" he screamed until he finally broke free of his grasp by forcing himself up.

At that Kakashi finally roused and said "Hmm what's going on?"

"This isn't going to work. and Fuck a pin! You wake up at the blast of a stick of dynamite!"

"What do you mean?" he said rubbing his exposed eye.

"Well you don't usually call your guests Shizune?" the boy said to his old teacher.

"You mean… I didn't try to-"

"I'm afraid you did." Naruto said now standing across the room.

The embarrassed man looked over at the clock and said "It's only 10:45 we'll just take you home".

"I think that's for the best."

After a rather awkward long walk to his apartment they were standing outside before entering. "Um… I think we should just try to forget-" Kakashi said trying to get past it.

"I'm certainly not going to tell anybody about this." Naruto was just as uncomfortable about it as Kakashi was.

"Good good." he said knocking on the door, the moment he knocked something amazing happened.

The door opened with an amazing speed, a hand shot from the door pulling Naruto inside and almost faster than humanly possible Sakura said "Thanks for dropping him off Kakashi" and the door slammed shut.

A loud poof made its way through the apartment and Kakashi was standing behind the two of them. "No no no." he said calmly and pushed them apart. "That's not going to happen, but I still have to go."

"What time is it?" Naruto asked.

"10:55" Kakashi said back.

"Wait five more minutes." Naruto pleaded and got his wish.