"Hello everyone," England waved to the camera, "Welcome back to our fifth episode of Ask The Hero and The Gentleman." America smiled at the Camera and waved, "Happy Valentines day as well you guys!" The Frenchman next to him lazily lifted his glass of wine towards the camera and winked, "Bonjour, mon cher."

"I guess with that, we got more questions sent to us while we were on break!" America nearly shouted with excitement, "So lets get started!" England and France both nodded and England picked up the first flash card. "Ah, NY responded back rather fast. She wrote:"

"HEY! NY IS BACK!

First round: you guys don't love each other! Damn it! (California: HA!) SHUT

UP CALI! Anyways do you think I can borrow a 20, I'm broke right now.

Second round: I'm sorry Mr. Gentleman, unless I want the jersey devil on my

back I can't say a word. Btw! Why do you suck at cooking?

Third round: Captain Britain does exist, actually! He's just not as famous as

Captain America (whoisawesomeBTW). Hey Mr. Hero, did anyone ever die from Mr.

Gentleman"s cooking?

NY OUT! (Again)

Ps. France, if you ever call me that again I'm getting my gangs on you. I KNOW

where you are~"

"Aw, poo." France sighed and drank a bit of his wine, "That's no fun NY~ what can your loving Uncle call you then~?" America stared at France and continued to until England prodded the back of his head with the stem of a rose. "Earth to git, and why must everyone pick on my cooking? I'm a fabulous cook! I'm probably the best in my country." America and France looked back at England, shocked by what just came out of the Englishman's mouth.

"Best cook in your country? Dude, I'm never eating there again." America looked up at the camera and sighed, "NY, I don't have anymore money to give you at this moment. I'm sorry kiddo." The American pulled out his phone and began searching for something. "So wait, Captain Britain actually exists? How did I not know this?" England sighed and rested his head against his hand.

"Here he is!" America spun around in his chair, shoving the phone in England's face. "Bloody hell! That's him? He looks more like Captain United Kingdom, but he's still cool." America bit the inside of his cheek and spun back around to look at the camera. "Captain America would still kick his ass. Also, NY, I do think he killed someone when he made chicken but I could be wrong."

"I've never killed anyone!" The Briton shouted, and France began laughing. "With my cooking, so shut it you frog." France quickly hushed up and picked up a Flash card from the pile. "Thank you, my dear niece~" The Frenchman studied the card and flipped it around. "There's only a link to a youtube video on this card and the name Neva, mon ami." France handed the card over to America, who started typing the link on the computer.

"WOOT! HAPPY VALENTINES DAAAAAAAAAYYYYY! I JUST ATE MY CANDY AND I FEEL GREAT!

I FEEL SO ALIIIIIIIVE!

Gentleman- who knows?~ I might be trolling you, but I might not be. YOU WILL

NEVER KNOW~

Hero- oops! I said too much, I can't tell you! That would ruin the surprise~

Oh, so it IS him! Ivan is nice, he gives me sunflowers and we chat every day!

HELL YEAH IM AMERICAN! BORN AND RAISED B*TCHES! WHOO! *sets off a firework*

(*over in the next room* WHO GAVE HER SUGAR ARU?)

His sister? HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE FUNNY! I JUST LIKE SHARP THINGS...AND

BROWNIES!...

AND HURTING FRENCH PEOPLE! *stares evilly at Francis* why hello there

Frenchie~

AHAHAH IVAN TOUGHT ME HOW TO DO THAT!

BAI BAI Y'ALL!

Ps. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL U MAD BRO?"

The three all sat there in silence and America looked up at the camera, "Neva, dude, I want some of that chocolate!" America began laughing as both France and England hit him in the back of the head. "Git, you don't need any of that chocolate!" England yelled and then reached for his tea, slowly drinking it.

"Anyways, Neva, I totally understand. No spoiling the good games! But for now I'm taking a break and playing Assassin's creed from the beginning." America smiled and looked down, "Wait, was that Yao I heard in the background of the video?" France looked over at America then up at the ceiling. "Oui, that did sound like him didn't it?" England sighed and looked at the two, "She might know Ivan, but there's no way she knows Yao. If she knew those two, I think we would have met her before."

"I guess you're right, Gentleman." America smiled at England and the Briton simply smiled and nodded. "Of course I am, Hero. Also, Neva, I'm fine if you're trolling us as we speak, you're still rather entertaining to talk to." England continued to smile, "It's also a bonus that you hate the French like I do." France huddled up into a ball in his chair and bit his sleeve, "Why am I so hated~?" The Frenchman cried and the other two simply stared at him. America then reached over and picked up a new flash card from the pile. "This is from Sexibug, she wrote:"

"I have a question for both of you! And France, I guess : Umm...I have

no idea what to give my boyfriend for Valentine's day! ;^; I usually make

things for him, but we've been together 2 years and I am plum out of ideas!

(he's British, and I'm American btw...tee hee!). Sooo... Any ideas?

Oh, and another one for the both (or all three) of you...what do you think of

America's southern sweet tea? : do you guys like it, or do you think it's an

abomination? ;^; (i love it. ;o; ) xoxo"

"Thanks Bug for sending in the questions!" America grinned at the camera and put the Flash card back on the table. "Ma Cherie, I suggest doing something old fashioned. Maybe get him chocolates? Gentleman, what's a good English candy?" France leaned over and looked at England questioningly. While England was thinking, America leaned in to the camera, "I suggest getting something he likes, like a video game or a book! If you don't want to buy anything, maybe do what France said and get chocolates or better yet, bake a cake!"

The Englishman yanked the American back down into his seat, "I couldn't have said it any better, Hero." England patted America on the back, "Also, the only candies I can think of at the top of my head are aero, mars bars, and a fantastic candy for Valentines Day would be Cadbury's roses. They're fantastic little chocolate roses that come in many flavors. He's sure to like them."

England's brows furrowed, "Now I'll be honest, I find southern sweet tea a disgrace. You ruined my favorite tea, you git." The Briton spun around in his chair to glare at the American next to him and America scratched the back of his neck. "Dude, the stuff is actually really good if you get it at the right place!" France shrugged, "I don't really care for tea in general, American or English. Wine is the number one drink and only drink in my fabuleux life~"

The blonde from before walked into the frame and placed a box on the desk. "This just came in you guys, it's from Blacklips." She patted the box and walked off. Once she left the frame, America leaped forward and quickly tore the box open. "Thanks Blacklips!" America spun in joy holding up his new happy meal as England pulled out Carrots and new book, and France took the roses and placed them gently in his lap, winking at the camera.

"Aha, there's the letter." England lifted the letter out of the box and read it, "Blacklips wrote:"

"I have sent a package. A Happy Meal for the Hero, A novel for the

Gentleman, some carrots for his special friend, and some roses for the special

guest.

Mr. Gentleman,it's not very nice to call someone a frog. and besides, I hear

that a kiss will turn them into a prince *wink*

Question 1. So is the title gonna be changed to 'Ask the Hero, Gentleman, and

lover'?

Question 2. So, Mr. Hero, DC or MARVEL?

Question 3. What's your favorite romance movie?

Question 4. Favorite horror movie?

I like books better than movies tough.

Question 5. Mr. Lover will you be a regular cast member? you're totally

tubular! ^.^

Well, I'm off to my private desert oasis, for some teatime with my robot ninja

monkey ^.^"

"Thank you very much, mon chere~" France lifted up one of the roses and sniffed it. "I'll be sure to give these carrots to Flying Mint Bunny as soon as I see him and thank you for the new novel. Happy Valentines day." England smiled at the camera and read the back of the book. "But there's no way that a simple kiss would turn that thing," England pointed to France, still reading the book, "Into a human being, let alone a prince."

America looked up from his happy meal and smiled, "The title of the show is not going to change, Francis, or the lover, is only a guest for Valentines Day." America shoved a few fries into his mouth and spun around, "I also have to pick DC since they came out first!" France leaned forward and rested his head on his hands, "So shall we answer the next two questions in order starting with moi?" America lifted his head slightly, "Whatever floats your boat, dude."

"Well, my favorite romance movie is which ever one includes vous and moi." France winked at the camera and smiled, "While my favorite horror movie Les Louves~" America straightened himself out and swallowed whatever food he had left in his mouth. "My favorite romantic movie is always changing, I personally like Spiderman!" England face palmed, as did France. "What? Dude, it counts! Spidey totally got Mary in the end!" The Briton rubbed his temples, "What's your favorite Horror movie?" America spun around in his chair, his hand to his chin. "I would have to say Night of the Living Dead! That's the only movie I can watch without getting that scared. Your turn, Gentleman."

The Briton sighed, "I prefer books as well, but since I have to choose, I would say the movie version of Romeo and Juliet for my favorite romance movie and as for horror I'll go with The Woman in Black since that's the only one I can think of right now." France ran his finger along the outside of one of the roses, "I might drop by every now and then since this is rather fun. This won't be the last you've seen of me, mon chere~ Especially since I would like to join you on your private oasis~" France winked at the camera. "I'll read the last question before our break." France reached over and picked up the last flash card and read it. "This is from 37 from last time, she wrote:"

"Since I didn't get to comment on Episode 4, here it is~!:

For The Hero: You...would hide under a rock? If that ever happened, can I get

a picture? And I had McDonalds for dinner tonight so... yeah. And I would

totally eat at McHeroes! And please don't insult Gentleman's cooking...

For The Gentleman: Dang it... I wanted a cool accent... But I guess I already

have an accent (Southern, if you must know) so... I LOVE scones! About a month

ago my friend and I had a "British Tea Party" where we wore dresses and baked

scones! It was really fun... Thank you for the kinda recipe *makes scones*

Umm... Francis, you don't have a nickname, do you?... any way... YOUR. HAIR.

IS. SO. PRETTY!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!"

"If that ever happens, 37, you can get a picture! That'll be my Valentines Day present to you!" America smiled at the camera, "I also got McDonalds for dinner, and really? Haha, I'm happy I have one guaranteed customer! Also, I can't promise I won't 37, sorry." America scratched the back of his neck and turned over to England. "Your turn, dude!"

"Alright," England nodded and looked up at the camera, "A Southern American accent is rather nice. I wouldn't trade it for a different one if I were you." England quickly took a sip of his tea, "I'm also curious to what this British Tea Party of yours looks like. I also apologize for the half-assed recipe before. I'll make it up to you somehow, dear." England put down his teacup and started jotting something down on a piece of paper.

"I was given the nickname of The Lover by Blacklips, so you could refer to me as that if you'd like, mon chere." France smirked at the camera and flipped his hair, "And my hair is just beautiful, isn't it? It took many years to get it perfect like this. I'm glad you like it and thank you." America then yanked both England and France in for a hug and smiled up at the camera. "Thanks for watching the second part you guys! Happy Valentines Day!" all three of them waved and the video cut off.

A-Chan: Thank you guys for reviewing! Sorry I was a bit late, I got distracted playing Assassin's creed. LOL.

England: Slacking off, are we?

A-Chan: Till late tonight, yep.

America: Aww.

France: Boo, you're just cutting my time short.

A-Chan: No, I'm not. You'll be back one of these days Francy-pants. Anyways, thank you guys for reviewing and thank you for reading! Love you all and see you next time! Ciao!