WOOOOOOOOOOOT. Chapter 5. I think… :/

LOL. Oh well.

Lol, I think I'm losing my sense of humor. d: But no, watchamacallit! If you like, meet me in person, then like, I'm pretty sure your life will be very funny (:

Oh my gosh I'm so paranoid; AM I FUNNY! LIKE, IS THE STORY VERY HUMEROUS OR SOMETHING? Tell meeeeh.):

So that I could work on the funny stuff..

-Awkward silence-

ANYWHOOOOOOO,

Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly. :0

Sam's P.O.V. (while she's at the spa with Alicia)

Oh gosh. I thought, as I smelled the scent of nail polish in the air. Alicia took us to a girl who I assumed worked in the spa because she led us to a little table thingy.

"So…" Alicia started, while employees put nail polish on her tiny and long fingernails and toenails. "What color are you gonna get?" She smiled.

"Um… I don't know. Frankly, I really don't want to get my nails done." I replied, thinking of a color to paint my nails. Hey! I'm stuck here until I get my nails done, might as well pick a color.

"Oh, c'mon Sam, don't you wanna look girly? For all the boys? You're perfect, but don't you wanna go over perfect? So all the boys coo over you?" She told me.

"That's what I'm trying to avoid." I sent her a glare, but she just smiled back. You know, she kind of reminds me of that pageant girl, Leann Carter. Yeah her. Ugh, how she irritates me.

"Oh, well… at least add a hint of girly." She said, telling the employing who were waiting for me to answer what color that I wanted the color blue-violet and have a little heart design at my thumbs; Same thing with my toes.

"Well I guess I'll do that." I closed my eyes.

After the spa, Alicia and I went back to the cabin to change into proper clothes for swimming.

At the swimming pool, I saw Freddie and Gibby lying down on a beach chair discussing something.

Gibby said, "You know, I never understand why they call blue, blue. Can't they call it purple! And I hate that moment where you take out a purple crayon thinking it was blue. Why, life?"

"Yo Benson." I shouted, lying down on the chair next to him.

"Sup Puckett. How was your girl's day out? Haha." He smirked.

"Wipe that smirk off your face, Fredweird. It wasn't good. I look all girly." I held up my fingers and wiggled them around.

"I think it looks purrty." He smirked again.

This time I slapped him in the face. Hahaha. Look at the dork. SUFFERING MWAHAHAHAHHA. Wait, suffering? I didn't even hit him that hard. I slapped myself as hard as I slapped his face. Ouch. I guess I did suffer him. Now my cheek is all red. I mentally pouted at myself. "That wasn't even that hard dork. Now get up before you get I give you a concussion."

"Thanks, Sam, you just made my day." Freddie said.

"You're welcome."

"I was being sarcastic."

"So was I. Didn't you notice my sarcasm diphthong?"

"Nope. But I did notice your annoying voice." He smirked.

"Oh, my annoying voice? No, no, you must've heard your own voice."

"PUCKETT JUST—"

"NO! You shut—"

We started arguing at the same time.

"Guys! Guys! Relax. Stop arguing. Let's just swim. All right?" Alicia suggested.

"Fine. But seriously Benson, if you get on my nerves again, be sure to check in at the hospital as soon as possible." I glared at him.

That's where the weirdness all started.

You know how I've been saying the dork's weak?

He isn't now.

He took off his shirt showing all the abs and muscles he got. Whoa momma. We got a hot one here. Every girl on the ship was staring at him. Acting like I didn't care, I rolled my eyes and tried my best to look away from the chick magnet.

Damn.

Freddie's P.O.V.

When I took off my shirt every girl was staring at me, including Sam. She looked shocked. Yes Sam, I've been working out. I said in my mind, trying to get that message in her brain, like telepathy.

It actually worked, my imaginary telepathy.

"You've been working out, nub?" asked Sam.

"Yes, yes I have, like what you see?" I asked her, turning around 360 degrees.

"No. Hah, someone might actually love you now!" Notice her sarcasm. Whatever.

"Maybe, and no one will ever love you, Sam." I smirked.

I saw a hint of sadness in her eyes, like it meant that she was sad that no one loved her. But someone did. Her mom, Carly, Spencer, and believe it or not, me too. Not like a friend, more than a friend. But I can't tell her that yet. Nope, nu-uh.

"Speak for yourself." She smirked. "I'm thirsty! Nub, be useful and get me some water." She demanded.

"How ironic," I said, grabbing a water bottle from my bag.

She finished drinking the whole water bottle in 2 gulps. She really is not like other girls."Ah, refreshing." She then stood up and took off her shorts and tank top revealing her swimsuit. It was a 2 set, and it looked beautiful on her. It really showed her curves, and that thinness of her stomach—Woah woah woah, wait, she might catch me checking her out.

"What're you starin' at, Fredd-o?" She asked.

Crud.

"Uh… I… uh…" I started.

"Whatever. Let's just go swimming!" She shouted into my ear, grabbing me by the hand and shoving me into the water.

Just as I got up, a vicious splash hit my face.

"-cough cough- Sam! Why!" I scolded her.

"Learn to have some fun nub." Said the blonde-headed demon, rolling her eyes.

Evening then came and we were all back at our cabin.

"Um… can everyone listen…?" Alicia announced throughout the cabin. All eyes went on her."I'm going to switch cabins… With my other friends, Jerrissa, Beth, and Nancy… So um, bye everybody…"

"Bye…" we said tiredly.

Ugh. I can't stop thinking of that vicious blonde girl. Her beauties are so irresistible… I'm Having trouble sleeping.

Man, this is gonna be a long night.

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Yay. Ch 5 – CHECK! Chapter 6 is coming soon.

And you're prolly like, why do you have to announce that chapters are coming soon… WE KNOW.

But I'm telling you, honey, no just kidding, lol,

I'm saying that chapters are gonna come soon because I might leave you with an ending that's already an end to the story and you'll be like, "IS THERE GONNA BE A NEXT CHAPTER!

So I'm telling you in advance. (:

Uh.

Oh! I HAVE QUESTIONS/ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR YOU GUYS! :DDD

I decided not to put Carly be on the cruise. But she will be calling Sam and Freddie on their phones to see "what's up."

Is the funny story so far? Err, I mean, is the story funny so far. Lawl. Woopsies. This is a really important question for me because I might be boring you guys to death. I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPENNNN!

Anyway, um… Oh! Ask people to review! Because it helps me make the story better by reading criticism (If you are gonna write criticism, then feel free to do that, but tell me what's wrong with it; Not just say you don't like it.) and the other stuff.

THANK YOU PEOPLES. Stay tuned for the next chapter.(:

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