Legato: walks out of room smile on face
Vash: Well, hey there sunshine.
Legato: Hey baby.
Lindsey: Looks at Legato
Vash: ...oh...well...I...don...
Legato: Places finger over lips
Vash: Not good, not good.
Lindsey: Grabs video camera
Sarah: No, not good.
Legato: Brings Vash close to his face
Lindsey: Starts recording VERY GOOD!
Legato: Makes out with Vash furiously Mmmhhmmm.
Vash: Lara dies Damn'it... Starts a new game, pulls away Damn that was even better than Knives. Rips clothes off legato
Legato: Shirt ripper!
Lindsey: God damn this is getting me hot Places camera on stand watching Vash and Legato and runs to Knives in stash room
Legato: I WAS TAUGHT FROM THE BEST! Which is your brother, no?
Sarah: Drooling Oh my god, please let me come with you guys. This is my fantasy.
Legato: Not this time Sarah, you will just have to go to Middie who is bleeding from his ass... show him what a woman can do Winks
Sarah: It's my boyfriend bitch! So step off, or let me join!
Legato: Gives her an evil stare making her back arch in a funny way hurting her
Sarah: Fine bitchy baby!
Legato: Begins to suck Vash's dick and finger his ass
(lol this sick)
Sarah: Covering eyes Baaaaaaadddddd!!!!!!!!!! Wakes up screaming, runs into Legato's room where Knives is doing him, slaps Legato, walks away and snuggles with Vash
Lindsey: With camera in same room with Knives and Legato What the fuck was that?! And what the hell am I doing with this camera, can I join?!
Knives: Sure baby!
Millie: Sneaking around dark house I'm hungry for pudding!
Wolfwood: Drinking water, spits it all out Aaaaaaaahhh big lady!
Millie: Don't worry I'm a lesbian now, because dead Dominique made me one.
Wolfwood: Runs into Sarah and Vash's room hiding under the covers, his big lump shaking Big lady scare me! Pokes head out Vash-tongari... Kill her, please!
Vash: Sarah will do it.
Sarah: Pulls out Uzis Guns ready!
Millie: Goes to Trunk's house Hey
Trunks: Eye twitch Pulls out bong... You're the goody, goody right!
Millie: That's me!
Trunks: Hit this shit!
Mille: Looks at it confused
Goten: Like this… Takes hit
Millie: I see... Wait where did you come from?
Goten: Under the covers.
Trunks: That's my bitch, lady.
Goten: Smiles the famous son smile
Gohan: In closest CAN I COME OUT YET THIS SHOE IN MY ASS HURTS!
Piccolo: In the closet, opens door, goats come running out Don't mind them.
Millie: Takes big hit of weed, spins around, passes out
Trunks: Hahahah, fucking lightweight.
Piccolo: Well we're going home now.
Goten: Hehe bye, big bro!
Gohan: Hey, little man being gay with Tunks now I see.
Goten: You did it.
Gohan: I know I'm so proud of you Kisses forehead
Trunks: Back off my slave!
Goten: Down Trunks, he's just family.
Trunks: Sorry Backs down
Goten: Awww, it's ok. Kisses
Trunks: You never kiss me... you kiss "me"
Goten: What?
Trunks: My fucking dick, you shit faced cock master.
Goten: Slaps trunks Shut up!
Piccolo: Be nice.
Trunks: Hehehe…
Goten: Shut up, and go fuck my brother!
Piccolo: I thought you liked me.
Lindsey: Can we bring this back to my house!?
Goten: No that's my brother and dad I don't like green people.
Trunks: Yeah get away you green hairy dick!
Back to Lindsey's house
Knives: Man that was the best head I have ever gotten!
Lindsey: Whips face You need more practice on me, down boy!
(Ok we now have an intercom in the house)
Over intercom Attention all people in house, meeting in living room!
Lindsey: No fucking way.
Knives: Whips mouth Man I almost had that shit down!
Lindsey and Knives leave room to living room
Every one in living room
Vash: I think we should have a party.
Sarah: Yeah, yeah red bull and vodka.
Lindsey: YEAH FAMILY TRADITION!!!!!!
Knives: Who should we invite?
Vash: Well the son family and the... What the hell is Vegeta's last
name?
Lindsey: Ummmmm shit I forgot...
Sarah: He don't got one.
Vash: And those South Park kids.
Knives: No I hate immature kiddies.
Lindsey: You are immature asshole!
Middie: Man I want jaegers mister and red bull.
Legato: Jaeger bombs they're called.
Middie: Yeeeeea!
Legato: We should have the party and everyone has to be wearing drag!
Linsey: Ooooo
Vash: blinks Ok... No...
Lindsey: That sounds fun.
Vash: Fuck you, no!
Legato: All guys dress as girls and all girls as guys!
Knives: Damn it Legato that's just your excuse to dress in drag..
Cloud: I've dressed in drag before!
Vincent: Yea me too…
(Ok at party)
Everyone: Chug, chug, chug!!!!!!!!
Vash: Tanked I couldn't possibly drink anymore... Awww ok hick
Lindsey: Whoa this shit happened too fast!
Knives: Wasted I just had five shots of tekela man! WWEEEEE!
Lindsey: Sways back and forth Knives you pussy muncher I had nine shots
Barfs all over Sarah's shoes
Sarah: Awwwww, that's the last time you're going to do that.
Vash and Knives hanging on each other
Vash: I love you man.
Knives: No I love you.
Vash: Hick I love you more.
Lindsey: Passes out on couch
Legato: On top of Cloud Your body is so hot and your hair is so soft!
Cloud: I love you too, Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: Damn it get off of him he's my bitch!
Cloud: Now, now... Passes out
Knives: This party is crazy. Turns volume up on techno music
Millie: Still stoned off her ass arms around Trunks and Goten, all bob head to the right
Vash: Shit techno, blaa pops in disturbed CD
Music playing: Get up, come on get down with the sickness, you mother get up come on get down with the sickness, you fucker get up, get down with the sickness.
Vash: head banging Fuck yea!
Sarah: I'm soo sexy rips clothes off
Vash: Not now Onna.
Lindsey: Gets up LETS ALL MOSH!
Legato: I don't wanna break a nail.
Piccolo: I hear ya!
Lindsey and Knives start banging into each other pushing Lindsey into Vash into Sarah into Legato all together now
Vash: Heheheh weeeeeee!
Sarah: Someone touched my ass!
Vash: That was me!
Sarah: Oh ok…
Legato: Runs to Middie but is in Cloud's arms instead
Cloud: Smiling
Sephiroth: Legato!
Legato: Yes? Yes, damn it Setherlof what do you want!?
Sepihroth: Slices a chunk of Legatos hair Don't touch my bitch!! Bitch!
Legato: OH MY GOD NO YOU DIDNT!!!!!!!! Crunches hands into fist making Seth gasp for breath as one of his lungs has a failure
Sephiroth: Dude I got the same power as you.
Legato: Well I used mine on you first! Lets go at it!
Sephroth: Slices more of his hair
Cloud: No please don't fight.
Legato: Aah! Begins to cry
Shuichi: Wow look at them go.
Yuki: Yea lets go fuck.
Shuichi: Ok!
Legato: Middie he is cutting off all my hair! Can you ever still love me?
Knives: I wouldn't love that!
Lindsey: You're not aloud to love that!
Knives: Oh that's right I'm dating you...
Cloud: No I love Sephiroth. I'm part of him.
Sephiroth: Literally.
Legato: I never asked if you loved me asshole! Middie sweety!!!!!
Middie: Talking to hot girl Damn.
Legato: Nooooo, no one loves me!
Middie: Aww I love you Kisses him lightly
Hot girl: Damn…
Legato: Thank you god.
Hot girl's friend: Double damn, that's hot!
Trunks: Starts moshing with Lindsey
Goten: Getting jealous, Kamehamehas Lindsey
Lindsey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Knives: Omigod you little shit fucking cocksucker!!!!!! Whips it out
Cartman: Hey that's my line.
Knives: Shoots Goten in his head
Goten: Haahahah I'm immune to bullets!
Knives: THATS IT THEN Snaps fingers
Everyone stops dancing
Knives: This party is fucking over!
(KNIVES STOP IT WAS A WEAK KAMAHA Lindsey is fine)
Knives: snaps fingers again, stops the angel arm, walks over to Lindsey's unconscious body
Everyone starts partying again
Knives: Lindsey my first woman lover!
Lindsey: Barfs all over Knives
Knives: Eeeeeeeewwwww
Millie: Sobering up Where am I?
Trunks: You're at Lindsey's hizzous!
Vash: Kissing a lamp post Sarah you're not trying!
Lindsey: Taps Vash You're making out with my lamp!
Sarah: In bathtub Hehe that's not me Vash.
Vash: Oh… Walks over to bathtub and falls in on top of Sarah
Knives: Takes another shot of tequila
Sarah: Hehe just like the first time we met.
Knives: Yes, seven!
Vash: What?
Lindsey: Huh?
Sarah: Shut up Pulls hair
Legato: On top of Middie fucking him in the ass Scream for me bitch!
Middie: Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh screams like a high school virgin
Vegeta: Man that is gross…
Goku: What about us?
Bulma: Yes, what about you?
Vegata: Barfs on Sarah's shoes
Sarah: From bathtub Damn it!
Goku: I... Uh... Don't know what you're talking about…
Vegeta: Look, Goku and I love each other.
Kyle: takes off pants running around in underwear I'M A FUCKING JEW!!
Cartman: That's right suck it just like that Goten on Cartman
Goten: I only have eyes for you Singing to Trunks
Cartman: So drunk doesn't realize it isn't Goten and really Stan
Stan: Slurp, slurp Uuuhh what the fuck am I doing?!
Goten: Making out with Trunks What the hell pulls out a dollar from his mouth ...
What would Brian Boy Tano do if he were here right now he would kick and ass or two that's what Brian Boy Tano do…
Knives: Weeeeeeeeee I'm so drunk Has paper bag over his head and not wearing any pants dancing with screaming Kyle in underwear
Cloud: Making out with Sephiroth Wow ok you got me now what do you want?
Sephiroth: I want to eat you. Bites cloud
Cloud: Dude you bit me!
Sephiroth: Yeah so?
Cloud : Oohh kinky
Lindsey: biting is fun!
Knives: Grabs Lindsey, rips her shirt off and pants
Lindsey: Shirt ripper!
All dance in underwear
Legato: Hey, look at what I found, POCKY!
Middie: Sitting with Legato at buffet, rubs ass Oh no...
Legato: Bends Middie over chair and ...
(No one shall ever know what they do with the pocky!)
Middie: Moans
(Hahahaha)
Bulma: I'm so depressed pigs out at buffet watching gay guys
Snap (the stick broke off in his ass)
Legato: Oh no now I'll have to go in and get it Evil smile
Bulma: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH Shoves sausage in mouth my huzzzzzband loovess annother man!
Vegeta: Yep…
Goku: Making out with Vegeta Damn straight.
Vegeta: Slaps Goku No cussing!
Goku: Sorry.
Lindsey: BURP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knives: Damn bitch!
Lindsey: runs over to Trunks who is making out with goten TRUNKS, I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE SO SEXY IN THOSE EPISODES starts making out with Trunks
(Trunks and Goten are teen)
Knives: What the fuck are you doing Onna!?
Lindsey: I don't know I'm so wasted!
Vash: Talking to Legato; who is "surgically" removing the pocky You know, just so you know earlier today meant nothing... and I do love Sarah Legato grunts Ok good I feel the same way.
Legato: So that wasn't a dream... You have finally come to admit it was real... Hahahaha!
Sarah: Hehe I love pocky grabs pocky and Vash and go into room
Legato: I rock!
Vash: telepathically talking to Legato What, no it was a dream I just… like…. Aww man!
(No, ok, legato made him and Sarah dream it)
Knives: Runs around house opening and closing doors looking at everyone fucking each other
Sarah: From some room Dumbass!
Vash: What the fuck was that!
Sarah: Damn it!
Vash: I know Imitating Sarah Shut up, shut up, shut up! pulls own hair
Knives: Trips and falls on face
Lindsey: What are you doing?
Knives: Looking for the toilet paper...
Lindsey: You're such a seven-foot dumb ass!
(Snicker)
Lindsey: It's hot as fuck in my house!
Trunks: Man that was so weird Thinks about making out with a girl
Goten: Not on your life!
Trunks: Goten... I like girls better then guys I'm leaving you! Walks away
Goten: What ever Starts making out with Vincent
Vincent: Oohhh what is this tingly feeling?
Goten: It's my ki, like it?
Vincent: Hells yea!
Trunks: Looks for Lindsey OH LINDSEY!!!
Lindsey: Yes?
Trunks: I love you!
Lindsey: Really?
Trunks: Yes Grabs Lindsey and begins to have his way with her
Knives: Walks into the room they are in
Knives: Oh My God! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsey: Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Trunks: YYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Legato: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kyle: JJJJJJEEEWWWWW BAGEL BAGEL!!!!!!!!
Vash: Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Cartman: FFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!
Middie: Aaahhhhhhhhhhh
Goku: Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Goten: Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cloud: Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sarah: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!1
Knives: Snaps finger
Vash: Oh no, not the light Angel arm comes out
Everyone dies
Adam Sandler: Wakes up from dream AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(hehehe)
Adam: What the fuck was that? Looks over at meat ball
Meatball: Tilts head
Adam: Shrugs
(END)
(FIN)
THEE END