"After this commercial break!"
I snorted and spun around in my chair impatiently. Why was I even here again? Oh yeah, Matt forced me. Stealing my chocolate and saying that Near could beat me once again at this game, was a low tactic, even for Matt.
I knocked on the wall to my right.
"Yo."
"Matt, when are we getting out of here?"
I could hear the happy sound of Matt's video game.
"…"
"Matt!" I yelled, pounding on the wall.
"Hold on…almost…there…got it! Take that!" I heard from the other side as I rolled my eyes at my best friend.
"Oi! Matt! When are we getting out of here?"
"Calm down Mels. We're here because I owe Berry a favor."
"But why the hell did you bring me?"
"Because you've been stalking Near for months and it's starting to creep me out. Besides, how long has it been since you've been on a date?"
"I'm NOT stalking that stupid sheep! And I've been on dates!" I snapped back.
"I agree with Matt, Mello. Your attempts at trying to find my location are quite scary. Even the host, Berry-chan, I believe is what she calls herself, was able to find me," Near said in his monotone voice from the cubic to my left.
"Shut up you damn sheep!" I yelled, banging on the wall. Suddenly the curtain opened, revealing a short brunette.
She motioned for me to come closer with a wag of her finger. I leaned down and she whispered in my ear, "Mihael, calm down okay?"
I frowned. "How do you know my real name?" I whispered angrily.
"Oh, don't worry, I won't say anything," the girl winked at me then handed me a chocolate bar. "Just wipe that frown off of that cute face of yours okay?" she smiled before closing the curtain.
I looked at the chocolate bar and ripped it open as I sunk my teeth into the yummy and smooth chocolate flavor.
"We're on in 5, 4, 3, 2, and!" I hear someone say outside of the curtain as I could hear the roar of the applause.
"Welcome back to Let's Match U folks! Now it's time to see who [R/N] is going on a date with!"
Please don't be me, I begged. I just wanted to go home. There are still things I have to do, people to meet, and shit like that. I took a bite out of the chocolate bar. It was good, but something was off with it…
"Mello! Get your ass out here!" Berry yelled as the audience screamed and clapped.
"Mello! I LOVE YOU!" I heard one crazy fan girl yell.
"Oh hell no!" I yelled as I could hear Matt laughing his ass off next to me. I could even hear that damn sheep chuckling.
"What the hell are you two laughing at?" I snapped, pounding on both walls. Suddenly, the curtain opened again to reveal that girl from earlier.
"I'm not going on a date! I have things to do!" I yelled. Somehow, I started feeling sleepy. I looked down at the chocolate and it instantly hit me. The last thing I saw was the girl with a smirk on her face as I blacked out.
I'm never trusting that girl to give me food ever again.
-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
"Um, Mello?"
I opened my eyes slowly and saw a bright light and then my head started pounding.
God damn, what did that woman put in that fucking chocolate? I rubbed my eyes and got up. I saw a girl looking at me. I looked around and saw that we were in a limo and the windows were tinted.
"Who are you and where are we going?" I ask, moving away from the girl.
"Hi, I'm [R/N] and Berry forced both of us in this limo and I don't know where we're going. She said that you knew," [R/N] answered.
"I know?" I looked down at my hand and realize that I still had the chocolate bar. I looked closely and saw a little gold paper peeking out of the wrapper.
No way…
I pulled the paper out of the wrapper.
"You are invited to visit Mr. Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and you are allowed to bring a guest. This is special and private tour, courtesy of Mr. Willy Wonka himself," I read aloud from the gold ticket in my hand.
"How did Berry get this?" [R/N] asked, her eyes wide.
I shook my head. "That girl is weird…"
"Look Mello! We're here!" [R/N] said, tugging at my arm and pointing outside of the open window at the huge factory that was pulling into view. The bricks that built the factory were the color of chocolate and the smoke that puffed out looked like the shape of marsh mellows.
"Welcome!" a tall man dressed in a velvet purple suit said to us, as we exited out of the limo. His bright red hair was wild under his matching purple top hat.
"You must be Mr. Mello and Ms. [R/N]," Willy said, shaking both of our hands at the same time.
"If you don't mind me asking Mr. Wonka, how did Berry get us an invite to here?" [R/N] asked.
"Well, I owe her a lot of favors…" Mr. Wonka said, rubbing his hands together.
Jeez. How many favors do people owe that girl?
"Anyway, shall we get on with the tour?" Mr. Wonka asked as he led us inside.
-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
"Berry, what did you do to my best friend?" Matt asked me as everyone stared at the now unconscious Mello.
"Don't worry Mattie, he's going to be fine. Now can you help me get him into the car?" I asked the red head as I grab Mello's arms.
Matt sighed. "Fine, but I won't be around him when he wakes up," Matt said, grabbing Mello's legs as we took him to the limo waiting outside, [R/N] following us, a look of worry on her face.
"Don't worry [R/N], you'll be fine," Matt said, giving [R/N] a pat on the back as we both walked back into the studio as the limo drove Mello and [R/N] away, towards their date.
"So where did you send them?" Matsuda asked as him and the rest of the bachelors came out from behind the curtain.
"Willy Wonka's chocolate factory," I replied as I walked to my podium and pulled out a remote.
"How did you get them into there?" L asked.
"Willy's my brother," I replied as I pressed a button on the remote and a screen came down to monitor Mello's and [R/N]'s date.
"He's your brother?" L asked, his eyes widening.
I nodded. "Yup. And when he retires or dies, whichever comes first, the whole factory will belong to me."
L's eyes widened even more and in one swift move he was bending next to me and he took my hand.
"Will you marry me?" L begged, kissing my hand. I blushed.
"That's sweet L, but I'm not ready to get married," I answered as I slipped my hand out of his grasp.
"I'm rich."
"Sorry."
"I can speak multiples of languages, my amore,"
"No."
"I can please you in more ways than one…"
"Okay, now that's just creepy…"
"Please?" L looked at me with those big adorable panda eyes.
Must resist…oh who am I kidding? He's too cute for his own good.
"No L! Marry ME!" Light screamed from his seat.
Everyone turned to the preppy boy, who was instantly blushing.
"Did I just say that out loud?" Light asked, face bright red as he sat back down in his chair.
Awkward…
"Um, oh, look, screen," I said, pointing to the screen with my free hand as everyone was still silent.
I always knew there was something up with that boy…No straight boy could dress that nicely and have flawless hair…
-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
"So here is the chocolate river…" Mr. Wonka droned on as I looked around at the place. The room was huge, candy and chocolate everywhere, it was the ideal little kids', L's, and my perfect dream place.
"This is kind of boring," [R/N] whispered to me.
I nodded. "I have an idea," I said, looking at the chocolate bar in my hand and grinning.
"Mr. Wonka, can you finish this chocolate bar for me?" I asked innocently, handing the chocolate bar to Mr. Wonka.
"Sure. I never let chocolate go to waste, literally," Mr. Wonka laughed as he gobbled up the chocolate bar.
Just as planned…
"Oh dear, I feel dizzy…what was in this chocolate bar, Mello?"
I shrugged. "Don't know. Berry gave it to me."
"Oh," Mr. Wonka said as his eyes rolled back and he fell unconscious on the edible grass.
"Oh my god! Is he dead?" [R/N] asked, bending down to inspect the now sleeping man.
"No, most likely knocked out for a while. But while he is, why don't we have some real fun?" I asked [R/N], offering her my hand.
"Finally," [R/N] smiled, taking my hand as we started attacking the candy landscape around us. Let's say it would seem that a hungry volcano earthquake and tornado decided to all take place inside.
-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
"Now Ryuuzaki, do you take Berry to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Watari recited.
"Yes," L answered as I could hear the fan girls in the audience wail at the sight of the hot detective settling down.
"And do you Berry take Ryuuzaki to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"No," I sighed. I tugged at the strapless knee length white dress that L and Watari had forced me into.
"Yeah! Go Berry! Don't touch my future husband!" I heard from the fan girls in the audience.
"Can I trade places with you Berry?" Light shouted from his seat.
"Light-kun, I am ninety nine point nine percent sure that I am straight. So I do not wish to marry you unless you are Willy Wonka in disguise," L said in a monotone voice.
"What if I am?" Light spoke up.
"I highly doubt that," L rolled his eyes.
"Why?" Light questioned.
"Because you said yourself that you hated sweets."
"…But I love you Ryuuzaki…"
All of the yaoi fan girls instantly squealed at Light's confession.
"I do not wish to marry Kira," L answered then turned back to me. "Now Berry, say yes now."
"Why?"
"Because."
"Because why?"
"Do not be so stubborn."
"How am I being stubborn?"
"Just marry me!"
"I love you L, but you're seriously scaring me…"
"I want your chocolate factory so just fucking say yes woman!" L yelled as he jumped on me and held my arms above my head.
"Why did I apply for this job again?" I groaned.
-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
"How did you managed to get that oompa loompa to do this for us again?" [R/N] asked me as we sat side by side in the gondola which was now being rowed by those little annoying guys.
"Easy," I said, holding up a non-tainted chocolate bar, "bribery."
[R/N] laughed. "This has been one of the craziest dates I have been on."
"Oh really?" I smirked, glancing at [R/N]/
"Yes, but it has also been the best date ever."
"Oh, trust me, go on more dates with me and you'll see even crazier," I said, suddenly blushing at what I meant.
"So are you asking me out after this date then Mello?" [R/N] smirked.
"…"
"But you're dying to try, you wanna kiss the girl," the oompa loompa mumbled.
"What?" I turned around, as I could hear the other little midgets starting to sing also.
"Yes, you want her, look at her, you know you do. It's possible she wants you too, there is one way to ask her. It don't take a word, not a single word, go on and kiss the girl," the oompa loompa sang as the rest sang back up.
My face started turning red either from anger or embarrassment, it was too hard to tell. I looked away because I wasn't able to look [R/N] in the eyes.
"Look at the boy too shy, he ain't gonna kiss the girl, that's sad, he's going to miss the girl," the oompa loompas sang.
"Shut up!" I yelled. I turned to [R/N] and grabbed her face and gently but forcefully put my lips onto hers.
"Finally," the head oompa loompa said as the rest clapped after [R/N] and I separated.
"Sorry," I mumbled looking away.
"You should have done that sooner," [R/N] smirked as she pulled my face back to look at her and we kissed again, in my chocolate-y wonderland.
-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
"Aww! That was cute! Good job guys," I said into my phone after watching [R/N]'s and Mello's date.
"Why won't you say yes?" L whined, sitting on top of me.
"You know, you could just build a sweets factory yourself right?" BB suggested and L face palmed himself.
"Why didn't I think of that?" L muttered as he got off of me and helped me up.
"Sorry Berry," L apologized.
"It's fine," I smiled at L as he went to discuss plans with Watari for 'L's Sweet Shop Factory'.
"Any who, that's all the time we have left! And sadly, this story of ours is coming to a sad close. We only have two more people left…" I pouted.
"But who's next?" Matt asked, a smirk on his face.
"We'll see," I winked at him.
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Well, this chapter lasted longer than I thought, but I updated it none the less!
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