AN: I literally missed yesterday's word of the day by seven minutes… *sigh*… anyway hope you enjoy today's. Arthur and Merlin get into more mischief.

Zillionaire – noun – an immeasurably wealthy person

"Merlin do you have any idea how much that cost?"

"Uh…"

"How am I supposed to explain this?"

"It's not that bad… I'm sure you can fix it…"

"Merlin it's ruined!"

"Isn't Lord Gelay a zillionaire? I'm sure he can afford to replace it…"

"You don't replace a valuable artifact like this, Merlin…"

"What is it anyway?"

"Well it's obvious isn't it… it's a…a…"

"You don't know do you…"

"Of course I do…"

"Then what?"

Silence.

"See you don't know! You don't know what it is! For all you know it could be a fancy paperweight!"

"Merlin…"

"Yes?"

"Shut up."

AN: a lot of dialogue which leaves a lot to the imagination, but I like it and I bet your imagination is active enough to fill in the gaps.

God bless!