hello :)) i just got back from my trip. it was boring af ._. i missed you guys. anyways, i will be reply to chapter 5 reviews, so i apolgize for now replying back to chapter 3 and 4. i hope you do know that i have been reading all your reviews and ive read them over and over again. they were so nice ( ^~^).

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Kuroko sighs as he slumps against his chair, his head lolling back. Finally, it was time to take a break.

It has been a week since school has started and it has been going badly for him. By now, he would've been used to sitting next to Akashi. Sadly, things don't always work out for the Kuroko. The ignorant twat has been bothering him and shoving his ass up the bluenettes face ever since he became his seatmate.

Speaking of Akashi, Kuroko lazily side-glances the red-head, who was sitting next to him. There was a frustrated look on his face, eyebrows furrowed and his teeth gnawing on his bottom lip. His eyes were so focused on the screen of his iPhone as he moves it side to side.

Rich kid, Kuroko thought to himself in disgust. Although his phone wasn't any damn better.

The teen had the urge to shove the phone up Akashis face. He watched him for a while until Akashi let out the sound of dying whales mixed with dying cats, startling him. Kuroko watched Akashi as he slammed his head onto the poor desk.

"What the hell was the horrendous noise?" Kuroko whispered, but it was loud enough for Akashi to hear.

Akashi turned to look at him with a blank look. Kuroko looked at him back.

Is this some kind of staring contest? Kuroko thought to himself. But Akashis blinking though.

They both continued to stare at each other as their eyes clashed with determination. Suddenly, Akashis face turned slightly red and his eyes blinked rapidly.

"Wha-" Akashi started. "What are y-you looking at."

Kuroko, oblivious to his stuttering, says, "You looked first."

"No I did not."

"Yes you did."

Akashi stops blushing and scowls. He turned away, putting his full attention back on the small screen of his phone. Kuroko scotted over to him and looks over his shoulder.

"Seriously?" Kuroko blankly says. "Temple Run?"

"Don't fucking blame me, this game is to addicting," Akashi gritted while tilting the screen to the side.

"Who even plays that game anymore. It's now all about Pokemon Go."

"Pokemon Go is stupid," Akashi rolls his eyes.

"Not as stupid as running away from demon monkeys."

Akashi opened his mouth to disagree but the sound of the teacher announcing that break time was over stopped him. The students sprawled over the room quickly made their way back to their seats and got out their notebooks while Ms. Tomo was speaking. As Akashi watched in boredom, a piece of paper was slipped onto his desk. Curiously, he picks up the folded note and opens it.

pokemon go is the best.

When the lunch bell rang, students began filling out of the classroom, hurrying to leave the suffocating room. Ms. Tomo said "Goodbye!" or "Have a nice lunch!" as the students left. Kuroko huffed as he watch Kagami sprint out the room.

You aren't getting away today, mothercaker, Kuroko thought to himself with an evil grin behind his stone face. Right when Kuroko was about to run out the door like Naruto, a warm grip around his wrist pulled him back. He wasn't going to lie, the feeling felt nice. But, it was really ruining his plans in annoying Kagami.

"Let's go to lunch together, Tetsuya."

Kuroko rolled his eyes when he side-glanced the other shorter boy. A smirk bloomed on Akashi's face and his heavy eye lids stared at him.

"No way, Sugar Daddy Akashi. I've got plans," The bluenette constantly eyed the door.

"Nah, you're going to have to cancel them," Akashi chuckled and he turned him around until Kuroko was facing him. "I'll buy you free lunch."

Something triggered for Kuroko to agree to this because free food is possibly like a birthday present for him instead of shitty Walmart and Target gift cards from his mother and brother. Kuroko turned his head to glace at Akashi. His cyan orbs lit up in excitement along with his whole face.

"Sign me up," Kuroko broke out of Akashi's grip and threw an arm over his neck. He embraced him and used his free hand to powerfully slap his back repeatedly. The slap was enough to get Akashi into a coughing fit.

On the other hand, Akashi felt his whole body on fire as his hair was touching Kuroko's chin.

"Can you guys just leave already?"

The two students turned towards the door to see an annoyed Ms. Tomo, her happy facade has fallen.

"I'm tired of your guys bullshit," She hissed coldly, surprising the teens. "You two are both causing trouble for me."

Kuroko deadpanned, "I didn't do anything."

"Liar! Your boyfriend wanted to sit with you, so I had to de-"

"We are rivals," Kuroko puts a hand up. "Am I right, Akashi-kun?"

The teen side-eyes the other teen. He felt his eye twitch in annoyance when he saw the latter playing Temple Run in one hand while picking his nose with his other. Kuroko felt the teachers stare harden on him as he felt cold sweat rolling down his forehead.

"Right? Akashi-kun?" Kuroko pressed.

Akashi eyed him with his pinkie picking his nose. He blushed when he saw the judging look on Kuroko's face. He coughed and put on his professional mask on.

"We are nothing more than mere rivals, for we have clashed since the elementary era. There shall be no peace between us until all of our organs stop processing and our minds become as stupid as Patrick Star. So, what I am trying to say is: do not mistaken us as boyfriends," Akashi's eyes glint in the light as he pinches his nose with one hand, his elbow resting on his other arm.

"Okay, just get out," Ms. Tomo points to the door.

They both exit, ignoring the loud clatter of the door shutting forcefully behind their backs. As much as Kuroko didn't want to talk to Akashi, the silence was unbearable. Especially when there are students staring. So he opened his mouth to ask:

"Are we still up for lunch?"

"Why the hell not," Akashi replies.

When they got there, there was no one in line. Kuroko giddily skipped over to the lunch counter. He nodded towards the old lunch lady behind the counter, her sweat filled Kuroko's nostrils. Luckily, he was in a happy mood to care. She gave him a bored look and moved her hand behind her back, probably scratching her ass.

"I would like to order a small bowl of udon, a salad, a cheesecake, a melon bread, a-"

"Hold on," Akashi scowls and places a hand on Kuroko, "Are you trying to rip me off?"

Kuroko rolls his eyes. "Of course not. I mean- you got money on you, so how am I ripping you off?"

"Just because I offered you, the poor, food doesn't mean you can buy so much."

"You're fricking cheap."

"I am not."

"Whatever, just let me continue to order," Kuroko turned back to face the unimpressed looking lunch lady. He repeated the same order and added a glass of water to the list. The lunch lady asked for the money and Akashi slapped some bills onto the smelly hand.

"Keep the change," Akashi muttered, eyes twitching his disgust at the hand.

Soon, the lunch lady briefly disappeared into the back and came back with a tray of food. She slightly slammed it on the counter and pushed it towards Kuroko. The male picked it up and bowed to her. Kuroko turned to Akashi.

"Are you going to order?"

"No, i'm not hungry."

Kuroko shrugged. "What do you want in exchange?"

Knowing Akashi, he knows he would want something in return. He wouldn't have offered unless he had a reason. Akashi was too much of an asshole to be generous. Also, he owed Akashi for letting him ride the limo with him. One side of Akashi's lips quirked up. His eyes shined brightly.

"Give me your phone number."

"What," Kuroko deadpanned.

"Hand me your phone."

"No."

"I paid for your food, so let me have your phone number," Akashi frowned.

"No."

"Tetsuya," Akashi coldy pushed. "I was not asking you. I was ordering you."

"I command you to give me your phone number for my orders and commands are absolute."

Kuroko grimaced. Akashi had a stern look on his face. His face portrayed no emotions: a dead look. He took out his phone and shoved his phone towards Akashi, looking down to avoid the stare. The red head took the flip phone and pressed a couple buttons. Soon, he was given his phone back. The screen showed Akashi number and birthday.

"Why the fuck do I need to know about your birthday."

"It can come in handy, sweet cheeks."

"Ew. I'm leaving," Kuroko turned away. "Thanks for the food."

He heard a hum before he started walking away, searching for Kagami. Suddenly, he felt a vibration in his pants pocket. Kuroko shoved his hand into the pocket and retrieved his phone.

"Pokemon Go can lick my ass."

a/n: /comes out of bushes and hisses/ i'm back. i apolgize if i kept you waiting. i got lazy to write ._. butt anyways, enjoy this boring ass chapter. i love you all :,) hearteu. also, since i write my works on wattpad, it was being an ass to me cuz i was using my ipad on safari and they keep bothering me to use the replaced version like 10 times a day. GOD /slips into bushes/