ZAP. CLANG. "DAMN IT!"
These were the sounds that followed Mario and company teleporting into the lair of Smergenflov. Zap from the teleportation, clang from the cage that immediately fell on top of them, and "damn it" from Mario, who was thoroughly annoyed with the entire series of events.
"Weren't we here before?" this came from Waluigi, who had no idea what this dimension was, but recognized the area they were currently in as what everyone else called the Underwhere.
"Yes. Yes we were," said Mario through his teeth.
"BERGALERGALERGALERG!" shouted Lord Smergenflov. "And hello to you, Peach. You have fallen into my ingenious trap!"
"How did you know?" asked the Chaos Heart from behind him.
"Hmm?" asked Smergenflov.
"How did you know that they would teleport right there?"
"Because I designed the teleportation paper to teleport them there,"
"I know. I'm asking why it actually worked," Smergenflov ignored this and turned back around.
"Now I cannot help but notice that you won't stop trying to stop me. That would be why I've brought you here. Now in exchange for you leaving me alone," he said, walking to a curtain. "I will give you this!" Under the curtain was a pot of mashed potatoes.
"Why do you have curtains in here?" asked Peach.
"Because he's fancy," replied the Chaos Heart.
"Why would we leave you alone in exchange for potatoes?!" exclaimed Mario.
"Maybe you wouldn't, but you definitely would for what's behind curtain number two!" He pulled up the curtain to reveal a tower of soup cans. "A lifetime supply of Smergenflov brand Soup!"
"No," said Mario flatly.
"Then you will certainly agree for what's behind curtain number three!" He pulled up the curtain to reveal a shiny new Mario Kart. "The best, the biggest, the fastest Mario Kart in existence! Just one touch of the pedal shall propel you to speeds exceeding mach 2!"
"No," said Mario again.
"Fine," said Smergenflov, snapping his fingers. The cage above Mario and company vanished. "That's why I've got a fail-safe proposal!" he lifted up a fourth curtain. Under it was a bazooka. "Behold! The Marshmallow-fire-inator-o-matic-4005-tron!" He picked it up. "BERGALERGALERG!" Unfortunately for him, the marshmallows fired from the machine only bounced off of everyone and fell on the floor.
"No matter," said Smergenflov smugly as he dropped the gun. "When is a door not a door?" no one responded. "WHEN IT'S A JAR!" he shouted and snapped his fingers. A huge jar suddenly was around the heroes. "Now, Chaos Heart!" he shouted triumphantly. "Reform and bring about a new era of evil!" the Millennium Star, Beanstar, Star Rod, and Dark Star floated into view.
"I can't,"
Smergenflov froze. "What the what?"
"I can't reform. I need a sufficient receptacle in which to do so,"
"Any chance you know of any receptacles that we can just teleport to?"
The Chaos Heart paused for a moment. "I believe the Shadow Queen's casket would suffice,"
"THEN TO THE PALACE OF SHADOW!" shouted Smergenflov and teleported away, taking the Heart and all the other artifacts with him.
"How the hell do we get out of here?!" shouted Luigi.
"I know!" said Mario unreasonably quickly. "I'll use this!" He pulled out the Return Pipe he received from Merlon. "Hang on everyone!"
ZAP.
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE LAST CHAPTER OF THE WORST FANFICTION OF ALL TIME PART 2…..