20 ways to annoy Hermione Granger
1. Burn down the library
2. Ask her to help you breed a cat and a dog
3. When she tells you it's in possible to breed them scream at her she not as smart as she'd like to believe
4. Steal her cat
5. Tell her the grim is out to get her
6. Own a house elf
7. Ask her constantly why she's not a Ravenclaw
8. Rip up all her homework
9. Fake a note from professor Mcgonagall telling she's failed everything
10. Shave her hair off
11. Be smarter than her
12. Sell gossip about her to Rita Skeeter
13. Date Ron Weasley
14. Make a remark that Lavender and Ron were better suited
15. Read her Dramione fanfics
16. Ask when her wedding to Draco is in earshot of Ron
17. Be a commentator for her fights with Ron
18. Set her up on a date Goyle
19. Spread wild rumours about her
20. Cancel all lesson's for a month