Dear Maryland,

Yo wassup? It's New York! Your life just got better! B)

New Jersey said I'm a jerk... Is that true? I don't think it is cuz of course I'm the nicest guy in the world. Bcuz when people think of America, they think of me too. ;)

Hey you got 5 bucks? I owe Pennsylvania money... I made a bet that I would be able to last a week camping in the woods... The ONLY reason I gave up on the first day is because it was LAME.

So how you doin'? Anything interesting happening in yo life?

I'm so bored. Dad grounded me again just because my room 'isn't clean'. Can you believe how ridiculous that is? DX

The Awesome and Cool,

New York AKA Dustin F. Jones.

Dear New York,

Hello Austin *rubs temple*, how are you? No you're not a jerk; you're many things, but not a jerk. Yes I am aware when people think of Dad they think of you.

No I will not give you five dollars; you still owe me from last time! And if you must know, I have been trying to plan a trip to London for a vacation, so I have been doing interesting things.

Dad grounded you for a messy room? * holding laughter* I'm certainly blessed to be forgotten, aren't I? Well come see me at the harbor If you bored then, it's still home property!

Your sister,

Marydel Jones


I am so sorry; my only source of internet got taken away so it took me a while to get to your letter! Thank you for writing Stardust98! Bonus point for the person who figured out why I used London (in the first chapter). Marydel out! Peace, love and crabs.