Chapter 6- Shing

"My good, Strider," Dr. Doom complained, "You are such a bore to be around." Strider Hiryu, one of the most powerful Striders in existence, stood silently.

"You haven't said a single word." Nothing.

"...I'm done with this. I'm done with you, Strider," Doom said, walking away. Strider stood there, silently.

Strider didn't do much, other than meditating, reading, training. His life, is what you call, boring as all hell. Coming to the mansion, he thought he could break out of that shell, but alas, nothing.

He wondered who he could ask. Then it hit him.

He could ask the biggest "bro" at the mansion.

"So you need some help being a bro, eh?" Dante, dress in red and black swimming trunks said, "Alright, I'll see what I can do. Let's head on out to the pool." Strider said nothing.

"Alright, buddy. You gotta be chill. Relax. Kick back. Go with the- holy sweet mercy." Dante's eyes had just landed on Morrigan, and her skimpy black and purple bikini. She winked at Dante, who was hooked."

"Oh, what a handsome devil you are," Morrigan said, walking up to Dante. He smirked.

"Dante, my lessons," Hiryu said, dressed in his usual ninja garb, minus the scarf.

"Later," Dante said, pushing Strider away. Rejected, he left the pool area.

Well, that didn't help. Dante perverseness and Morrigan great abilities to seduce someone overcame them, and now, Strider had to think of spmeone else who could help him.

Then it hit him. Again.

"So, you want to talk to me, huh?" Deadpool, sitting on the couch, asked. Strider nodded.

"I need help stepping out of my shell," Strider said, standing. Dormammu walked pass the meeting, holding a bowl of popcorn, tilted his head slightly, and walked to his room.

"Humans. So odd," Dormammu laughed.

"Alright. I'll help," Deadpool said, "BUT FIRST, you must do one thing for me!"

"Okay. What is it?"

"We're gonna take Nemesis's rocket launcher."

"Alright. Ready?" Deadpool asked, armed with two pistols, a squeaky toy, a human brain (don't ask), and Zombrex. Strider nodded. Deadpool stepped up to the door, and it burst open, revealing the extremely large Nemesis staring at the door.

"Eep!" Deadpool said. Nemesis did not react. Silently, a tentacle exploded from it's hand, and ripped through Deadpool's chest, and pulled him into the room. Screams were heard. Strider just walked away.

It was useless. Everyone in this mansion were stupid, and not worth his time. Shutting his book, and turning off his lamp, Strider Hiryu fell into a deep slumber.

However, in another room of this very same mansion, there was no sleeping for them. No sleeping whatsoever.

And in the morning, Dante had come to regret that decision.

'Oh shit! I just slept with a succubus!' Dante thought to himself.

"I know what I am, hun," Morrigan said, smiling. Dante chuckled nervously.

"Are you going to steal my soul?" Dante said.

"Apparently, I can't steal souls through sex anymore, so no." Dante exhaled.

"There are other ways for me to steal souls anyway." Dante stiffened up again.

"I'm not taking your soul." Dante relaxed, once more.

"Wanna go again?" Morrigan pondered, then shrugged.

"Sure. You aren't half bad."