So, I love writing sick!fics and I've actually been working on another on as well as this one, but for Supernatural! When I get that posted, feel free to check it out! Don't worry. I won't abandon this story though. I love this one! Also, I'm so sorry for the wait! I will try to do at least 1 update a week from now on! Reviews!
Whoviansarethebest- Thanks! In the newest chapters I've written, I have watched out for dialogue. (Not typed, written, so not this chapter really.). I really do need to watch my slang, but the bathroom thing was actually my 11 year old sister. She got a hold of my fanfiction but I laughed so I kept it. Her username is cheerleadergirlshalom if you want to check hers out.
BADWOLF1221- Thanks for continuing to read this story! I actually just finished The Husbands Of River Song, so I'm all caught up! I'm actually typing on a laptop, but thanks for the advice!
Doctor712- Thanks! I"m sorry for the long wait again!
I was also wondering if anyone else should get sick! If so, comment on who! The story!
They grab the angel by the tape, (They don't want to touch the angel) and bring it to the Spaghetti forest. Then something occurs to the master.
"Guys? How will we light a fire with food?"
"Maybe we could... I don't know! My sonic won't work... I guess-" The doctor got silent when he heard footsteps in the background.
"Hide!" Whispered River.
They hid behind some meatball trees.
"What are the leaves made of?" Asked Rose quietly and curiously .
The doctor pulled one off and ate it.
"Broccoli."
"You really shouldn't have eaten that." River said.
"Its a planet made of food! I knew it would be edible!"
River rolled her eyes at the doctor. She knows he knew what she meant. He then started coughing again. When he noticed everyone staring at him he said,
"I'm fine! I'm always alright. I'm the doctor! A fever doesn't stop me! Everyone knows that! I fought Daleks with a 105 degree fever before! I probably shouldn't have but-"
River stopped him.
"You're rambling. Are you sure you don't want to lie down for a little."
"Positive."
"Okay... I'll take your word for it. Don't hesitate to tell us if you need to lay down."
"Okay. Quiet. The footsteps are coming."
"Go Grace! Go!"Yelled a voice in the background.
The master walked out and disappeared from sight. Then they heard a scream. The master's scream.
"What do we do?" Asked Rose quietly.
"We save him. Simple as that. He's my brother and-"
River interrupted him for the 2nd time today.
"We get it. He's your brother. We'll save him."
"That's pretty much what I just said."
"I know, but I say it better."
"Seriously? You guys are going to do this right now?" Rose stated and It snapped them back to reality.
When they walk out from behind the meatball trees, the master is nowhere to be seen.
"Help! Help!" They heard.
"Follow the master's voice!" Whispered River. "Left." She said." Left again. Now right. Left. We have reached our destination."
They find the master playing with a unicorn. Behind him was Herizon. Her and the master were laughing their heads off.
"How?" Rose asked.
"Me or the master?"
"Both of you."
"Well, evidently the angels didn't magic proof Winter Quay. I just transported out!"
The master continued Herizon's story. " Then when she was talking to Grace, I knew it was her by her voice and we decided to play a prank on you guys."
River noticed the doctor was staring at the ground.
"Sweetie, are you okay?"
When he didn't answer he said again, "Sweetie, are you okay?
The doctor lurched forward and threw up all over the grass where grace was standing.
"I guess not. You shouldn't have eaten that leaf."
"A leaf made him throw up all over me? That's odd. Everything on Foodyloodyoppero is supposed to be edible."
"Not the leaf. Well, the leaf added to it. I have the barrow virus. I'm so sorry Grace. I just couldn't talk when I felt like I was going to throw up."
"We know sweetie. You're sick.
"I hate being sick."
"Nobody likes it."
"River you don't strike me as a person who would ever get sick."
"I have though. We all have."
"I haven't."
"Shut up Herizon."
"Sorry."
"Anyways, my point is, being ill is normal. When was the last time you got ill?"
"Um... About 400 years ago. Maybe more."
"Which means your immune system isn't very strong."
"Doctor, you know what you left out when explaining the barrow virus, don't you?"
"I do. I just didn't want to worry you."
"Good job at that."
"Sorry."
Rose's watch beeps meaning it's time to take his temperature. Rose takes the thermometer out of her bag and hands it to the doctor.
"108.1." He says aloud.
"Sweetie! Why didn't you tell us you felt worse?"
"Well-" He is interrupted by his own coughing fit.
"Never mind. Save your energy. We still have a long hike back to the TARDIS. My vortex manipulator stopped working. Plus we have to burn the angel to save Foodyloodyoppero. We've got a hard afternoon ahead of us. Master, why are you taking notes?"
"I'm making a schedule. First, got to the chinese restaurant across the street. Although the planet is edible, to conserve the planet they don't want you eating it. Plus it's lunchtime. I'll get the food. Everyone else burn the angel. Then we'll walk back to the TARDIS while we eat. Doctor, you can ride on Grace's back since you're not feeling well and running an incredibly high fever. Then we can get the doctor some medical help."
"What about his 2 hearts?" Asked Rose.
"I'll take him back to my parents house. My father's a nurse and they both know about time lords. I'll tell them to put on some sort of disguise."
"W *cough* why *cough*?"
"Spoilers."
"I can't come, right?" Asked Rose.
"Sure you can."
"But isn't your dad in my future too?"
"Well..."
"You never told me if you know who I am and judging by your facial expressions you don't. What happened to me?"
"He's mentioned you before but I don't know what happened or if..."
"If what?"
"If you're even alive."
Rose went silent. Neither her or River knew what to say next. Breaking the awkward silence, Herizon asked, " Is the doctor there too?"
"Yes."
"If they meet won't it be a major para... para... parad..."
"Paradox?" River suggested.
"Yes!"
River kneeled down to get to Herizon's ear.
"Okay. In his future, he meets himself. He talks about it all the time. He has 13 different forms. His 9th, 11th, and 12th form meet, but we call them war, 10, and 11. Judging by his age it hasn't happened to him yet. It didn't create a paradox then, but just to be safe, I'll keep 11 out of the room. Can't say it will be forever though."
"Okay."
River stood up and said, " Everyone get started on the plan! Where's sweetie?"
"Asleep on the grass over there." Rose answered.
"Good. Let him stay there."
The master walked across the street and over to the chinese restaurant.
"What you eat today?" Asked the man at the counter. Very Chinese. Probably doesn't know much english based on the incomplete sentence.
"I'm ordering for a big group, and I forgot to ask what everyone wanted-"
"Just order food!"
"You are not supposed to rush me! Can I have one of everything? Small."
"Would you like ex... ex... ex... ter... min... ate.. exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!"
A dalek eye came out of the chinese man.
"Oh my god!"
The master ran back to the woods.
"Da... Da... Da..." He said between breaths.
"What is is? Say it!" Rose said.
"Dalek! The chinese man turned into a dalek! Well, not a full dalek, but a half human, half dalek thing!"
"I'll handle it." Decided River.
Before anyone could say anything against it, River had already disappeared into the restaurant.
"What are you doing on Foodyloodyoppero?" Demanded River.
"Who. Are. You?" Asked the dalek man.
"Scan me."
"I. Can't. I. Am. Not. Full. Dalek."
"Bring me your leader then."
"Daleks. Do. Not. Bring out. Their. Leader. For. Just. Anyone. What. Makes. You. So. Special?"
"River Song."
"Explain!"
"That's me. I'm River Song."
"River. Song. Is. Dead. She. Died. In. The. Library."
River had no clue what that meant but she just answered like she wasn't effected by the dalek just telling her where she died.
"Welcome to my world."
River smirked and took out a stun gun. She pointed it at the dalek man. When she released the trigger it stopped the dalek man in his tracks temporarly.
"That. Didn't. Stop. Me."
"I know. But if this tiny stun gun stopped you for 30 seconds just think what my husband would do to you if he found you on this planet." She purposely didn't mention her husband was extremely sick.
"Your. Husband. Is. Who?"
"The doctor."
"Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! The doctor is here on Foodyloodyoppero!"
2 full daleks came out of the back room (the kitchen I guess), and stood on either side of the doctor.
"Take. Us. To. The. Doctor!"
"Oh... You don't want... You don't want that..."
"Why?"
"He's... Busy."
"Doing. What?"
"Oh... He's... You're making lying so much harder!"
"Why. Are. You. Lying?"
"Fine! You want to see the doctor? I'll take you to him! Just trust me when I say he's not himself right now!"
"What. Do. You. Mean?"
"You'll see."
River pulled out her phone and quickly texted Rose:
To: Rose Tyler
Bringing Dalek to sweetie. Wake him up and give him meds. :)