Now, sorry for not updating. I'm on my period and feeling evil. If you're a girl you would know what I mean. My sister doesn't even know how it feels! Today might have some evil stuff in it and some cuddly stuff. Warning: Moods might change in middle of story. Reviews are thanked at bottom. Character OOCness.

Disclaimer: No, not mine. -sob- But I will find a way to own them! -cackles-

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Chapter 6: Can't Think of Chapter Name

Since they were locked inside the house from the outside, they couldn't do anything about it. All the girls were shrieking, ok, Naruto, Himari and Temari were shrieking. All the other people were looking bored.

"I'm hungry," whined Sakura suddenly. She looked around for someone to whine at, and that someone was the KazeKage. "Gaara?" she asked so sweetly.

"Yes?"

"Can you get me some food?" Sakura made very cute and very big puppy eyes. "Pwease?"

"Can't you get it yourself?" asked Gaara, prying his eyes away from her big emerald eyes. "No, 'cuz I'm too weak because I'm hungry!" she started to whine again.

Gaara grumbled. Neji snickered. Sasuke smirked. Shika said troublesome. Kankuro snored. Naruto didn't know what was going on. Bad moves guys! That's where the other girls kick in.

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"Neji-kun?" Tenten batted her eyelashes.

"Hn." was all he replied. (Tenten: Bast-rd!)

"I'm hungry too!"

Neji groaned. 'What is with women and food these days? Wait... It can't be their-' "NEJI!" screamed Tenten. "Ok,ok." "Good, now I want strawberries covered in chocolate, a burger, frenchfries, and all those junkfood." smiled Tenten.

"Won't you get fat?" (Me: Neji Neji Neji. Never call a girl fat when she's on her period. It's just her cravings she has and you don't understand because you're a boy who thinks you're SO great at everything when you don't know anything about girls and you think you can boss us around... I think I should stop now.)

Tenten flared. "What did you just call me?"

Neji gulped and replied, "I'm just wondering about all those junkfood, won't you get fat?"

"JUST GET ME FOOD!"

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Now let's see how Himari and Sasuke are doing.

"Get me food."

"Hn."

"I said, get me food."

"Hn."

"Get me food!"

"Hn."

"Argh! Just get me food before I turn you into a girl and then you'll understand why I need junkfood!" screamed Himari. She started punching and kicking him. Then she grabbed a bottle of water and poured it ALL on his chicken hair.

Sasuke's eyes turned red then back. He looked like he was about to cry. "I spent ALL MORNING making sure my hair was perfect! How could you! My beautiful hair! Ruined because of this freak!"

"Just get me food. And junkfood at that."

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Shika and Temari... dun dun dun.

Temari walked over to where Shikamaru was sitting.. er.. sleeping. She started poking him with a stick that she 'magicaly' found. But our beloved Shika didn't even move. She then kicked him. No reaction. Temari was getting annoyed. She THEN went as far as using a sword to stab him. Luckily, Shika woke up and dodged just in time.

"What do you want," mumbled Shikamaru. Then he whispered at the end, "Troublesome."

Unfortunately, Temari heard and exploded. "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!" She took out 5 swords, 10 daggers, 3 knives, 10 kunais, 4 shurikens, 2 chainsaws and 18 needles.

"I uh said bubbles," gulped the pineapple, hoping she would believe him. And she did. "Oh, that's what you said?"

"Could you please take away all the weapons?" Shika sweatdropped.

"I want some food," she said out of the blue.

"I don't know where the food is..."

"LIAR! I bet it's in Neji's room, come with me and let's trash Neji's room!"

Meanwhile... Neji's back stiffened. "Neji's...room...senses...tingling..."

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With Kankuro:

SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE PILLOW SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE YES SNORE SNORE SNORE I WILL SNORE SNORE MARRY SNORE SNORE SNORE THE MUNCHKIN SNORE SNORE AND OOMPA LOOMPA... ok..

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Naruto and Hinata!

"N-naruto-kun?" stuttered Hinata. She was going to ask Naruto something! People clap! -clapclap-

"Ya Hinata?" The look on Naruto was SOOO cute! Hinata was going to have a hard time asking. She turned red and didn't say a word. "Hinata-chan! You're all red! Are you sick?"

"I-I-I'm n-not s-sick N-n-naruto-kun,"

"Oh, then what is it?"

"I'm kind of hungry," Hinata said bodly without stuttering.

"Me too, hey Hinata-chan..." Naruto asked shyly, "...Can you make me something to eat? Since you know how to cook and a-"

He was cut off by a looooong lecture, "NO I WON'T MAKE YOU SOMETHING! MAKE IT YOURSELF! I ASKED YOU FIRST AND I WAS HUNGY FIRST! GET ME SOMETHING TO EAT COVERED IN CHOCOLATE AND DEFRIED NOW! AND DON'T SAY BUT MISTER! YOU ARE NOT THE ONE WITH THE PERIOD! NOW YOU ARE GOING GET ME SOMETHING TO EAT OR I'M GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR BALLS, ROAST THEM WITH SOME SPICE AND STUFF IT UP YOUR ASS! NOW REPEAT AFTER ME: I WILL GET HINATA-CHAN SOMETHING TO EAT! SAY IT! I SAID SAY IT!"

Naruto wanted to pee in his pants, "I will get Hinata-chan something to eat."

Hinata smiled and patted him on the head. "Good boy."

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