Sorry that I haven't update in like, two months! I've been pretty...lazy. No offense to any Justin Bieber lovers out there, I just don't really like the dude in case you haven't noticed. Well, Sunday, June 12 is my birthday, and I would really appreciate it if I got lots of reviews for my present! Please read and review! (And I'm really sorry if I use your dare twice. Please send me a review if you reviewed on the 1-3 chapters and I still haven't done your dares.) Oh, and sorry if I offend any of you. I never mean to offend, I think all the dares are really funny. I just put down what I think the chipmunks would say.
The chipmunks and chipettes got up early again. When Jeanette woke up, an envelope was in her hands. She tore it open and read it.
Jeanette, in The Chipette Protector's review, she told you to kiss Theodore on the lips, but you obviously forgot. Unfortunately, there is no tolerance to forgetting in Truth or Dare. You are now going to have to kiss Nathan on the lips. I know he's a...*series of beeps* but the dare says you have to do it. Oh, and while you're at it, give Jarred a nice kick, he really deserves it.
*sallywatermelon*
Jeanette groaned. She was seriously starting to hate this 'sallywatermelon' person. What kind of name was sallywatermelon anyways? Was her name Sally and did she like watermelon? She decided to find out after she got dressed and did a couple of dares before school.
A rainbow colored envelope popped out. Simon opened it.
"Trex841 dares all of us to say one good thing about Justin Bieber face to face and say that we like him," Simon read. Brittany squealed so high the windows almost broke.
"I've always wanted to meet Justin Bieber!" Brittany said.
"Even Alvin sings better than him, and that's saying something." Jeanette said, cringing under the glare Alvin gave her.
"There's a P.S." Simon said.
"What does it say?" Eleanor asked.
"BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Simon read.
"Man, whoever that is, they sure are evil, making us hafta meet Justin Bieiber at four in the morning," Theodore said, crossing his arms.
"Don't say that, they might give us an even more horrible dare!" Eleanor said, clearly afraid.
"Nah, they just want to make us suffer no matter what we say or do." Theodore said, frowning. All of a sudden, in a flash, they were in Justin Bieber's room. He woke up with a scream.
"What the-? What are you kids doing in my room?" he asked.
"I'm surprised he isn't sleeping with Selena Gomez," Alvin grumbled.
"What did you just say, Kid?" Bieber asked.
"I just wanted to say that I'm your biggest fan!" Alvin exclaimed, pretending he was enthusiastic to meet Justin.
"We are too," his brothers said just as enthusiastic.
"We're even bigger fans," the Chipettes said together.
"Nice hair," the Chipmunks said.
"I love the way you sing!" said Brittany.
"I like your...clothes." said Eleanor.
"I like your guitar," Jeanette said.
"Security! Get these kids outta my room!" Justin screamed. Just as the security came, the chipmunks poofed back home.
"Well, that was a close call." Simon said.
"I was centimeters away from touching JUSTING BIEBER!" Brittany shrieked. Another enveloped poofed out, making her shut up.
"Munk19 dares Alvin and Simon to be a couple for an entire week. Not a fake one, a real one. You two have to go out on a date together. Theodore has to scream at inanimate objects for a week. Simon has to wear Alvin's shirt with the big yellow A on it for a week. And we girls have to...wear a bald cap for week." Jeanette read.
"But I'm way too tall to wear Alvin's clothes!" Simon said. "He hasn't worn that since we were ten!"
"I can't wear a bald cap! My hair would get greasy and have lice all over it!" Brittany yelled.
"A date! With my brother! C'mon people, think about your siblings. Would you ever want to go out with them! Would you ever want to kiss them!" Alvin yelled. "Man, incest these days are getting worse and worse."
"What's inanimate?" Theodore asked.
"I dunno, but it sounds like something that has to do with television." Eleanor said.
"Inanimate means it doesn't move," Simon said, growling at the thought of all the humiliation he'd receive for wearing Alvin's old clothes.
"Oh," said Eleanor as her and her sisters put on the bald caps. When Simon put on Alvin's old shirt with the big A on it, it was only up to his knees.
"Hehe, guess you had a growth spurt, Simon." Alvin chuckled.
"Shut up and hand me some pants," Simon growled so loud it sounded like a pit bull being threatened. When he put the black pants on, he looked in the mirror.
"Aw man, I look like Alvin." Simon complained.
"You look like the nerd of me," Alvin corrected.
"Shut up," Simon said again. Another envelope popped up.
"Winddragon Eternal dares Alvin to dress up like a dog and pretend to be one for the whole day. Simon has to act really dumb for one entire day. Theo has to eat an entire cheesecake by himself every 3 hours. Brittany has to put on clown makeup and wear it for the whole day. Jeanette has to dress in a ballerina's outfit and dance a ballet. I have to wear Theodore's clothes and take on his personality for the whole day." Eleanor read.
"I'd rather act like a dog than be with Simon any day," Alvin said, putting on a dog suit.
"I hate having to act stupid," Simon said.
"Aw man, I was just starting to get fit," Theo complained while a cheese cake appeared in front of him.
"Clown makeup!" Brittany said as she painted her face white, her lips and all around it red, and put on a blue nose.
"I hate ballerina outfits," Jeanette said. "I also hate the fact that after school I have to perform a ballet."
"These clothes are too loose on me," Eleanor complained, used to wearing tight clothes.
"I think they look good on you," said Theodore.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Eleanor huffed.
"He means that with the bald cap and his clothes, you look like a boy," Brittany said. Another envelope popped up.
"madeline2011 dares Dave to ask Miss Miller out on a date, Alvin to wear Simon's glasses, then Simon has to ask Alvin out on a date and they have to be together for two weeks, Theodore has to be sweet to everyone, Brittany has to fake like she's sick to get out of doing the school fitness test, Jeanette has to cheat on a math test, and me to tell Theo to go out on a date with me tonight." Eleanor read.
"Two more weeks with Simon! I think I'm gonna hurl..." Alvin said melodramatically.
"I don't cheat," Jeanette said. Alvin instantly got a headache when he put on Simon's glasses. He couldn't see a thing! At least he had to pretend to be a dog.
"How can I be sweet if I'm on a sugar withdrawal?" Theodore yelled. Dave peered into the room.
"You kids have been up to something lately," Dave said.
"We're playing truth or dare!" Theodore said.
"This person said you have to ask Miss Miller out on a date," said Eleanor.
"Sorry kids, I don't play Truth or Dare anymore," Dave said, shivering at the thought of asking Miss Miller out on a date.
"But Dave, you HAVE to do the dare, no matter how ridiculous it is!" Theodore said.
"No thanks," Dave said, about to leave the room. When he reached the bedroom door and he reached for the handle to open it, his hand got burned. "I demand to know who was responsible for this!" Dave yelled.
"Sheesh Dave, it wasn't us, it was sallywatermelon." said Alvin, rolling his eyes as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
"Who's sallywatermelon?" Dave asked.
"She the one who been making us do ridiculous things," Simon said.
"Why are you talking like that Simon?" asked Dave.
"His dare was to act stupid for the day," explained Brittany, "and I have to dress like a clown!"
"I have to dress like a ballerina and stage a ballet show," said Jeanette. "And I hafta cheat on a math test."
"I have to be gay and date Simon for three weeks," Alvin said. "Plus I gotta act like a dog and wear Simon's glasses."
"I have to ask Theo out on a date," Eleanor said.
"Well, that's rather...interesting." Dave said. "Don't you think you've been taking this Truth or Dare thing a little bit too seriously?" All of a sudden, a note popped up.
"sallywatermelon wants to talk to you," said Alvin. This is what the note said:
Dave, I know this is hard to believe, but yes, this is sallywatermelon, a Fanfiction author. In case any of you are wondering, I got my penname from a computer teacher in elementary school. She would always use the name Sally Watermelon for her examples, so I figured, eh, what the heck, I don't have any other ideas for a penname. My real name is Angelique though. Anyway, I just wanted you to know that you have to do whatever dares the other people of give you, or else you will face dire consequences. Hope you enjoy your date with Miss Miller!
*sallywatermelon*
"Dave, I told you so." Brittany said. Alvin brought Dave the phone in his mouth like a dog. Dave dialed Miss Miller's number and gulped.
"Hello?" Miss Miller said.
"Miss Miller, are you busy tonight?" asked Dave as he sighed.
"No, do you need something?" she asked.
"I wanted to ask you...outonadate." Dave said too quickly.
"Can you repeat that David?" asked Miss Miller.
"Will you go out with me?" Dave asked through gritted teeth. Back at her house, Miss Miller poofed up her hair.
"Of course, if you're sure you want to," Miss Miller said.
"Yes, I'm sure I do." Dave said miserably.
"I'll meet you at Rafael's Pizzeria at 10 P.M." Miss Miller said excitedly.
"Good-bye," Dave said, still miserable.
The chipmunks and chipettes said their good-byes to Dave and left for school. Once they got there, the tormenting began.
"Alvin, man, why are you crawling on the floor on your hands and knees?" asked Joseph Huskey.
"Bark!" Alvin barked happily, his tongue sticking out.
"Simon, why on Earth are you wearing Alvin's old clothes?" asked Jarred, snickering.
"Brittany that clown make-up makes you look a billion times more hideous than you did before." said a snobby girl that they didn't know.
"Simon, why are you drooling like an idiot?" asked another snobby girl they didn't know.
"Why are you huggin' your brother Alvin as if you two are gay?" asked a preppy cheerleader.
"Jeanette, that ballerina outfit makes you look hot." Jarred said, walking over to her to get a closer look at her features because the ballerina suit was skin tight. Jeanette gulped when she saw Nathan. She walked right over to him and kissed him on the lips for ten seconds, then ran off. When she turned back to see if he was mad, he had a goofy grin on his face.
"If you had told me you liked me I would've gone out with you," said Nathan. Once the adrenaline rush went away, Jeanette tasted in her mouth something nasty.
"What did you eat for breakfast?" she asked.
"I had broccoli for dinner, and eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes, and a biscuit for breakfast. I haven't brushed my teeth in over 8 months." Nathan confessed. Jeanette's face turned green. "Something wrong GF?" he asked.
"I think I'm gonna puke," she said, and threw up on the closest person to her, which happened to be Jarred May.
"I feel better now," she said.
"What the fudge!" Jarred yelled. She decided to get it over with and kicked him in the place where the sun don't shine. He groaned and fell to the floor, cradling the spot where she kicked him. She gave him a good kick in the jaw to shut him up for a while and went to homeroom. The principal was walking around inspecting the hallways when he saw Jarred May, the smart genius who was always getting into trouble, on the floor with throw up all over him.
"Jarred May, are you okay?" asked the principal. Jarred opened an eye and smiled awkwardly.
"That rhymes," he said.
"What happened to you?" the principal demanded. Jarred didn't want to admit he was beat up by a girl, so he made up a stupid story.
"I was walking then all of a sudden I started feeling sick then I threw up on myself and collapsed on the floor and my jaw hurts," Jarred said in one breath.
"Well, you need to be more careful." the principal said as he helped Jarred up and led him to the office so he could be taken home early-again.
In class, the chipmunks and chipettes were getting tired of the snickering from the others, even the teachers, but they knew they had to do the dares or else.
"Simon, can you please tell the class what photosynthesis is?" asked the teacher. Simon wanted more than anything to answer the question right, but he knew the dare told him to act stupid.
"Eight?" he asked.
"No, this isn't math, this is science. What's photosynthesis?" the teacher tried to be patient.
"Um...uh...I...it has to do with science?" Simon said. The teacher was getting upset.
"We all know that because we ARE in science. Now tell me what photosynthesis is." the teacher wasn't asking any more. Simon bit his lip and stood up.
"Photosynthesis is the synthesis of chemical compounds with the aid of radiant energy and especially light; formation of carbohydrates from carbon dioxide and a source of hydrogen (as water) in the chlorophyll-containing tissues of plants exposed to light," Simon answered.
"Thank you, Simon." The teacher said. Simon gulped because he knew he was going to pay for not doing the dare.
At gym class, it was the fitness test.
"Okay, Brittany Miller, you're first." Said the gym teacher. Brittany clutched her stomach and groaned.
"Oh, my stomach hurts, I think I'm gonna puke." Brittany said, still clutching herself, not having much affect thought due to her clown make-up.
"You'll feel better after doing the fitness test," said the gym teacher. Brittany collapsed on the floor melodramatically. The teacher held in a growl. He knew the difference between someone who was sick and someone who was faking, and she was definitely faking.
"Do you want to be taken to the principal?" the teacher asked.
"No," Brittany said, standing up.
"Then I suggest you DO THE FRIGGIN' FITNESS TEST RIGHT NOW!" the teacher yelled in Brittany's face, causing spit to fly everywhere.
"Watch where you spit, you'll ruin my make-up." Brittany grumbled as she started the fitness test. She gulped too because she had failed.
When they got home, Theodore was groaning because he was getting sick of eating cheese cake every three hours. Dave was just leaving when they got home.
"It's nowhere near 10, Dave." Theodore said.
"I know; I just want to get some fresh air for the last moments of my life." Dave said. The kids laughed. Then Simon realized something ridiculous. "Dave, we can go on a double date!"
"Simon, you have a girlfriend?" Dave asked.
"Remember Alvin and I have to be together for three weeks?" Simon asked incredulously. Dave was speechless.
"We'll go get ready," Alvin said.
While they were out on their date, Dave felt very uncomfortable seeing his eldest boys hugging each other affectionately. He felt even more uncomfortable dating with a lady a billion years older than him. Well, scratch that. That was too mean. A million. No, a thousand. Yeah, that was good, a thousand years older than him.
"David, why are Simon and Alvin kissing each other all over?" Miss Miller asked, fanning herself like all old ladies when they get over whelmed.
"Uh, well, you see," Dave didn't know what to say. Alvin and Simon kissed everywhere on the face except for the lips. At one point, Alvin took it too far and 'slipped' and kissed his brother in the mouth. When they started French kissing, Dave had had enough. "Okay boys time to go. Miss Miller, I had lots of fun but it's getting late and the kids have school tomorrow."
"Okay, David. Good-bye!" she said, coughing as the exhaust from Dave's car went in her face. She sighed. She was centimeters away from kissing him! At least she knew he loved her.
The chipmunks fell asleep again, hoping silently that this horrible game of Truth or Dare would finally be over.
I promised some people that I was going to do their dares a certain chapter, but I might of kind of lied. But don't worry, that doesn't mean I won't do your dare at all! Give me reviews and forgiveness for my birthday present. The next chapter won't take as long to get here, hopefully. Read and review!