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Title: Vegemire
Summary: Argent attempts to introduce Red X to a New Zealand thing.
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor
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"What the hell is that?" Red X questioned, peering down suspiciously as a cracker smothered in a dark brown sauce, being pushed in his face by the silverskinned girl currently sitting in his lap.
"Eat it," She commanded, holding it out to him. "It's Vegemite, and it's really popular where I come from." He continued to stare at it. It looked almost like half-melted chocolate, spread on a Ritz cracker, a sick kind of combination.
"Sorry, cutie, but it's looking at me," He replied, suspicion edging his voice as he gently moved her hand away from his face. This promptly earned him a pair of large, brown puppy-eyes, looking at him, a plea for him to eat it.
She's cute when she looks sad, He realized guiltily. "All right, I'll try it."
It wasn't actually that bad...for a New Zealand thing.
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A/N: Google 'vegemite' if you don't get what it is. Popular around Australia. They sell it under a different name in the US...Megamite or something icky like that. I just wanted to imagine Argent trying to introduce some of her culture to Jason.