A/N: I'm back! And OH MY GOD!

THERE'S A FUCKING FLOCK OF LITTLE BIRDS OUTSIDE OF MY WINDOW THAT HAVE NOT SHUT UP FOR FOUR HOURS! I'VE BEEN SITTING IN FRONT OF THIS THING TRYING TO WRITE THIS GODS DAMNED STORY FOR FOUR HOURS! AND IT WON'T STOP! !

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On with the show...O.O

"Who is that?" Raen asked. She gripped Derkeethus' hand tightly, slightly worried. This figure was cloaked and stood out more than Raen would've liked. It made her nervous.

"This one thinks we should go find out..." Pe'ram purred, already making her way over to the figure. Raen's eyes widened as she protested loudly, but Pe'ram was only encouraged by this. Pe'ram started to jog now, and Raen halted the parade of people, which caused quite a 'traffic jam'. Raen and Derkeethus were at the bottom of a pile of bards, thieves, and at least two people of every race. She groaned and could no longer hold in her anger as she managed to turn around slightly, grip her fiancee's hand, and use her Thu'um. Her face went red with anger as the huge mound of people went flying above her, screaming in surprise. She dragged her dizzy Argonian a few feet away as the people began to land again. They groaned in pain and turned to her, vexed. They began to protest when they heard a male Khajiit voice screaming nervously from a distance.

Raen turned around along with the others and everyone's eyes widened as they saw Pe'ram straddling the very hooded figure that Raen wanted them to stay away from. That was it. Raen was definitely going to restrict her from eating Moon Sugar ever again.

They all began to sprint over to the scene, and watched bemusedly as the hooded figure begged for their help, while Pe'ram licked his furry cheeks and whiskers and nose affectionately with her rough tongue. She even meow'ed once or twice!

"Pe'ram likes this guy. He so fluffy!" Pe'ram purred as she nuzzled the male Khajiit in the hood, who made a pained expression as he was still stuck underneath her. Raen rolled her eyes and Derkeethus grabbed Pe'ram's shoulders, lifting her off of the Khajiit as Raen took his paw and pulled him up. He gave her a wary look of gratitude and put some space between himself and everyone else.

"Mai'q wishes you well. Mai'q thanks you for saving him from the crazy one." He said, a smile finally pulling at his lips. Pe'ram just purred seductively toward him and this resulted in him taking a step back.

"Er, sorry about her. Mai'q, right? It's a pleasure to meet you...I am Raen, this is my fiancee, Derkeethus," She said, motioning towards him with their linked hands after shaking Mai'q's paw, then continued. "And as for everyone else, well, we just met them and we're all really good friends and-"

"Mai'q thinks this is very strange. You let strangers travel with you? This is no good." The hooded Khajiit said. Raen raised an eyebrow.

"These guys are just a bunch of bards and thieves!" She blurted out, obviously annoyed. She was rewarded with a few vexed comments from her posse that were hushed behind her by her husband.

"Obviously, no offence. Raen, as you can tell, is just being pissy." He said, sighing tiredly. Raen turned to him and poked him, not wanting to hurt her lover at all, but still obviously annoyed with him as well.

"Pardon me, husband?" She asked, raising her brow again. He began to stutter nervously when they were interrupted again.

"Mai'q thought he was your fiancee?" Mai'q asked.

"We're to be married, soon." Derkeethus assured.

"Unless she has second thoughts..." One Dunmer added.

"Which, she will." Marcurio continued.

"Of course. Just look at them." Another elf added. He was an Altmer.

"Mai'q is confused." Mai'q commented.

"They're acting like a couple..." Ethir tried to convince everyone.

"Yeah, a couple ready for divorce." Norin joked.

"Please, hush! This is not polite!" Anika begged.

"Who wants to bet in how long it'll take for these two to have a major argument?" One Orc asked.

"This one! This one does!" Pe'ram jumped excitedly while raising her hand.

"All in favor say 'aye'!" The Orc asked.

"Aye!" Came a chorus of different people.

"Mai'q doesn't understand what is happening." Mai'q said.

"Who wants to see how long it'll take for them to kiss and make up afterwards?" One Breton asked.

"This one thinks it will be an erotic apology!" Pe'ram laughed.

"All in favor say 'aye'!" Came the Orc again.

"AYE!" Came the same chorus of people.

"Everyone, please hush." Anika begged.

"This is just ridiculous!" Ethir said.

"But its funny too!" One Argonian commented.

"Damn right!" Marcurio laughed.

"Okay, enough, let's change the subject."

"Pe'ram thinks the one in the hood is immensely attractive."

"Ooh, big words, kitty."

"Mai'q wonders why he is still standing here..."

"I sense an awkward silence coming on."

"Or a really angry Dovahkiin."

"Some say that Alduin is Akatosh. Some also say Mai'q is a liar. Don't any of you believe any of those things." Mai'q assured.

"WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP!" Raen unleashed her Thu'um upon all of them. Everyone went flying.

Mai'q sighed heavily, since he was standing far away from everyone else.

"Mai'q is leaving. Mai'q wonders why he bothers with people anymore." He began to walk away.

"No! Come back! This one will have your babies!" Pe'ram yelled, chasing after him after she got up.

"Gods, no!" Mai'q protested as he began to run away. Pe'ram tripped, resulting in his success in getting away from her. He disappeared into the woods.

Raen spent the next twenty minutes lecturing the pile of people who didn't bother getting up after enduring the power of Raen's Thu'um for the second time that morning. They barely listened to her as she rambled on.

"I am sick of this already. Can't you all just behave!" She finished dramatically.

After a long silence, she thought her act had finally gotten through to them all.

Until Marcurio smirked and said,

"Nope!"

"Ugh! Ridiculous! I'm out of here!" Raen said as she began to storm off. The others all smirked and began to parade behind her again, chatting about nothing all over again. She groaned in annoyance and hung her head while Derkeethus patted her back, slightly smiling.

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