A/N-Yes! I HAVE finally added yet another chapter to my erm……insane….side…….mwhehehehehe……..ACK!(don't ask…)

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Eragon: MWEHEHEHE!!!

Murtagh: What's with the goofy laugh?

Eragon: I dunno….I just thought of it recently

Murtagh: Ok.

Eragon: Murtagh, can I borrow your computer?

Murtagh: No.

Eragon: Please!

Murtagh: No!

Eragon: Pretty please, with sugar on top.

Murtagh: NO!!!

Eragon: Pretty please! With sugar, peanut butter, caffeine, chicken, gravy, lollipops, and chocolate with marshmallows??

Murtagh: For goodness sakes! NOO!!!!!!!

Eragon: Fine! I'm gonna tell mommy.

Murtagh: Only a baby would do that. Besides, she has been missing for like……..twenty years…..

Eragon: Well, then I'll tell the second closest person.

Murtagh: Oh really? And just who might that be?

Eragon: MWAUHAHAHA!! That's for me to know……..hehehehe……Saphira!!!!

Murtagh: I should've known…..

Eragon: Now, FEAR the wrath of me and my faithful sidekick!

Saphira: Sidekick?!? Get a life you idiot! I am a million times smarter, stronger, and waaaay more popular than YOU.

Eragon: What?!? How dare you talk to me like that Emeralda!!!

Saphira: Actually my name is Saphira…….you know….the sapphire colored dragon and all….

Eragon: Whatever….just….go away…SHOO! Go play with daisy, and make sure you take out the trash Opal!

Saphira: Fine! But it's Saphira and Thorn…..GOSH! Humans and their stupid pride!

Saphira stomps out to sulk for the next few hours and probably have to listen to "daisy's" corny jokes……

Murtagh: So, do you think I should get a haircut?

Eragon: It's YOUR hair………and YES! Maybe if you should get a mohawk…….just so…..you know….just so that you can lose all your fangirls and let me get them……

Murtagh: Forget that idea then!

Arya and Roran come skipping in.

Arya: Howdy Ya'll!

Roran: Yee-Haw!

Murtagh and Eragon: Okie Dokie….

Arya: We have just decided that it's time to go rescue Katrina before Roran goes mad!

Roran: Yeah! I must rescue my love!

Murtagh: Finally, something interesting to do………

Eragon: YAY! Oh goodie gum drops! I can't wait!

Murtagh: You can come Eragon….but first. You HAVE to hand over the "special" peanut butter.

Eragon: No.

Murtagh: Yes!

Eragon: No.

Murtagh: YES!

Eragon: No. I'll tell on you!

Murtagh: Fine then, I'll have to take it by force. Are you ticklish?

Murtagh grins an extra evil Murtagh grin and tackles Eragon down in a hard core….TICKLE FIGHT!

Eragon: Wha- NOOO!!! Ha! AHAHAHAHA!!! THE HORROR!! AHAHAHA!!! GWEHEHE!! HEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!

Eragon starts giggling like a toddler while Murtagh snatches the peanut butter and steps back.

Murtagh: There, I hope you learned your lesson about trying to hide caffeine loaded stuff from me.

Eragon: Yes! Yes! Just PLEASE don't tickle me with your evilness!!

Roran: Will you two like cut it out? I NEED to rescue my fiancé.

All: Okay!

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Meanwhile at Galbatorix's castle……

Galby: My trap is working…..they are coming to save you…but little do they know that I have a trap waiting……

Katrina: You said that twice, ya know….

Galby: Huh?

Katrina: Oh, never mind dude….

Galby: You just had to but in right when I was going to do my evilly evil laugh!

Katrina: Get over it dude.

Galby: ARGH!

Katrina: Gosh! First you kidnap me and THEN you stick me in this lamely decorated castle and NOW I am soooo bored.

Galby: What?!? Why are you complaining? I have been nice to you. And look! I even put you in my sister's room.

Katrina: Exactly, and her "Backstreet Boys" music video's are SO outta season!

Galby: Aaaarrrrrgggghhhh…….you stupid teenagers……

Katrina: I want some orange soda!

Galby: You'll have to get over it then…all I have is coke….

Katrina: COKE?!? I can't drink coke!

Galby: And why not?

Katrina: Because Galby walby, It might stain my totally "in season" dress. The style is like all the rage!

Galby:…….I dearly hope that they come….SOON………though exactly WHY anybody would like you, I have no idea….

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Eragon: Onward! Tis the way to thee castle yonder!

Murtagh: Whatever.

Roran: Aaaawwww. How nice of Galby to put up that awesome welcome mat.

Arya: Yeah, make sure you wipe your feet BEFORE you go in. The castle staff can get really angry if you don't…….and don't ask me how I know that….

Eragon: No prob!

Roran: Eragon, have you been copying Katrina's teen talk?

Eragon: What would like make ya think that, dude?

Roran: Nothing really.

Murtagh: SHHHH!! We have to be quiet so we can sneak up to get her.

They all sneak up to the throne room and jump in. Don't ask why. They just did. The sight they saw however was to terrible for words. It could kill a shade by being just a mile near it….

Eragon: MY EYES!!!!!

Murtagh: AAACCKKK!!!!!!! I NEED THE DARKNESS!!!

Roran: NOOO!!!!!! I SURRENDER!!!

Arya: Would ya'll be quiet! This is totally cute!

The room that was once the most feared place in Alagaesia is now draped in lace, pink, and pictures of the most current boy's bands.

Katrina: Hi! Do you like what I did with the place? It's so retro! Not at all like the dark place it like was before.

Arya: I love it!

Galby pops out wearing very evil sunglasses and a hood trying to not see the haunting girly girl colors.

Galby: TAKE HER!!! I BEG OF THEE!!!!!

Arya: Weeeelllll….If you….insist!

Arya and Katrina skip out dragging a VERY shocked Roran. Galby furiously starts destroying the pinkness as soon as they leave. Murtagh and Eragon stay and get over how freakishly weird Katrina is….

Galby: Aren't you going?

Murtagh: I can't handle Katrina just yet. It's better to let Roran get used to her….girly habits.

Eragon: Yeah! Besides, I brought playing cards.

Murtagh: What kind?

Eragon: UNO!!!

Murtagh: Yippy Skippy!

Galby: NOOOOO!!!!!!

Will Galby survive the annoying twosome? Will Roran change his mind about Katrina? Find out in the next chapter!!!(If you can survive the nonsense that is)

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