GW: Here's another chapter of RMC! After this chapter and another update of TP, I'll begin my FOD parody. Enjoy the drama that comes with this chapter.

Too Much Drama in One Day

While Renee and her friends were spending time at the castle, Raimundo, having gone through the black door, was flying, yes flying, through the air. He now had the body of a raven, feathers and all.

He was flying over a burning city where it must've been destroyed due to the war that was going on. He looked seriously at it, but was surprised when he heard explosions.

He looked up to see airships, one from another side, bombing each other. Ship after ship was sent hurtling toward doom as Raimundo flew away.

One of the airships started to spit out bird-like creatures, which made Rai smirk as he dodged the attacking monsters.

Flying towards the sky he zoomed out of that world, making the creatures fly into what appeared to be a black wall.

Back at the disguised home, Rai, still in his feathery form, opened the door and walked back into his home, where Harima, Nanny, Duckula, and Igor were waiting. The boy slumped into a chair and put his feet on the hearth.

"You okay? You smell terrible," Duckula asked his employer. "Master Raimundo must be tired, Ducky," Nanny told the fire demon.

Rai then strained as he turned himself back into a human. He then sighed and sat up slowly. "Keep turning flying like that and you won't be ably to come back human next time," Harima said seriously.

Duckula then grabbed a block of wood near him and put it on, remarking, "Isn't this great? Renee put these here for me."

"She definitely doesn't look housemaid, and neither do her friends, but she works really hard," Igor commented with a small smile.

"This war is terrible," Raimundo said solemnly. "They've bombed from the Southern coast to the Northern border. It's all in flames now."

"I don't like the gunpowder and fire," Duckula said. "Those dopes have absolutely no manners."

Rai smirked a bit before saying, "You wanna know something ironic? My own kind attacked me today."

"Who was it; that horrid witch, Wuya?" Nanny asked worried.

Rai shook his head and replied, "No, some hack wizards who turned themselves into monsters for the king dude."

Duckula, his crew, and Harima looked shocked as Harima said, "Those wizards are going to regret doing that. They can never change back into humans."

"After the war, they won't recall ever being human," Rai sighed.

"Hey, aren't you supposed to report to the king, too?" Duckula said suspiciously as Rai got up out of the chair.

"I'm tired; make some hot water for my bath," he said as he headed to the stairs. "No please?" Igor rolled his eyes in annoyance as Duckula said, "What? Not again!"

When Raimundo drew a curtain nearby, he saw the sleeping form of Renee on a window seat…as a young girl again!

On cots next to Renee's bed, Yakumo, Deni, Katrina, and Willow slept but they were also human as well.

"Try not to wake them; they're sleeping like babies," Harima said to Rai, who stood there watching Renee for a while.

Rai then turned on the water and, since the rumbling was loud, it woke Renee and her friends up, as an old woman and animals again.

"Who the heck is waking us from sleep!?" Katrina squawked in anger as Renee looked to see Duckula about to eat some wood. "Is Raimundo back?" Renee asked.

"Yeah, and he's wasting all my hot water again," Duckula said as he stuffed himself full of log.

The next morning, Renee, with friends, Harima, Linus (in his old man disguise), Riko, and Yori in suit, walked outside with a basket on Renee's arm.

"I don't know why we have to go grocery shopping," Linus complained. "Raimundo hardly eats anything."

"Well, the rest of us need food," Willow said, sounding like a meow to others not in her group. "So, tough luck," Deni said gruffly, making it sound like a growl to others' ears.

Walking through the street, Yakumo, sounding like a bark, commented, "I love early morning walks. And look at the water; I've never been to the seaside before."

"It always looks like that," Riko shrugged as they walked near the harbor where boats were lined in the docks and stands were up and running.

The group stopped at a stand where Sciezka was selling potatoes.

Renee collected some in her basket as Linus said in his old man tone, "I hate potatoes."

"Pay up anyways," Yori told the boy, who gave the bookworm some coins. The group then came to a stand where Fuery was selling fish. "They were caught this morning," Fuery told them as Renee inspected some fish.
"I hate fish," Linus said again in his old man tone. Just then, people were running towards the harbor as Daffy Duck said, "There's been some kind of attack!"

"I-It's l-l-like a b-b-b-an explosion!" Porky Pig said in panic. "A ship's been hit!" Misty Waterflower shouted as her Togepi was chirping in fright.

"What happened? Sorry, we're closed," Fuery told Renee as he ran off where the people were going.

That's when it came; a burnt, sinking ship that looked like it had been attacked. Smaller ships ranked it as crew members jumped off in panic.

"Let's get a better look," Yori said as he, Linus, and Riko tried seeing it better. "No, I've seen more than I can take. Let's go home," Renee said as she turned around, but stopped dead in her tracks as she saw a familiar sight.

It was one of Wuya's golems, going unnoticed in the crowd. Renee stiffened as she said in a panicked tone, "Wuya's henchmen are here!"

"What!?" her friends gasped, and slightly turning around, gasped a bit when they saw the golem. "Don't make any sound, he's a few feet away," Renee ordered as she moved her eyes toward the golem. The rock golem stayed a bit before turning around and leaving, with no one but Renee and her group noticing.

"He's gone," Renee reported as everyone relaxed. "Strange that no one else noticed."

Suddenly, three bombs were dropped into the water as an enemy airship attacked the town. "Look, that's what dropped the bomb!" Gosalyn said, pointing to the airship as it dropped propaganda down on the town.

"I think we should leave now," Yakumo whimpered as they moved through town and managed to enter back home.

Riko noticed Renee breathing hard as she asked in concern, "Are you alright, Renee?"

Renee barely nodded as she got to the main landing as her friends joined her. "I just need a glass of water," she panted as she sat down.

"I'll get it," Linus said as he dropped the basket of potatoes down and got a glass of water for the tuckered-out former Mew.

Before anyone did anything else, there was a scream of agony as Rai came out of the bathroom with nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist and hands in face and his hair was a carroty-red.

Everyone looked to see Rai in his upset-state at the top of the stairs, screaming, "Renee! You-you sabotaged me!" Running towards a startled Renee, he put his dyed hair in her face and continued screaming, "Look! Look what you've done to my hair, girl! LOOK!!"

"What a scream queen," Deni scowled as Nanny and Igor stood behind the apprentices, also shocked at what they saw.

"It's a pretty color," Renee said mildly. "It's hideous!! You completely messed with my potions in the bathroom!"

Renee, knowing she organized some potions while cleaning in there, said with a weak smile, "I was just organizing things, Raimundo. Nothing's ruined."

"Wrong! WRONG! I specifically ordered you not to get too carried away!" Rai then closed his eyes with tears forming in them as he sat in the chair. "Now I'm repulsive; I can't live like this." He then began to cry in his hands.

"He's crying? He's totally crying!" Katrina gawked, never seeing a guy cry before in her lifetime.

"He's overreacting again," Igor sighed under his breath. "Come on; it's not that bad," Renee assured him when the hair turned from carroty red to a raven color.

"You should look at it now, it's an even better shade," Willow said brightly.

Rai then said darkly, "I give up. I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful."

That's when the room went dark as it began to shake and shadows were crawling everywhere. "Ah, this reminds me of the time when your father terrorized that village, master," Igor said happily.

"Not now, Igor! Can't you see Rai's going to put me out," Duckula shouted as he said to Rai, "Raimundo! Hey, calm down."

"He's calling the Dark Spirits," Linus said in fear. "We saw him do this before when a girl dumped him."

Renee walked to Rai, who was looking rather pale, and placed her hand on his shoulder, saying in a comforting way, "You're okay, Rai. We'll just dye your hair again." She then pulled her hand away when her hand was covered in green slime that came from Rai. Pulling away, Renee and her pals widened their eyes when they saw that Raimundo was melting into green slime!

This was the last straw for Renee as she yelled at Raimundo, "So you think you have it bad just because your hair is different? I never once been beautiful in my entire life!" She then ran to the door, saying with tears in her eyes, "I've had enough of this place!"

"Renee, wait!" Yakumo called to her friend as she and the three other animals followed the girl outside, where the castle was now located on a landscape that was raining heavily.

When she marched forward, Renee stopped to see she couldn't go anywhere due to the lake in front of her. Her friends caught up with Renee as Willow asked, "Are you alright?"

To respond, Renee started to cry. She was upset that she was stuck as an old woman and her friends were animals probably forever, and she just wished things went right for her. Her friends comforted the woman as best as they could, but Renee couldn't stop crying.

Just then, Turniphead came bounding to her with umbrella in hand as he held it over the five girls.

Renee stopped crying as she smiled softly at the scarecrow, "Thank you, Turniphead. How'd you ever get to be so kind?"

Then, Linus, Riko, and Yori came to Renee's side as Linus said urgently, "Renee, please come back. Rai's in trouble!"

In the castle, the slime was expanding as Duckula stood on a log to avoid getting in the goop. "Rai, cut it out! I'm drowning."

Renee and the gang came in as Nanny said in relief, "Oh, thank goodness you're here." Harima then shrugged, "I have no idea what to do about this, please help."

As Renee and her friends saw all this mess Raimundo was making, Renee smiled wryly as she said, "Too much drama for one day."

"Is Raimundo dead?" Riko asked in worry.

"He's fine; he's just throwing a tantrum is all," Renee said. "A bit like Corina. Come and help me pick him up."

Renee, Harima, the apprentices, and the birds pushed the chair Rai was sitting on to the stairwell as Linus, Riko, and Yori scampered ahead to the bathroom while Harima and Renee lifted the wizard up the steps.

"Get his bath ready," Harima told the kids while Renee said, "C'mon, Raimundo; you can still walk."

She then heard something fall. Turning around, she blushed when she saw Rai's towel on the steps. She looked to the sky and tried not to see anything as she and Harima kept moving up the steps.

Harima took Rai in the bathroom as the cursed animal girls and apprentices joined Renee. "Get him cleaned up, Harima," Renee told Harima, who sighed, "Okay. Wish he could clean himself."

As she closed the door to the bathroom, Renee turned to see the mess Rai made with his slime and groaned, "Great. I'm going to have to mop again!"

GW: Wow, Rai. Never took you to be a drama queen.

Rai: I'm not a huge dramatic person, GW! Anyways, R&R 'til next time!