Shadow: If they don't show up I'm gonna paint the wall with your blood, Manic.

Manic: Why the fuck do you want to kill me.

Shadow: FUCK You I remember a while ago I watched Sonic Underground so were even.

Eggman: Jet you ready with the lookout?

Jet: Not in site their still no-

All of a sudden a van popped up.

Silver: Hey green guy you know where the nearest zone is.

Jet: Yeah sure.

Jet walks up to give him directions. When the back pops open and out come Sonic, Tails, & Knuckles with "guns".

Sonic: Don't YOU FUCKING MOVE!

Jet: OK! Don't shoot!

Tails: Fuck you Knux give him hell.

Knuckles: My pleasure.

Jet: My eyes!!

Tails: What hot sauce?!

Sonic: What didn't you see Airheads.

Knuckles: Fuck it lets go inside.

Sonia: Please just end this!

Shadow: Shut up bitch.

Sonic: 1. . . 2 . . . 3!

The door busts down.

Sonic: Drop your fucking weapons.

Shadow: Ok relax.

Sonic: Tails grab them. Knuckles: Untie my siblings and Amy.

Tails grabs the weapons, Shadow has a smug look on his face, & Knuckles unties Manic & Sonia.

Knuckles: Where's Amy?

Sonic: Amy I never tho-

Sonic gets pistol whipped in the back of the head.

Amy: Now you remember me dick!

Eggman: that's right Sonic youre screwed.

Sonic: Please Amy don't kill me.

All of a sudden the window breaks open and in come Vector & Charmy. It's Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Vector, & Charmy on one side. And Amy, Shadow, Rouge, Eggman, & a very blinded Jet. They start shooting. Eggman quickly escapes through an open window. Rouge gets shot in the shoulder. Due to Shadows crappy aiming( Shadow the Hedgehog video game) he let Amy take care of them as he went to the hostages. Sonia ran away but Manic got caught by Shadow. Jet gets shot twice by Tails as he escapes for a little while. Rouge leaves leaving Amy all alone. Those 5 go up to Amy.

Sonic: Amy there's one thing I wanted to say, I'm sorry.

Knuckles: Son of a fucking bitch.

Amy: For what?

Charmy: Sonic 06.

Sonic: Why don't you two wait in the car.

Sonic: None of this would've happened if I wasn't a little nicer. And if we ever get out of this I'd love to go on a second date.

Tails: And thus a fandom was born.

Amy: Ok. Thanks.

Shadow: Hey Sonic I'll leave you 2 an anniversary present.

He shoots Manic in the temple and runs away.

Sonic: NOOOO!!!

Sonic goes to his brother, Amy calls an ambulance, Tails & Knuckles awkwardly go to the van.

35 minutes later they're all in the van.

Amy: How are you feeling?

Silver: What happened? Did Sonic get the reviews of Black Knight.?

Tails: Shhh.

Knuckles: They still have Sonia.

Sonic: I was hoping it wouldn't have to come to this.

He takes the hot sauce out of his gun and switches with bullets.

Vector: About fucking time!

Charmy: Why didn't you do that in the first place!?

They're at Silver's place. . .

Blaze: Silver you asshole where's my money.

Silver: Fuck you you shouldn't have befriended me in the first place Now get the fuck out of here pussy cat.

Sonic: I'm gonna find Eggman.

Knuckles: We'll come too.

Sonic: No every time you come with me something bad happens. Fuck you Tails. Fuck you Knuckles. FUCK EVERYBODY!

Tails: C'mon Knux let's leave this fucker to his whiny bitch games.

Knux: And by the way Amy when you guys went on the first date Sonic was fucking Sally.

Amy: WHAT!

Charmy: Fuck you Sonic.

All 5 of them leave Sonic cursing a fucking shitload of cursing.

Sonic: Fuck you guys I'm progressing with my quest for new friends anyway.

Silver: I know you're sister's held captive, you're brothers presumed dead, & you lost your friends, but now you can GET THE FUCK OUT MY HOUSE!!!