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Chapter 6.- Bachelors
Kurt was at a club in his bachelor´s party. Santana had offered to organize the bachelor party. She had invited Mercedes, Quinn and Rachel. Santana had invited Britney, but she wasn´t going to be able to go, and again Tina had rejected the invitation. Kurt really didn´t mind because he was having a great time with his friends.
Sam had organized Blaine´s Bachelor Party as well, but he had invited Blaine´s friends from Dalton, his NYADA friends and Finn and Puck would go too. So they were all just waiting for the wedding day. Tonight was their last day as an unmarried couple.
Mercedes, Quinn and Santana are wearing black dresses and high heels. They look fabulous and they begin to sing on the little stage at the club. Meanwhile Kurt and Rachel and the rest of the people in the club are cheering for the girls that are performing.
Mercedes: All the single ladies Quinn and Santana: (All the single ladies)
All the single ladies Quinn and Santana: (All the single ladies)
All the single ladies Quinn and Santana(All the single ladies)
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up
They start the Beyonce choreography and Kurt and Rachel are dancing where they are sitting.
Mercedes: Up in the club, we just broke up
I'm doing my own
little thing
You decided to dip but now you wanna trip
Cause another brother noticed me
I'm up on him, he up on me
don't pay him any attention
Cause I cried my tears, for three good years
Ya can't be mad at me
ALL: Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Santana gets off stage and begins to dance with a girl and a guy who begin following her on the choreography all over the club
Santana: I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Hold me tighter than my
Dereon jeans
Acting up, drink in my cup
I could care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mention
Don't pay him any attention
Cause you had your turn
And now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me
Mercedes and Quinn get on top of two tables and start dancing on top of them being cheered by three hunky guys on each table.
Santana takes Kurt and Santana to the dancefloor and the three of them also do the Beyonce choreography.
ALL: Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
ALL: Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Then Kurt gets all excited and gets two guys to carry him and Santana
Kurt: Don't treat me to these things of the world
Mercedes and Quinn get closer to them
Mercedes Santana and Quinn: I'm not that kind of girl
The hunky guys are pulling them up and down, then Kurt gets down
Kurt: Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve
He starts walking like he´s on a runway all over the dance floor followed by his girl friends
Is a man that makes me then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Kurt gathers a whole crowd on the dance floor and gets them ready for the chorus
Mercedes: Pull me into your arms
Say I'm the one you want
If you don't, you'll be alone
And like a ghost I'll be gone
Everyone is dancing
Kurt: All the single ladies Girls: (All the single ladies)
All the single ladies Girls: (All the single ladies)
All the single ladies Girls: (All the single ladies)
ALL: All the single ladies
Now put your hands up
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
[Chorus x2]
Wuh uh oh
Kurt and the rest of his friends get back to the table.
"Boy that was some performance! It seems like ages when I danced that back on high school! " Kurt said trying to catch his breath. "This is so wonderful! Thanks Santana! You really out did yourself" Kurt said hugging her.
"Well, but the party is not over yet Hummel. That was Mercedes idea, we´re just getting this party started. Right, Berry! " She said looking at her.
"Yeah Kurt, it wouldn´t be a bachelor party for you without a little friendly Diva-off" Rachel said looking at Santana and suddenly another song was playing.
Santana gets up from her seat and places a leg on the chair of the head. She starts moving like she´s some snake.
Santana: The waves keep oncrashingon me for some reason
But yourlovekeeps on coming like a thunderbolt
She faces Rachel face to face like she´s threatening her
Come here alittle closer
'Cause I wanna see you, baby, real close up
Rachel: (Get over here)
Both get off the chair and the race off to some stair case and slide thereBoth: You've got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing
Rachel gets on top of the bar and makes some guys get closer
Rachel: A performance deserving of standing ovations
The guys help to get her down like making a stair case with their knees
And who would have thought it'd be the two of us
Santana looks at her impressed but then she just pretends it´s nothing. Rachel makes a tango move with a guy and then he passes it to another guy to make the same move
So don't wake me if I'm dreaming
Rachel calls on Santana to get to the dance floor together
'Cause I'm in the mood come on and give it up
Both: You've got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
They each have a group of people that supports them and the dance floor is divided
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing
Rachel´s "crew" makes a couple of dance moves to start battling
You've got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
Then Santana responds with some other moves
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancingRachel: Oohyeah yeah
Rachel looks at Santana fiercely while she´s been carried by some dudes challenging Santana
Santana does the same things
Santana: Ooh yeah yeah
Then both start dancing with each other but in a challenging way. Suddenly Both look at each other and then everyone is following them
Both: You've got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing
You've got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancingRachel: Keep on dancing
Santana: Keep on dancing
Both finish their dance facing each other. They hold angry eyes for a second, then they laugh and hug it out.
"Ladies you had it going on over there! " Mercedes said once they were back at their table
"I wish I had seen that back at Glee Club" Quinn said impressed "That would´ve been a hell of a diva off"
"Well, that was real fun girls, but I think we all need to make a performance for Kurt!" Rachel said putting her arm around her friend
"And it turns out I´ve got the perfect song" Quinn said giving all a mischievous look to her friends.
The club lights turn on and off. Mercedes, Quinn, Santana and Rachel are sitting and standing in the bar. They´re covered each by a spot light and they are snapping their fingers.
They each grab a burlesque like artifact.
Mercedes: Where's all mah soul sistas
Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas
All: Hey sista, go sista,
soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista
Quinn gets down of her place and starts modelling her outfit.
Quinn: He met Marmalade down IN old Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street
Suddenly Rachel and Mercedes look at each other and get down of her spot lights as well
Mercedes and Rachel: She said, "Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go?" Oh! uh huh
They all walk forward as if they´re run way models then begin to move sideways with a choreography similar to Cancan dancers back at the Moulin Rouge
All: Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada Santana:(Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here Quinn: (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya Rachel: (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Now they have split up all over the club.
Mercedes: What What, What what
Quinn: ooh oh
Santana is resting her body on a staircase then pulls over a girl and a dude and flirts with them by singing.
Quinn grabs a guy and he raises her up in the air then Quinn flirts with a guy that´s watching her from above.
Rachel is surrounded by two guys which she puts her arms on.
Mercedes flirts with the bar tender and throws away a guy´s cup
ALL: Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Mercedes: yea yea yea yea
Then Kurt just can´t stand watching and he joins them in singing.
Kurt: He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Kurt takes off his tie and puts it around some strangers neck
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
He pulls him closer and the guy is smiling to him thinking Kurt is going to kiss him
On her black satin sheets is where he started to freak
yeah
Kurt pushes him away and he goes on looking for his friends.
ALL: Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada Santana: (da-da-da)
Now they´re all on the bar dancing with each other and making many poses
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here Santana: (here ohooh yea yeah)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya Santana: (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir Mercedes: (ce soir, what what what)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Mercedes steps forward and she starts rapping with sassiness while she´s enchanting the fellas below watching them.
Mercedes: yea yea uh
He come through with the money in the garter belts
I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
wearing
high heel shoes, getting love from the dudes
4 bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge
hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
by the case the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Creole Lady Marmalade
One more time C'mon now
ALL: Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...
They are all tapping their feet slowly looking sexy and slowly they start going up. Rachel steps forward she turns around and falls on her back so some dudes catch her and they start carrying her in a sort of Marylin Monroe pose around the club
Rachel: hey Hey Hey!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth
color of cafe au lait alright
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,
More-more-more
Then the rest of them do the same looking all diva like among the crowd
Santana: Now he's
back home doin' 9 to 5
Quinn: Sleepin' the grey flannel life
Rachel: But when he turns off to sleep memories creep,
ALL: More-more-more
They let them down once they´re on the dance floor and they start dancing with each other again
ALL: Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada Rachel and Santana: (da daeaea yea)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here Mercedes:(ooh)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya Rachel: (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir Mercedes:(ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi Santana: (all my sistas yea)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir Quinn:(ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi Mercedes:(C'Mon! uh)
They are about to make each other's presentations in their own style
Mercedes: (Rachel makes runs down with her finger until she´s followed by her body and quickly she stands up) Rachel...(oh Leaeaa Oh)
Santana: (Santana falls on some dudes arms and spins around to stay still afterwards) ... (Lady Marmalade)
Kurt (Kurt goes to the middle of the dance floor and twerks) ...(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Quinn (Quinn strikes many poses flirting with others)...(Oh Oh oooo)
Rockwilder baby...Kurt:(baby)
Moulin Rouge... Santana:(0h)
Misdemeanor here...
They rush to get on top of the bar and end up striking poses
ALL: Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah...
Meanwhile Blaine is in a karaoke bar with his friends and he´s singing with Finn and Sam. He´s sort of drunk,his hair is messy and his bowtie is untied but he´s having a great time.
The three guys start jumping on stage and the crowd is going crazy.
Blaine: Stop! the train is riding
Down to the station
Where you lived
When we were school kids
Sam: Hey! the rails are gone now
And I am falling down
Fools in a
spiral
Round this town of steel
Suddenly some cute girls come on stage and the guys pretend to touch them
ALL: My body tells me no
But I won't quit
Cause I want more
Cause I want more
My body tells me no
But I won't quit
Cause I want more
Cause I want more
Finn: Stop! the train is riding
Down to the station
Where I lived
When I was a
cool kid
Blaine: Hey! is it my fault that
The fallen embers burn
Down in a spiral
Round your crown of thieves
They jump off the stage and some dudes start passing them by like it´s a rock concert.
ALL: My body tells me no
But I won't quit
Cause I want more
Cause I want more
My body tells me no
But I won´t quit
Cause I want more
Cause I want more
It
rides out of town
Sam tries to hit on some girls but they don´t even look at him. He feels stranged about it, but he follows the performance
Blaine and Sam: Oh, it's my road
It's my road
It's my road
It's my road
It's my road
It's my road
Finn and Blaine: And it's my war
It's my war
It's my war
It's my war
ALL: His eyes are open
His eyes are open
Oh, cause I want more
I want more
I want more
His eyes are open
His eyes are open
Sam tries another time to flirt with them but they don´t care
Hey, hey, hey-
My body tells me no
But I won't quit
Cause I want more
Cause I want more
My body tells me no
But I won´t quit
Cause I want more
Cause I want more
It rides out of town
"That´s impossible" Sam said.
"What is it dude?" Puck asked sipping his beer.
"They didn´t even see me" Sam said still surprised.
"He´s talking about some girls he was trying to flirt with but didn´t pay attention to him" Finn added.
"Some nights you get some, some nights it´s your cat who´s giving you love, man" Puck said trying to cheer up Sam.
"I´m losing all of my sexiness" Sam said worrying "Am I fat?" He asked Finn who shook his head in denial.
" .Sam anyone would be lucky to have your attention man" Blaine said
"Dude, no girl EVER has rejected my white chocolate moves! It´s embarrassing" Sam said covering his face with his hands. "I´m doomed"
"Hey, don´t worry bud, it´s ok all we gotta do is find a way to "bring your sexy back" Blaine said and suddenly an idea hit him in the face. He went took control of the stage again and he took Sam with him along with the rest of his Warbler friends.
Blaine and the warblers along with Sam make a boy band like line up and beging doing a sexy Timberlake like choreography.
Blaine: I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.Warblers: Take 'em to the bridgeSam starts taking off his jacket with his sexy moves and the girls who began ignoring him start looking at him. Blaine and Puck are very entertained.
Sam: Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this wayWarblers:Take 'em to the chorusSam: Come here girl
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: Come to the back
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: VIP
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: Drinks on me
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: Let me see what you're twerking with
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: Look at those hips
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: You make me smile
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: Go ahead child
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: And get your sexy on
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with itSam: Get your sexy on
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
[Repeat 6 times]Sam: Get your sexy on
The warblers begin doing some sexy stylish moves in cascade
The Warblers: I'm bringing sexy back
Them other fuckers don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
'Cause you're burning up I gotta get it fastSam: Take 'em to the bridge
Sam gets the girls on stage and they all start dancing with him and the rest of the warblers
Sam: Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this waySam: Come here girl
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: Come to the back
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: VIP
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: Drinks on me
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: Let me see what you're twerking with
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: Look at those hips
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: You make me smile
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: Go ahead child
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: And get your sexy on
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with itSam: Get your sexy on
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
[Repeat 6 times]
Blaine gets off the stage and goes where Puck and Finn are.
Finn just watches but Blaine manages to convince Puck to make some dirty dance movesBlaine: I'm bringing sexy back
You mother fuckers watch how I attack
If that's your girl you better watch your back
Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a factWarblers: Take 'em to the chorus
Sam: Come here girl
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: Come to the back
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: VIP
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: Drinks on me
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: Let me see what you're twerking with
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: Look at those hips
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: You make me smile
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: Go ahead child
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
Sam: And get your sexy on
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with itSam: Get your sexy on
Blaine: Go ahead, be gone with it
"Best night ever!" Blaine said throwing his fists in the air.