A/N- Hello, my dear readers. Of course, I have a huge apology to you all. I'm SO sorry! I got caught up in my other story and totally forgot about this! Sorry! The Espada's Misadventures is back on! And as a present for your agonizingly long waiting, I will upload FOUR NEW CHAPTERS! Now, the moment you've all been waiting on... Grimmjow and Ulquiorra's Prank!

Disclaimer- Really, what's the point? We all know damn well Tittie{LMAO} Kubo is not about to write Fanfiction about his own show! But if he did... I wonder what it would be like? Probably no yaoi.. T_T But I don't own Bleach.

Now, I have been watching Bleach lately, and has got a new character added into my list of Favorite Characters From Bleach(FCFB)... *Drum Roll*... Szayel Apporo Granz! Ugh, I'm doing too much rambling, I'm sure all of you are saying 'GET TO THE FUCKING STORY!' I will... AFTER I say this one thing. I will be accepting ideas and even OC Arrancars for some inspiration from now on. All right then, on with the funny!

Warning- Um, how can I say this? There will be... um... just know Laxatives are involved. If you don't know what they are, look them up...

Chapter 6- The Grand Finale! ^_^

All of the Espada has pranked/ tried to prank Gin and Harribel, except for Grimmjow and Ulquiorra. One would think that the fourth Espada would not partake in such 'childish' activities, but think again. The burns, that are now healed, that he suffered were severe, so as childish as it seems, he wants revenge from Harribel. And Grimmjow, being the animal he is has been itching to unleash Hell upon Gin. So, the two paired up to deliver the devastating pranks. Currently, all of the Espada were in the Conference Room, called by Aizen.

"Welcome brothers and sisters... and Szayel." Aizen said casually. Szayel scoffed at this, Aizen smirked.

"Aizen, do you have to do that every meeting?" Szayel asked, fuming.

"Now, you are here so we can discuss something extremely important." Aizen said, ignoring Szayel and not smiling anymore and tone dead serious. Everyone was paying close attention now. "I have some very disturbing news, which has made me think twice about what we should do. I went to the World of the Living, and got our fortune told... It turns out, we ALL are going to die by the hands of the captains of the Soul Society... and Ichigo Kurosaki." Aizen said, scowling at his coffee. All of the Espada's eyes widened.

"That's bullshit Aizen!" Nnoitra yelled.

"I highly doubt that, Lord Aizen." Szayel said calmly.

"What's the point of all of this if we're going to die then?" Stark said while yawning.

"Lord Aizen." The room silenced after Harribel spoke. Aizen, still scowling at his coffee, stayed silent, signaling her to continue.

"If what you say is true, then show us proof of this." Harribel declared smartly. Everyone agreed in protest. Aizen's face softened, and all eyes were on him.

Aizen POV

I wasn't expecting this at all. Harribel HAS to be the damn smartass about everything... I would use my sword, but even I don't know how the hell this thing works.. I just go with it. I have to use the 'I Am The Lord Mode' on them. I raised my spiritual pressure a little, but to them, it was immense.

"Do you doubt my judgment, Tia Harribel? After I saved you from getting killed in that desert, you doubt my judgment?" I said coldly. All of them were on their knees except for Gin. I killed Tousen ages ago, what good is a man who 'claims' he is blind, and every word spoken from his mouth is 'Justice'. So, I decided to do him justice and kill him.

"L-Lord A-A-zen" Aaroneiro begged.

Hm. I was lost in my musings. I lowered my spiritual pressure back to normal, gasps everywhere in the room. Come to think of it, how the hell to pronounce that jars' name anyway? And the so-called 'Lord of Hueco Mundo', Barragan Louis. And that Szayel Apporo Granz... what the hell was Tite Kubo thinking when he was naming these Espada?

"Aizen, are you alright?" Gin asked, stepping up.

"Yes, yes, Gin. I am fine. And I have an order. We shall have a tournament, an all-out fight between us, something to spare the time. Follow me." I flash stepped away from Las Noches, holding my tea, and everyone followed suit.

"This shall be training for you. You shall be on teams. No killing each other, and here is the one's that will fight." I declared. When Grimmjow and Ulquiorra told me to stall, I wasn't expecting to have so much fun with this. Might as well torture Harribel in the process. Do you know how much hair gel I had to RESTOCK because of that water? This kind of hair takes time to shape!

"The teams are Espadas Number one, two, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, and Yammy, against Tia Harribel."

"WHAT?" Harribel shouted.

"GO!" I declared. The Espada took no time to start attacking her. This will be fun. Wait, where's Gin? I looked around, I didn't see a trace of him. So I searched for his spiritual energy, and there he is. He ran, clever bastard.

"Espada! Gin Ichimaru has entered the tournament on Tia's side, he went that way." I said, pointing to the west. Stark shot off in the direction. I sipped at my tea, actually... I am not sure what this is. How the hell do we get tea in the middle of nowhere...

Meanwhile with Ulquiorra and Grimmjow in the Human World...

They were walking the streets of Karakura Town in their gigais, Grimmjow was trying to find something to use on Gin. Ulquiorra was just tagging along, for he already has a prank for Harribel. Aizen created clones of them with that sword of his.

"Grimmjow? Ulquiorra?" An oh so familiar voice yelled out in panic from behind them. They recognized him instantly. Ichigo Kurosaki. Ulquiorra quickly thought of an excuse.

"So you know my twin brother? And might I ask who are you?" Ulquiorra asked casually. Ichigo was dumbstruck, he really didn't know what to do right now. Grimmjow went along with it and walked up to the orange haired boy, with a 'friendly' smile on his face, and stuck out his hand.

"The name's, uh,-" Grimmjow, being the idiot he was, couldn't think of a name. Ulquiorra walked up and helped him.

"His name is John Jaggerjaques, and my name is Ulkira Schiffer. We are both twins of the Espada. Aizen forbid us from Hueco Mundo because we wanted to use our powers for the good of the world." Ulquiorra said nonchalantly. Grimmjow couldn't believe what he was hearing right now. After about an hour of staring, Ichigo finally took this in.

"I guess I should believe you since you haven't tried to kill me yet. Ichigo. Ichigo Kurosaki." He said, taking Grimmjow's hand. Both Espada were dying inside right now, here is their most hated enemy, and they couldn't kill him!

"So, Ichigo, you wouldn't know something good for a prank would you?" Grimmjow asked.

"A prank? Take these youngsters." An old, gruffly voice asked from behind them. The old man pulled out a box of something, and put it in Grimmjow's hand. Ulquiorra raised an eyebrow.

"What is that?" Ulquiorra asked. The old man with an impossibly long beard laughed.

"Trust me boys, it is the ultimate prank for someone. Get them to drink it or eat it, and it will dissolve in the water, then sit back and watch the results." The old man walked off.

"Well, I have to get back to the house. Maybe I'll see you some time again, Grimmjow?" Ichigo said, but with a hidden meaning behind it that Ulquiorra noticed.

"All right, Ichigo. See you soon." Grimmjow said. Ichigo smiled, a little too happily for Ulquiorra.

"Here's my number, if you want anything," Ichigo got in Grimmjow's ear. "Anything you want, call me. I'll give it up to you, any way you like." Ichigo whispered in his ear. Ulquiorra didn't like this at all.

"Grimmjow, we have to go home, also. Now." Ulquiorra said, almost losing his composure. Ichigo scowled at Ulquiorra, and waved his last goodbye before walking off, with a little pep in his step. Grimmjow had no clue what just happened.

"Ulquiorra, what the hell did he give me his number for?" Grimmjow asked, completely lost. Ulquiorra was steaming mad, for reasons HE doesn't even know...yet.

"Let's just go."

Back in Hueco Mundo...

Harribel and Gin had gotten beaten up... badly. Just what Aizen wanted. After almost destroying the entire damn world with fighting Harribel, who held her own until the Ressurecions started coming, all of the Espada were in their respective rooms, Grimmjow and Ulquiorra were in Aizen's throne room.

"I am curious to see what you have up your sleeves." Aizen admitted. Something he wouldn't admit, though, is that he got a rush from watching Gin and Tia being pummeled, and would give anything to see it again.

"Where is Gin and Harribel?" Ulquiorra asked.

"Gin and Harribel has... sustained injuries and are in their rooms." Aizen explained. The sixth and fourth Espada exchanged glances.

"Lord Aizen, would you like to experience first-hand what we are about to do?" Ulquiorra asked while bowing. Aizen LOVED this idea.

"Very well."

"Oh, and one more thing. We will need a cup of tea and your authority." The blue haired Espada added. Aizen nodded and floated from his throne all godly and over dramatic-like. They were off to raise Hell.

Harribel POV

I'm in pain. SO much pain. I can't even move, even my mouth is stuck in place. That fight was wrong on so many degrees I can't name them all.

Knock Knock

I wonder who that could be? Probably a servant to come heal... me? I mustered enough energy to move my mouth, but no sound came out. Aizen, Grimmjow, and Ulquiorra were standing over me! What's going on?

"You must never speak of this to anyone." Ulquiorra said coldly to the others. He straddled my hips and got directly in my face! What is he about to do?

Regular POV

A blood curdling scream echoed through Las Noches as Aizen and Grimmjow walked out of Harribel's room shakily, eyes wide as saucers and mouths dropped to the floor in horror. Ulquiorra walked out of the room, looking completely unfazed.

"Never speak of this to anyone. Ever. Now let us go pay a visit to Gin." Ulquiorra said in his usual voice. Grimmjow and Aizen could only nod and follow him.

Gin POV

Ugh. So much pain. I never been in this much since me and Toshiro got kinky and-

Knock Knock

Hm. Must be a servant bringing me medicine. I can't move, so-! Aizen Grimmjow, and Ulquiorra? What are they doing here?

"Gin, drink this. It will help you heal your wounds." Grimmjow said as he brought cup of something to my mouth. I could do nothing but drink it. After I downed it, they were still standing in my room...

"Grimmjow, how many laxatives did you put in it?" Aizen asked him. Grimmjow smirked.

"Well, it was a 100 pill box, so I put ALL of them inside that one cup of tea." Grimmjow said, cackling. Aizen's eyes widened.

"Do you know what Laxatives do?" Aizen asked, because clearly Gin is now a bomb waiting to blow!

"Some old man said sit back and watch the show, he didn't say what they do..." Grimmjow explained.

LAXATIVES? 100 OF THEM? Oh, no. I feel it coming! I can't move! No!

!

Outside Gin's Room

"Son of a bitch! That's nasty as fuck!" Grimmjow yelled.

"That was rather... repulsive." Ulquiorra commented, covering his nose.

"Get used to it, because with those wounds that he has sustained, he will be in bed for three to five months. And with those laxatives you gave him, I'm positive that there will be a waterfall of... *cough* fecal matter." Aizen said, but then he remembered something.

"Ulquiorra, shall we check up on Harribel?" Aizen asked. Surprisingly, a small smirk appeared on his face.

"I have now traumatized her with that image. It will forever be etched in her brain."

4 Months Later... Harribel...

No one has seen Harribel or Gin since Ulquiorra/Grimmjow paid a visit to them. Let's pay them a visit, shall we?

In Harribel's Room

Harribel is lying on her side in fetal position, shaking and crying like crazy.

"What did he do to you?" I asked her. She turned away from me.

"H-H-H-He-He... l-looked a-a-at me, and-and... t-tilted his head. T-then it happened..."

"What happened?"

"He-He-... smiled so wide I saw all of his teeth!"

"I-I'll go now..."

THE END OF THIS ARC

I had SO much fun typing this for you! Hope you liked it. I will also be featuring a question or two on the end of these chapters. And maybe some stupid/random stuff. Just for the hell of it.

1-My birthday is June 28, and I am thinking about buying Bleach: Soul Ressurecion. What are your opinions on that game?

2-Do you think Byakuya vs. Ulquiorra would be a good fight? [I think it would be SO badass!]

3-Gin vs. Tousen who will win in a real battle, bankai and all?

Random Stuff- When Hitsugaya did that flower thing on my girl, Harribel, couldn't she have just... I don't know. Go inside a building so the snow wouldn't touch her... or something?

And what the hell is up with that fight anyway? Before she Ressurecion-ed, she cut THROUGH his Bankai and that one sword slice shot him into the ground. When she Ressurecion-ed, it seemed like she got weaker, right? I mean she could take him on without even transforming! What happened?

Read and Review please (The questions are optional)