Shojonohikari: Hey guys. How have you been? Well I have finally decided to commit to updating so hopefully if I don't get lazy or if my muse doesn't disappear again I can update faster than I have been. So yeah … enjoy.

12 Ways to Kill Sasuke

Plan 5 Swarm him with Insects

Shino's Point Of View

Previously…

"Fine Shikamaru, if your so smart then you decide who goes next."

"Alright then, I pick…" He paused and took a look around the room " Shino."

"Alright, I'll go, but don't get mad if I fail because I'm not going to try very hard. I don't care about Sasuke." Shino got up and walked toward the door.

"Aw, c'mon Shino, you can do it!" Kiba cheered him on.

Suddenly Hinata walked in with a tray and asked who wants snacks.

"I DO!" I said.

But sadly I couldn't even touch them. "NOOOO!!, Shikamaru you gotta do something. If I don't get my physical being back soon I won't be able to eat. If I don't eat soon I'll starve!"

"I doubt that ghosts can starve, and what do you expect me to do anyway?"

I sobbed for a little while and then left. "I'm going to go find ghost food." Everyone stared at me funny as I walked out the door.

Now…

Chouji left the house like some kind of idiot. Oh well I don't care. This will probably be a very short explanation, because I don't usually talk that much, if you didn't notice.

So anyway, instead of talking about the normal crap that everyone else likes to blab about before they actually tell their dumb stories, I'm just gonna tell you my plan and then what happened.

Is that okay with everyone? Well then again you have absolutely no say in the matter because this is my chapter and I will say whatever I want.

So anyway this was my plan. I was going to go up to Sasuke and attack him with a swarm of African Killer Bees. They are considered killer because they have poison in their stingers. If just one had stung Sasuke he would have been dead within hours, but if a whole swarm stung him he would have died almost instantly.

To bad it didn't work out that way…

I waited until Sasuke was alone in his apartment. I released the bees immediately and they all began to attack him.

Suddenly he used his sharingan. He took a quick look around and I suspected that he saw me hiding under the window sill.

I didn't pay any attention to it and as he continued to look around I noticed something weird. The bees hadn't completely surrounded him yet and they looked like they were slowly turning around, straight towards me.

I was about to run, knowing what happened to everyone else, but I started to get cocky and thought that I could control them like always, even though that didn't work for the ghosts back at the Hyuuga house.

I stood up from my hiding place under the window.

"Shino?" He was definitely confused.

Suddenly the bees flew fast and swarmed around me. They completely surrounded me and I tried to back away. I felt sting after sting. It hurt bad. I fainted to the ground and as I fell I heard Sasuke slam his window shut completely ignoring me.

I laid their for a while knowing that this was the end and also wondering what the hell Shikamaru was thinking sending me.

When I returned…

"Well Shikamaru, so u think Shino was the right choice now?" Naruto questioned as I sulked in the corner, not willing to show my face to anyone.

"Don't worry Naruto, my plan is just getting started."

"Well then that means you want to keep picking?"

"Yep, and I pick Lee."

"Ya here that Lee your up." Naruto encouraged him.

"WHAT?! ME?! Oh I am honored Shikamaru-kun! I will do my best to not fail you." He said shaking Shikamaru's hand. "First I must start training. I will be practicing my Taijutsu for the next few hours but fear not, for I will be back tomorrow earlier than anyone else."

"Um, that's not necessary Lee really." Shikamaru reasoned.

"No." Lee held up his hand. "I must. I am off!" and with that the idiot left the house.

Shojonohikari: Sorry if that was a little short. I was kind of uninspired when I came up with the Shino chapter. I will try harder for Lee. BAIBAI.