A/N: Hey y'all! Thanks for voting so here is the Chaos story :) This is more of a parody of a chaos story. I'm basing it off of PJ's Savior Chaos story since it was the first Chaos story I ever read. It was great :)
Hey, since a crossover will be soon, what would you like a crossover with?
Maximum Ride?
Gallagher Girls?
Alex Rider?
Kane Chronicles?
Anything else? I've gotten Avatar the last air bender too. So, tell me what ya think! ^.^
Thanks to PJ Savior and Silver Moon Huntress :D
Chapter 6
This Story is Chaos, seriously! Part 1
Nico began his horrifying tale of how he discovered Fanfiction. "I was visiting Hazel at Camp Jupiter when Reyna stopped me. She had a lap top in her hands. So, she asked me if any of the demigods at Camp Half-Blood had read something called Fanfiction. I told her I hadn't and she showed me the type of Fanfictions there were. Pairings, Chaos stories, OC stories, limes, lemons-" Nico shuddered at the word. Percy had been curious for a long time about what a lemon was. "-and the worst story of all."
Grover gulped, "Um, what was this worst story of all?"
Nico shook his head. "I-It's not common on here, but if you come across it...turn away. That is my final warning to you about Fanfiction."
"What happened to Reyna? Is she ok?" Rachel asked.
"I'm not sure."
Octavian pondered, "Now, thinking about it, Reyna did mysteriously disappear for a few days. How long ago did you speak to Reyna?"
"Last week." Nico answered, "Is she ok now?"
Octavian frowned, "Yeah, but she must of read something terrible about me because she always gave me these weird looks. I wonder what she read."
Nico was silent. He knew exactly what story traumatized Reyna. It was part of the worst stories of all time. So, disgusting yet SO many reviews! How? Nico and Reyna would never know. Honestly, he didn't want to know.
Clarisse rolled her eyes, "Well, I'm going to change the stories. There was something called a Chaos story and it looked interesting."
Nico smiled, "Chaos stories are good, but some are very, um, fucked up."
Leo grinned, "Well, it can't be worse than what we have already read!"
Still eating her slice of pizza, Clarisse scrolled through the stories until she found the Chaos story she saw earlier. She read the summary,
Commander of Chaos!
By: AnnedaughterofZeus
Thalia peeked her head out out of the hallways and into the living room where everyone was sitting eating pizza. "I heard my dad's name. What messed up story are y'all reading now?" She asked.
Thalia made her way to the group and picked up a slice of pizza.
"You feeling better?" Annabeth asked.
"Yes! A million times better! But, I'm ready to tackle more Fanfiction!" In a way, Thalia sounded way to perky.
"We're reading a Chaos story." Percy said.
Thalia took the laptop from Clarisse and finished reading the summary.
Summary: 3 years. 3 years since Percy was betrayed by everyone he loved. Now, the world is falling apart and looks like everyone will need Percy to be a hero…again. Not if his jerky brother gets in the way. Lemon PercyxOC
Percy grimaced, "I have a feeling I'm going to hate this jerky brother."
Thalia smiled, "Well, lets get to reading."
"Ok, before we read this story let me look up what a lemon is." Percy said.
Octavian snorted, "You don't know what a lemon is?"
"A Lemon in Fanfiction." Percy growled. Octavian was really pissing him off. Percy opened up a new tab, went to google, and typed in what a lemon is in Fanfiction. "Ok, it's a-"
Percy stopped talking and tears rolled down his face. "Percy, what's wrong?!" Annabeth asked. Percy put his face in his hands.
"You remember that story we read about Chiron and Thalia being in love?"
Thalia shuddered at the story. "Yeah, what about it?"
"The summary said it was a lemon….. Oh my gods you and Chiron had sex! YOU HAD SEX WITH A HORSE!" Percy was wailing at this point.
Thalia fainted. Nico smirked, "One down. Who's next?"
Grover ran to the bathroom and threw up. Leo choked on his pizza and Rachel had to give him the Heimlich Maneuver. Frank sat on the couch, knees tucked in and rocking back and forth chanting, "It's not real. It's not real."
"Thalia, you horse fucker!" Percy wailed, "How could you!?"
Annabeth suddenly fainted. Everyone else looked incredibly sick. It was right at that moment Sally Jackson, well Sally Blofis, walked in and saw the scene before her.
"Percy, what's going on here?! Why are you crying?!" Sally asked her son frantically.
"Lemons! Oh my gods, the lemons!" Percy wailed.
Sally saw the distressed and passed out demigods on her couch. What was going on? Sally picked up her cellphone and called her husband, Paul.
"Hey honey, what's up?" Paul greeted her.
Sally but her lip nervously. "Um, there's a emergency back at the house. A major one."
*(Mount Olympus)*
Ares laughed, "Hahahaha! Jackson's freak out is the best thing I've ever seen!"
Aphrodite laughed, "Yeah sending that computer with Fanfiction was the best prank we've pulled in years." She turned her attention to Zeus, who was trying hard not to laugh. "I'm ashamed to know you set up that story about Thalia and Chiron. It's so immature."
Apollo smiled, "Look, we were all bored. It's just a harmless prank. They'll be fine, I promise. It isn't the first time this has happened and it sure as heck won't be the last."
Ares raised a eyebrow. "Are you sure? Those kids look pretty messed up."
Zeus snorted, "They'll be fine. What's the worse that could happen?"
"They loose their sanity and march up to Mount Olympus, completely brainwashed by those stories and try to destroy us. Nothing bad." Apollo said.
Hera sighed as she saw the gods huddled around the screen watching their kids freak out. She did have to admit it was pretty entertaining.
*( The Next Morning)*
Bacon.
Percy loved bacon….
Percy sat up and realized he was in his bed. The clothes from yesterday were still on him. Everything came flooding back to him. The Fanfiction, the fainting, the lemons. Oh gods the horror!
Percy left his room and went into the living room where his mom, Paul, and everyone else from yesterday were eating breakfast and sitting in front of the computer.
"Percy, Annabeth told me what happened." Sally said to her son. She grimaced, "That must be….awful."
Frank nodded, "It's awful, but I have a strange desire to read more."
Everyone murmured in agreement. Thalia cleared her throat and began to read the Chaos story that they didn't get to read yesterday.
A/N: Welcome to my Chaos fic! It's not a ordinary one-
"It seems like I've read several different stories that say the same thing. It's a Chaos story, but different." Nico commented.
and there will be PercyxOC! So, enjoy :)
3 years.
3 years since she betrayed me.
3 years since everyone betrayed me.
"Emo much?" Thalia teased.
It was a nice summer day when I finally returned to Camp Half-Blood. I had just finished up a mission for Athena and the goddess gave her approval for me to take Annabeth's hand in marriage. I had the ring bought and everything. I was ready to propose.
"Awww! Percy, you got me a ring?" Annabeth blushed.
"Um, don't get your hopes up Annabeth…. Anything Goes In Fanfiction." Grover said.
I came to the lake where I saw her sitting….
With my half-brother Alfred.
Alfred came to the camp a week ago and was immidately claimed by Poiseden and deemed his favorite son. Alfred keeps stealing my thunder and he's tried to make everyone at camp hate me!
He convinced Nico I back stabbed Bianca-
Percy was outraged. Whoever this Alfred character was, he wanted to kick his ass! He would have never back stabbed Bianca. Nico knows that, right?
killed Juniper then Grover blamed it on me when in reality it was all Alfred!
Grover choked back a sob. "Juniper?"
And Alfred stole Thalia's bow and blamed it on me! He was the hero and I was hated by everyone. What the hell?! I killed Kronos for gods sake!
"Quit whining like a bitch Percy and kick his ass." Clarisse told him.
"If this was real, Alfred would be dead right now." Percy said.
I listened in on their conversation.
"Oh Alfred, I love you better than stupid Percy." Annabeth said.
Alfred smiled and placed a hand on her cheek. "I love you too. So, will you break up with him?"
Annabeth nodded and smiled, "Yeah. Tonight I will."
"Why would you cheat on Alfred with Percy?! Are you on crack Annabeth?" Leo asked in disgust.
"No! I wouldn't cheat on Percy. This story is bull!" Annabeth sent a sharp glance at Grover. "Don't say it."
Grover smiled like a innocent child. "Say what?"
"You know."
"Anything goes in Fanfiction, Annabeth. Anything." Grover whispered.
"Annabeth, how could you?!" I yelled at her. "How could you cheat on me!?"
"I-Im sorry Percy, but I love Alfred more."
Not being able to take it I ran away.
"This is almost as tragic as Twilight!" Rachel exclaimed.
Octavian snorted, "This is almost as funny as a Will Ferrel movie."
Sally and Paul shared a look and shook their heads. No comment from these two.
I ran out of Camp Half-Blood and into the woods. I needed to get back home. But, when I made it home I found out my mom and Paul were killed in a plane crash. It's like Zeus hated me!
Paul blanched. "Why do we have to die?"
"You're minor characters." Nico said.
Paul sighed in defeat. "Ok that's fair."
I stayed out on the streets, completely alone.
That is until Chaos found me.
A/N: Next chapter will be up soon! Thanks!
"That wasn't terrible. It's kind of interesting." Rachel said.
"Yes, it's not terrible that Percy's dick of a step brother killed Juniper, told lies, and put me under some spell that made me cheat on Percy." Annabeth remarked sarcastically.
Nico laughed, "Reyna and I have read this type of story before. You're just portrayed as a whore and cheated on Percy. That's it."
Leo smiled, hoping to change the topic. "So, um, next chapter?"
There was a knock on the door. Octavian opened it and Jason and Piper came in.
"Hey guys. What's going on?" Piper asked nervously as she noticed all the tired demigods.
Everyone's eyes gleamed in mischief. Now it was Piper and Jason's turn for torture.
A/N: Ok, this was a shortened version of PJ Savior's Chaos story. Thank you again! So, the gods are behind Fanfiction? Interesting xD
Next chapter it's lemon time! Ha, JK. I've only read 3 lemons and two made me traumatized for life ._. I'm not writing one, but they will get close to reading one LOL!
So, I hope you enjoyed. P.S. I got a snowflake teddy bear today and I named him Alfred F. Jones ;) yay!
Updated: 12/2/12