A.N- (We decided to write these chapters online, it's so much quicker to write this way! As usual Sasha and I are having a random banter on the computer, thought you might want to read it :) )
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
random talkies startes now!
shashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
okay wierd banter from....
NOW
LOOOOOOOL
Anyway.
i dunno what to say.
i have run out of random banter.
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
ummm hello.
no, you are made of randomness so you cant be out of it.
shashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
OMG WAIT!
WAIT!
Okay!
i have some banter.
listen to what my mum received about me:
'sasha has been working very hard in chemistry this year and i am proud to say that this resulted in an A*. however her practical use of equipment could be improved as i found when she worked with one of her friends i was very unimpressed. please could you talk to her about the situation;
BLOOMIN CHEEK.
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
lmao so i hope this friend is not me :/
we failed that experiment
shashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
LOOL it probably will be
ahh :') that experiment was legend
'why isn't it workng sara?!'
'did you add the thiosulphate???'
'erm....the what?'
-sara and james laugh hysterically at sasha-
you guys suck
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
he was so angry at us, but its your fault for not adding the catalysts lol, then the next time you added to much, it was like 2 seconds when it was supposed to be a minute
we should never mix the pretty colours up again
shashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
LOOL
but it was FUN
we will never work with james again its that simple
hey there delilah whats it like in new york city (8)
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
haha he just keeps drifting over to us
why isnt orla in our class to distract him
shashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
to behonest, he has no faith in us
(sir that is)
this is vair true
he just sits there and annoys me instead -_-
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
when she let me in physics he kept distracting us!!! like anoyingly with a pyramid of chairs
lol if its not james, its frankie
cant believe he called you a trollop
well he thought it meant frumpy
but he did say meaner things :/
shashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
I CANNOT BELIEVE HE CALLED ME A TROLLOP PIECE OF SHIT ON THEBOTTOM OF HIS SHOE BITCH
what a skank
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
lol poor you
haha french was amusing today
nessa and i kept doing french and italian accents
shashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
LOOOOL
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
and we were doing this excercises on the computer and there was this one called my boyfriend so of course I went "I'm going to do my boyfriend" and then they all stared at me weirdly, i got it after a minute and then everything i said was examined for sexual innuendos :/
emily kept singing "it's amore" and sir walked up behind her and said "yes it seems like this excercise is too hard for you" i mean he was like standing right behind us, it was so creepy.
shashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
lunch was SOOOOO funny today, i was sat there watching james and amar fight :')
okay i think we should start the chapter now
shashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
im sure people are bored of our banter
~*~§AЯA~*~ says:
okay i agree
btw i named the chapter can you feel the love tonight
felt it was appropriate
Chapter 6- Can you feel the love tonight.
Bella- Ouch, you stood on my foot!
Edward- Well if your foot stayed out of my way we would not be having this problem now, would we?
Bella- I believe we would, your foot has foot radar! It is after me!
Edward- I think there must be lack of oxygen in here because you're...
Bella- ...making me breathless. Yeah heard it all before.
Edward- No I was going to say crazy but if you crave my affection that much just carry on thinking that. It's dark in here.
Bella- No shit Sherlock. 'Cause cupboard are known for their spacious areas and bright, airy atmosphere, especially their great lighting conditions.
Edward - You know it's not MY fault we are in here?
Bella - Yes it is.
Edward - No its not.
Bella- Yes it is.
Edward - NO IT ISNT!
Bella - You have anger issues.
Edward - NO I DO NOT!
Bella – You're like an angry lil...kitten.
Edward - Kitten??
Bella - Yes. You think you're scary. But you're not
-Edward glares-
Bella - SEE. YOU LOOK LIKE A TWAT YET YOU THINK YOU'RE SCARY!
Edward - You annoy me.
Bella- Good! I see the feeling is mutual.
Edward- You hate me?
Bella- Welll....to be perfectly honest...OF COURSE!
Edward- Why?
Bella- Umm let's see...you may have tried to run me over with your car!
Edward- Like Emmett pointed out, I was unsuccessful.
Bella- Well I'm so sorry you didn't succeed. Maybe next time I will just lie down on the road so that you can try again.
Edward- If you insist.
Bella - You're horrible
-Walks to corner-
Edward - You know walking away from me isn't very effective in a cupboard.
Bella – I hadn't noticed.
Edward - Oh well you see this is a small area, which confines you to...
Bella - I KNOW I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
Edward - WELL SORRY FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO UNDERSTAND YOUR WIT!
Bella - Aww you think I'm witty?
Edward- Of course not. I was being sarcastic.
Bella- You can't out sarcasm me! I'm English!
Edward- And I'm Edward.
Bella- Your point...
Edward- I am superior to that little mind which cannot comprehend the amaziness that I possess in every single cell of my body.
-Bella guffaws-
Edward- -glares- Did you guffaw at me?
Bella- Yes, seems like your cells are made out of bullshit rather than "amaziness". Wow comprehend that dumbass!
Edward - I have noticed you swear a lot. I find that offensive.
Bella - Well I find your face offensive.
Edward - That wasn't a very nice thing to say.....
Bella - Meh.
Edward -...
Bella - Have left you speechless?
Edward – No, shut up.
Bella - Make me.
Edward - ARGH YOU'RE SO ANNOYING.
Bella - That's what she said.
Edward - eh?
Bella -You know what I mean -wiggles eyebrows suggestively-
Edward - Erm no I don't actually.
Bella- Are you gay then?
Edward- NO!
Bella- I don't mind. I'm not homophobic. You can tell me –pats shoulder reassuringly-
Edward- I'm not! I like women!
Bella- -sighs- Edward, honesty is always the best policy.
Edward- I am being honest.
Bella- Well it makes sense if you are gay. Explains why you are so hot yet you haven't got a girlfriend –gasps in shock and covers mouth-
Edward- -smirks in his true hot way- Hot?
Bella- -stammers- yeah ummm, hot...as in temperature, do you have a fever? SWINE FLU!
Edward - Don't change the subject, you think I'm hot?
Bella - -hangs head- well yes....but you're still an ass.
Edward - But a HOT one
Bella - Shut up!
Edward- So why don't you have a boyfriend, EH?
Bella - Well....cos like. Yeah shut up.
Edward- Wellllll are you gunna tell me or not?
Bella - It's no big deal! No one has asked me out...ANYWAY I MOVED HERE LIKE YESTERDAY GIVE ME A CHANCE!
Edward - you're a lezzy init?
Bella - Don't talk chav mate you can't pull it off.
Edward - Well you're too sweet to be chavvy.
Bella - ...
Edward - WAIT NO I MEAN ERM...
Bella- Sweet, eh?
Edward- No, well so are dogs.
Bella- -gasps- Did you just call me a bitch!!!
Edward- -looks shocked- No! I meant that...
Bella- That I'm a female dog!!!
Edward- No, Dogs are sweet too but they can vicious and...
Bella- Vicious! What am I! A scary dog that needs to be avoided in case I bite you and have rabies! Is that what I am to you! A rabid bitch!
Edward- No they're vicious when they need to be but beautiful and sweet –Edward clasps hands over mouth in shocked manner-
Bella- Oh I see.... -Bella gasps- beautiful and sweet?
Edward- Yeah well...that's dogs, you on the hand....
Bella- Don't avoid the subject. You think I'm beautiful and sweet?
Edward- PFFFT AHAHAHHAHA. Well. Erm. Yeah.
Bella - awwwwww
Edward - Is that's all you have to say?
Bella – awwwwwwwww.
Edward – Erm.
Bella – .
Edward - You can stop now...
Bella- .
Edward - Ahaha. Erm. Yeah so how long do you think we will be stuck in here?
Bella - Well its Sasha and Sara who locked us in. Could be weeks.
Edward -But I have a hairdresser's appointment.
Bella - Could you be any more gay?
Edward- Yes, but I'm not, so hah!
Bella- Who knows, you could be.
Edward- But I'm not.
Bella- Prove it.
-Edward pulls Bella towards him and kisses her-
-They pull away out of breath-
Bella- I didn't mean like that.
Edward- You practically dared me.
Bella- Well I didn't in so many words.
Edward- Admit you enjoyed it.
Bella- Welll....
Edward- Admit it.
Bella- Fine I did, but I would have enjoyed it more if I knew if you were thinking about a guy or not.
Edward – I'm not gay.
Bella - But I don't believe you.
Edward - How can I prove it to you?
Bella - Do you own any handbags?
Edward- No....
Bella - So you won't mind me looking in your room then?
Edward - YOU ARE NOT GOING IN MY ROOM!
Bella - ALRIGHT ALRIGHT. Don't hit me with your handbag JEEEEESH.
Edward- I DON'T OWN A HANDBAG!
Bella- GOD OKAY CALM DOWN!
-Edward calms self down-
Bella - So.....who were you thinking about when you kissed me?
Edward - Just this girl...she pisses me off...but I like her.
-Bella slumps shoulders-
Bella- Oh...she sounds nice.
Edward- I didn't even describe her to you.
Bella- Yeah but still...anyone that you like has to be great isn't it.
Edward- She is.
Bella- See!
Edward- But the thing is I like her but I'm not sure if she likes me.
Bella- Awww. Boo hoo. Cry me a river. What is up with people. Be a man and tell her. Stop pining over her like some lovesick fool! I hate people like that. If you just stand around watching her like some stalker but not doing anything about it well then...you're just more stupid than I thought and that is like twig intelligence. Although I think twigs are rather big geniuses, lying there in wait to trip the next person up, muahahhahahaha, evilly genius. Back to what I was telling you...Man up and tell her or I will lose what little respect I have for you!
Edward- You respect me?
Bella- I said LITTLE respect. JUST FUCKING TELL HER!
Edward- I just did.
Bella- OOOO WHERE IS SHE??
Edward - You're the only person in here...
Bella - So you texted her?
Edward- No....
Bella- Well then how did you tell her?
Edward- ...
Bella- OOOO WAIT!
A.N- Dun dun dunnnnnnn! We left cliff-hanger. Watch as the story dangles from a cliff with Sasha and I laughing manically at its peril, muahahahhaha.
Review and then MAYBE we shall move the story to a safer destination like a train road track and tie it there like in those cool black and white films.
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