Me: Okay everyone; it has been a while since the last chapter of My Little Mokuba. I've been really busy with Battle Galaxy, school, and two stories that I have in the works; one is a My Little Dashie story for Christmas. The other is a Skylanders and MLP crossover.

Sonic: yeah, yeah, information, let's get on with it

Kaos: Be patience hedgehog, she's going as fast as she can.

Zecora: As much we hate, we got to wait.

Sonic: Say that to the bronies waiting for season five to come out in 2015!

Zecora: Sonic, watch what you say, or else we'll all be in rage!

Discord: Say, is this a chapter or an update?

Me: An update.

The Hair Guy: Attention Duelist! My hair informs me that Chris Christie might sue you for making fun of him in you stories.

Me: He'll never know who writing. Besides, he has lots of bridges to close then to sue a kid still in school just for poetical humor.

Knuckles: If you need us, we'll be in the front room. (Grabs Zatch Bell, Ash, Applebloom, and Mario. Then grabs some wood, hammers, and nails)

Spyro: What's he doing?

Kabia: There are too many cameos in these stories, so… let's board up the house. So we… hey Whoa, WHOA! What are you doing here!?

Spyro: The back door was open.

Amy: I'll go lock that door.

Me: Let's get on with it.

Everyone from The Holy Grail: YES GET ON WITH IT!

Me: Ugh. Kaos do the disclaimer. I need to keep all the cameos out.

Kaos: RainbowDash-the-Hedgehog has no claim or ownership of YuGiOh, YuGiOh the Abridged Series, Annie Get Your Gun, or My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. BEWARE: of an obvious song from an obvious musical. Enjoy the sneak peek!

Discord looked at the Duelists standing in front of him.

"So you guys are looking for Mokuba. I'll give the information if you can beat me in a duel, and I challenge Kabia. If you win, I give you a ride to the country he is in. If not, you'll only get a hint, which wouldn't help that much if you don't know the country."

"Okay you zoo, you're going back to PETA!" Kabia says. His Duel Disk activates, ready for battle.

"You think you can beat me, the spirit of chaos and disharmony!?" Discord snorts.

"You are up against the best duelist in the world. And this week's King of Games." Kabia boasted.

"Whoa Kabia, you are going to be King of Games foe a week after we find your brother!" Yugi says.

"Oh, okay then Yugi."

"After all, the Pharaoh and I am better then you Kabia."

"Yugi is right Seto Kabia, you do suck in many was to be better than us," Yami's voice calls out of the puzzle.

"FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!" Discord cheers. He summoned a lawn chair and popcorn, ready to see that entire needless disharmony. A wave of nostalgia just washed over him.

"Oh you two, you guys are such smartasses," Kabia growls. "A midget and some old guy are better at me. You can't beat me at anything."

"Expect card games, you suck at that," Joey says.

"SHUT UP MOKUBA!"

Yugi: Anything you can do we can do better!

Kabia: HA!

Yami: We can do anything better then you!

Kabia: No, you can't.

Yugi: Yes, we can.

Kabia: No, you can't.

Yugi: Yes, we can.

Kabia: No, you can't.

Yami: Yes, we can, yes we can!

Kabia: Any card you pick, I'll pick it better. Sooner or later I'm better then you

Yami: No you're not

Kabia: Yes I am

Yami: No you're not

Kabia: Yes I am

Yami: No you're not

Kabia: Yes I am, Yes I am. I can give commands while not giving a damn.

Yugi: We got the God card prize…

Yami: …and beaten your Blue Eyes!

Kabia: I can get all sorts of cash.

Yami: That's something you can do?

Kabia: Yes

Yugi: So can Scrooge.

Kabia: Any hotness you own, they belong to me.

Yami: You can see I am way more sexy!

Kabia: No you aren't!

Yami: Yes I am!

Kabia: No you aren't!

Yami: Yes I am!

Kabia: No you aren't!

Yami: Yes I am!

Kabia: No you aren't!

Téa: YES HE IS!

Everyone glared at Téa with an odd gaze.

"You need to keep out this song," Serenity points out.

"Oh shut up, I can do what I want," Téa yelled.

Kabia: Anything game you can play, I can play greater.

Yugi: I can play any game better then you

Kabia: You Don't Know Jack

Yugi: Word Attack

Kabia: The Game of Life

Yugi: That game with a knife.

Kabia: Duel Monsters

Yugi: No you're not, NO YOU'RE NOT!

Kabia: I can say all cruse words, while giving the bird

Yami: I can do it better, and be even sexier.

Kabia: I can cheat at all my duels!

Yami: Without us knowing it?

Kabia: No…

Yugi: You're a cheater, you're sick!

Kabia: Any song you can sing, I can sing better

Yami: We can sing any song better then you.

Kabia: No you can't

Yugi and Yami: yes we can

Kabia: No you c-can't

Yugi and Yami: Yes we ca-an

Kabia: No you ca-a-a-an't

Yami and Yugi: Yes we ca-an. YES WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE can.

During this entire time Discord asks, "How long can he hold it?"

"This is getting far too sexy for me," Téa says.

"Go Yugi and evil demon of the puzzle!" Tristian and Duke cheered.

Yugi and Yami stopped.

"That was about 30 seconds! Nyeh," Joey said.

Kabia: Maybe you CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

"That was something strange," Discord says.

Kabia: Any word you can say, I can say it faster

Yami: We can say anything faster than you.

Kabia: No ya can't

Yami: yes we can

Kabia: NoYou can't

Yami: YesWe can

Kabia: noyoucan't

Yami: yeswecan

Kabia: noyoucan't

Yami: yeswecan

Kabia: I run a company

Yugi: I'm better a comedy

Kabia: I yell at that furry

Joey: HEY!

Yami: I can do that to Yugi

Kabia: I can do most anything.

Yugi: Can win a duel with ease?

Kabia: No

Yami: Nether can we.

Kabia: Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter

Yami: I can sing anything sweeter then you.

Kabia: No, you can't.

Yugi: Yes, we can

Kabia: No-o, you-u-u can't.

Yami: Yes-s, we-e-e can.

Kabia: No-o, you-u ca-an't.

Yami: Yes, we-e-e ca-an.

Kabia: No-o-o, you-u-u ca-an't.

Yami: Ye-e-s-s, we-e-e ca-an.

Kabia: No-o, you-u ca-an't.

Yami: Yes, we-e-e ca-an.

Kabia: No-o-o, you-u-u ca-an't.

Yami: Ye-e-s-s, we-e-e ca-an.

Kabia: No, you just can't, can't!

Yami and Yugi: yes we can, can, can!

Yami, Yugi, and Kabia: No (Yes) You (I) Can't (Can)!

Discord just looked at them. "Great song and all, but are you forgetting about that children's card game we are goanna play?"

Kabia looked at the lord of chaos. "Oh right, it's time to duel!

Me: Okay, that's the update. Hopefully I can get back to this when I am done with A My Little Dashie Christmas Story.

Foxy: Eh why you delay so much, my fair young lady.

Me: AH! ITS FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S CHARACTER! DON'T KILL ME!

Foxy: Eh', I'm not the one to be scare off.

Golden Freddy: It's me!

Kaos, Me, Yugi, and Scootaloo: AHHHHHH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Golden: Give me the new chapter, or else those three characters will shoved into some animatronic suits!

Scootaloo: Oh dear lord!

Yugi: I'm too sexy to die!

Me: I said no villains are allowed.

Bakura: You allowed me, Marik, Frollo, Gaston, Kaos, Discord, and few others in.

Me: You guys are allowed, but the rest is not. And Golden Freddy is not allowed!

Yoshi: You let Chris Christie, The Godfather, and the Spanish Inquisition in.

Me: I never let them in! They brought themselves in. I'm going to guess he got in by using the back door before Amy locked the door

Golden: You're right little lady! Give me the god damn new chapter, or Kaos is going to lose his life!

Me: Oh God damns you! What am I going to do? Uh… how about another sneak peek, and, it's not a song!

Golden: Alright, that'll keep me a tad satisfied. I won't kill these guys…yet.

Me: Alright here is another thing to look forward. Enjoy it if want us to live.

Sonic: Please try to like it!

Kaos: I'm too evil to die!

Luna: Do not fret Kaos; you are not going to perish.

Golden Freddy: Maybe he will…

Me: SHUT UP BEFORE I GET DISCORD TO TRUN YOU INTO HARMLESS BEAR CUB!

"You are a monster GlaDOS! You will pay for annihilating my Weighted Companion Cube!" Applebloom shouted with rage. The Crusaders and Mokuba were playing Portal 2 now. They were in Test Chamber 07, which is quite possibly the only test chamber in the game were one can interact with a Companion Cube. Applebloom got so attached to it; she couldn't bear to leave it. She figured out how to bring it with her. But when she got to the elevator, GlaDOS obliterate when she reached it. She was steaming with non-stop anger. "That heartless machine will die when we and Wheatly reach her lair!'

"Aw Applebloom, it's alright, GlaDOS did say there a warehouses full of those Cubes," Mokuba tried to confront his friend

"But I like mine! And we were watching videos earlier, and we were watching Game Theory! And MatPat said that those cubes we love has human crammed in there! That AI killed another creature that was squared into storage create with pink hearts in them!" Applebloom cried.

Sweetie Belle try to fix this, "Let's play something we're we aren't going to get to close to character."

"So a game without Button Mash," Scootaloo snickered.

"I'm not that close to Button, we are just good friends!" Sweetie growled.

Scootaloo and AB just laughed their heads off.

"No, no, no fool not you, you… there, Portal Master…"

"WHAT!" The Crusaders said with a mix of shock and surprise. Mokuba and the CMC were now playing Skylanders Trap Team because of a 'why the hell not?' reason. They were near the end of the game when the main villain of series, Kaos, starts breaking the fourth wall. He gets this ability through some due ex machine for him called Traptanium.

"…on Earth…" Kaos says causally.

"We're not on Earth!" Mokuba giggled

"That's right, surprise!" Kaos shouted.

"I am surprised!" Scootaloo laughed.

"I can see right through your ridiculous television device!"

"This fourth wall break is awesome!" Sweetie says. "It's much better than the crappy ones that this idiot writer wrote in her other chapters."

'No, prepare yourself Loser Master to face your unimaginable doom, at the hands of Ultra Traptanium Powered Kaos! HAHAHAHAHA!" Kaos voiced echoed as the screen fade to black as the scene entered into the next cutscene.

"Wait, Kaos said to face an unimaginable doom. Doom is often used with words and other things that mean death, fate, or something else like that. And since this guy has Traptanium, he'd either4 us or try to kills with its power," Mokuba says.

"You're point Mokuba? I don't get where you're getting at," Scootaloo questions.

"The majority of people playing this game are kids. So Kaos is pretty much going to trap kids and keep them prisoners. That or, kidnap and kill them."

"Geez Mokuba, when you do think about things deeply, that was the most messed up then I heard in a while," SB squeaks.

"There goes something to haunt some 9 year old on Earth," AB says. The trio of fillies and the abridged boy laughed of how weird the things they say were. Unknowing to them, a lavender alicorn was still somewhere in the decaying library. She overheard everything. The Aperture Science Test Chambers from Portal, the strange humor, Kaos, and the forth wall. Twilight Sparkle pondered for a moment. 'What in the wide realm of Equestria are these girls talking about? It's not really important, but I hear a colt's voice. I can't intrude, that isn't right. I can't just step into their time; they can be fine on their own. But who is that colt I hear. I need to know. But…UGH! Why is making right choices so hard. If I go in there, they'd think I'm spying on their private time or their sisters send me because of being worried. If I don't go in there, I'll never know who that voice belongs to and how can I know if it can be trusted. If I can only watch it without being there… wait a moment… I GOT IT!'

Twilight quickly, but quietly galloped towards one of the sections of the liabry, looking for a spell.

Sonic: Twilight! You stalker!

Twilight: I am not a stalker!

Edward Hyde: I am, and then I kill people.

Me: Silver, take care of these people.

Sliver (using his powers): Okay, Golden Freddy and Mr. Hyde, it's time to leave.

Bab Seed (opening the window): Yeah, it was fun. Okay not really.

Sliver (throws Golden and Hyde out the 3rd floor window): Don't come back (locks the window)!

Me: And with that oddness out of the way. I guess I should explain why it's been so long since an update. Have you ever had Writer's Block? I have great ideas for this story and my others. But for the new chapter of this one, I have no ideas what to write for the new chapter. But thanks to big brother's Broadway Cabaret night I got the idea. His friend and some girl were singing Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better from Anne Get Your Gun. I actually thought it'd be cool to have a YuGiOh Abridged version with Yami/Yugi and Seto Kabia. And besides, I need to get my ass back on track. And the other part with Mokuba and the CMC, I threw that in for the hell of it. And the games they played are what I got for Christmas.

Freddy: I thought you threw that part in because of Golden.

Me: That too

Doctor Hooves: So If I connect all the stories you have written so far, you been threated and interrupted by: Chris Christie, Spanish Inquisition, the Godfather, Edward Hyde, and Golden Freddy.

Shadow: No shit Sherlock.

Mario: Those guys are worse than those godforsaken Pintas.

Me: Those guys are the worst, can I please kick them in the…

Scootaloo: I already did that.

Everyone: *laughing

Oswald: See you all later!