Meet Lexaeus

Teddie: how come you have the most questions?!

Lexaeus: I don't know.

Teddie: I wish I could skip you, you freak me out.

Lexaeus: …

Teddie: what's your name?

Lexaeus: Lexaeus.

Teddie: does anyone call you by any nicknames?

Lexaeus: the Silent Hero, Number Five.

Teddie: do you like it when someone calls you Lexxy?

Lexaeus: no.

Teddie: see this is what I mean, he's no fun being laconic.

Lexaeus: …

Teddie: so…where do you want to work? Oh and for the readers, if you couldn't guess, I'm running a resort/hotel.

Lexaeus: any job opening is fine with me.

Teddie: hmm…what about working as a janitor?

Lexaeus: why a janitor?

Teddie: you could pick you a couch and vacuum under it at the same time.

Lexaeus: …fine.

Teddie: ok! *looks through papers* ok, this question is from Anexi.

Lexaeus, Why don't you talk?

How old are you?

What is it like to work with Xemnas when you all where Somebodies?

Lexaeus: most the time I don't need to. I'm 41. it was a very interesting.

Teddie: well, aren't you going to say more?

Lexaeus: *glares*

Teddie: epp! *cowers behind chair* n-next question is from RoxiWitch.

Lexaeus, Are you really the big brother to everyone, especially Demyx?
How old are you?
Why are you the most undeveloped character?
Can I has a huggle?

Lexaeus: no. 41. I don't know. No.

Teddie: that's mean! Lexxy, I order you to hug Roxiwitch!

Lexaeus: do not call me Lexxy! *summons Tomahawk*

Teddie: crude. *hides*

Lexaeus: *walks closer and is about to kill Teddie*

Zexion: Lexaeus!

Lexaeus: huh? *turns toward Zexion* what is it Zexion?

Zexion: don't kill her.

Lexaeus: sorry. *banishes weapon*

Zexion: good. *about to leave*

Teddie: noes don't leave me with the scary guy!!

Zexion: don't make fun of him and he won't kill you. *leaves*

Teddie: *glances at Lexaeus*

Lexaeus: *glares at Teddie*

Teddie: ahh!

Lexaeus: … *quickly hugs RoxiWitch*

Teddie: next question is from Hawkfur the Ninja.

Lexaeus, Will you kick every organization member not counting Xion, minus Axel, Roxas for me? If you don't, I will send my pack of ninjas after you to kill you in your sleep.

Lexaeus: so? Bring them on.

Teddie: oh come on at least kick Saix's butt!

Lexaeus: no.

Teddie: I'll get Zexion to tell you to do it.

Lexaeus: *glares*

Teddie: Zex~i~on~!!

Lexaeus: quiet!

Zexion: what?

Teddie: make him do what the question says! *whinny voice*

Zexion: why?

Teddie: because she asked him to.

Zexion: *sigh* fine. Lexaeus, just do what the question says.

Lexaeus: ok. *kicks Zexion and portals away to do it to the others*

Zexion: *clutching his knee* Tch! What was the question?!

Teddie: to kick most of the members.

Zexion: o.0 why?

Teddie: I don't know. I'm not a mind reader.

Zexion: *growls*

Lexaeus: done.

Teddie: ok then. The next one is from…Capt. Cheese.

Lexaeus, WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET!?
What kind of food do you like?

Lexaeus: I don't need to. I like meat.

Teddie: what kind of meat?

Lexaeus: steak, well done.

Teddie: ok. Next one is from Yunie Tatlin.

GGAH!*screams really loud then starts yelling non-sense* FISH STICKS YOU ARE ALL FISHES VEXEN DID NOT PUT NAMINE IN FOR GOOD MEASURE I ASKED THROUGH PM AND THE MMVAS WERE BORING JON AND KATE PLUS OCTO-FIVEE! GOSH I LOVE SOCKS!!

Lexaeus, how do you react to my scream fest?
Why do they call you the silent hero? You're not much of a hero.
Are you mean?
Do you like mice?
I've got a jar of dirt and guess what's in side it! Yes, there is dirt, but there is more...

I forgot to ask Lexaeus for a hug! Yep, I want a hug!

Lexaeus: weird.

Vexen: people didn't know what we were talking about there. I said that so I didn't have to explain it all.

Teddie: …

Lexaeus: because I can be.

Teddie: …

Lexaeus: depends on how you look at it. Yes. Uhh…*watches the movie it is from* a heart? If it is a heart, can I have it?

Teddie: lol.

Lexaeus: do I have to?

Teddie: yes.

Lexaeus: *sighs and quickly hugs Yunie Tatlin*

Teddie: next one's from Xxthe cloaked schemerxX.

Lexaeus, if you give me a hug my life would be complete! Will you give a hug to a poor 14-year-old girl? (If you don't I will shave your head!!)

Lexaeus: why is everyone asking to have a hug?!

Teddie: I agree.

Lexaeus: I don't want my head shaved so… *hugs XxTCSxX*

Teddie: so,,. I guess this one is over. And I have an announcement!!

AT THE END OF THE STORY I WILL THEN LET YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO ANY CHARACTERS, EVEN THE ONES WE ALREADY WENT OVER. THIS IS ONLY AFTER I HAVE FINISHED ROXAS'S MEET THE- CHAPTER.

Teddie: I got the idea from Starlight. Now, next is Zexion's turn. Send in your questions and reviews!

Zexion: no emo questions please.