Hey mina. Sorry for not updating for like 100 eons, but my computer stopped working for a while so, yeah. I started working on a story for Mcgooen from deviant art because one of her pictures inspired me, that should be done soon. But I have no idea what I'm going to title it yet, so just keep an eye out for it. Again I'm so sorry for the late update. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

Sanji: I forgive you Ani-chwaaan!

Zoro: ...stupid cook.

Sanji: why you-

Thank you Sanjiii *glomps*

Sanji: Ani-chwaaaan! *faints*

Zoro: *walks away unhappily*

Well, looks like Zoro's going off to do his Zoro pout. Enjoy! Oh, and there is some (alot of) bad language in here.

"Yo marimo, what's gotten stuck up your ass?"

School had already gotten out. Zoro, Sanji, and Nami were walking home together, much to Zoros disliking.

"Shut up you stupid prick."

It would take about 10 more minutes before Zoro would get home. And 15 for Sanji and Nami since they lived farther down.

"Whoa, whoa! Watch your language around the lady dumbass!'

Zoro rolled his eyes and continued walking. "Whatever dick cook. Like you should talk."

"Goddamnit! What the hell is your problem?!"

"Sanji, I think it would be best not to bug Zoro." Nami watched as Zoro had sped up his pace. 'What's wrong with him?' She questioned in her mind as Sanji walked off to a different direction. He was too pissed with the marimo to deal with him now.

'Oh no, oh crap, oh god!' was all that Luffy could think as the front door was being beaten on. 'How did they know I was here?'

"Damn it, the door won't budge. Oh good, you're here. Break down this door for us."

"Alright."

Luffy willed his feet to move and ran into Zoros room just before the door was smashed in and split right down the middle.

"Nice work. Let's go you guys."

Luffy heard the thumps of footsteps going into all rooms of the dorm and then stop. He thought he heard them getting farther but still remained where he was standing.

Luffy stood frozen as he waited for a sound. He finally heard somebody walking toward Zoros room and panicked as he locked the door and frantically tried to find a place to hide. He decided on the closet, since Zoro had next to nothing in his room and there was no underside of his bed.

The door to the closet closed as soon as the other door had opened and somebody entered. The person in there took his sweet time searching around, even though there was nothing to search, and every second that person took searching the room was agonizing as Luffy tried to labor his breathing.

He could've sworn his heart stopped when the footsteps paused in front of the closet. He covered his mouth as little sounds escaped his throat and slid down the wall onto his butt, pulling his knees up into his chest.

The doorknob rattled as the person outside put his hands on the handles. Luffys throat tightened up and tears formed in the corner of his eyes. The doors started to slowly open and his tears finally fell.

He closed his eyes and squeezed his body into a tight ball, trying to disappear. Big hands grabbed his shoulders making him let out a whimpering sob.

"Luffy!"

The raven opened his eyes and stared at the man in front of him.

"S-Sanji?"

"Yeah. You okay?"

"I-I…" Luffy started to whimper.

"Whoa, hey. Calm down."

"What the hell happened to the door?! Luffy! You in here?!"

"Z-Zoro!"

"Lu-Shitty cook? Why the hell are you here? And what'd you do to Luffy?!" Zoro scowled at the cook when he saw him with his hands on Luffys shoulders.

"What? Why do you think I did something?"

"Just get out of the way!" Zoro shoved Sanji back and kneeled down in front of Luffy.

"Zoro it was so scary!" Luffy lunged at Zoro, hanging onto him for dear life. "They were back for me!" Zoros eyes widened in realization. Know it made sense as to why they weren't there today. Damn it, he should've known that they would come back for Luffy.

Zoro looked down and found that Luffy had fallen asleep. He turned to the cook to tell him to leave, but found that he already had.

'Why was he even here in the first place?' Zoro thought.

He picked up Luffy and carried him to his room, which was surprisingly one of the cleanest rooms in the house after the raid. He placed Luffy down on the bed and tucked him in.

And as he made his way back to his room, a thought just hit him. If they came back for Luffy. He must be on their oh so famous list that everyone knows about. Meaning they won't quit coming back for him.

Not until he's dead.

ooo, I know it wasn't much. Again. But I did try my best to make it long. Did you know that if you listen to the original caramelldansen, the chorus sounds like they're saying weird things.

"Dance on me balls"

"Cat f-cking a handbag"

"Yours only yours"

"And your a staple bastard"

"This no lie"

"Lisa in the crowd said"

"Hey honey now"

"It's caremelldansen"

So yeah. That's just what I hear. Yup. So anyway, review please. I haven't been getting that many reviews, and it's making Chopper cry. Now I am off to go watch PewDiePie :3