"So the rumors are true." the Gerudo told her Rito slave, "You're still breathing and I tried my best to fuck you to death."

"I'm just glad that's over." the Rito told her.

"Just be happy your sole purpose is to keep me happy." she told him, "While your mother and sisters are being drafted into the war machine, you'll be nice and safe here. Heck, we might even make you try out new, innovative sex acts with your fellow captives. I'm sure all the female Gerudos and that Zelda whore would love it."

"I'd rather not."

"Like you had any say." she told him, "Now shut up and get some sleep. You'll need all the sleep you can get after I'm done with you tomorrow and the next day."

The Rito sighed as he tried to sleep. What had he or his people done to deserve this? They worked so hard to maintain neutrality. They gave free mailing services to everyone. Now he and his people were slaves. He worried about what everyone else was going through. Were the females being mistreated? Would they die in battle? What about those too weak for work, battle, or sex? Were they being mistreated? Executed?

Sensing his unease, his Gerudo mistress pulled out a Rito-shaped hood out of her drawers.

"Don't look at me that way." she demanded, "I only have it because we were always planning on enslaving your people. It will help you sleep, since I prefer my mates to be breathing when I'm done. I'm just not into necrophilia."

She slid the hood over his head, tying and buckling it in the back to keep it on, leaving just his nostrils visible. Now he was plunged into silence and darkness.

The Gerudo admired her slave. This was the first mate to survive the actual mating that she didn't have to wait in line for. He was amazing in bed, whether he was using his cock or mouth. After she gave the female Rito a few more drills, she was going to crawl into bed with her slave.

=====Link=====

Link went through every detail in his head. He knew every nook and cranny of the forest. He knew every rock, tree, stream, and ledge. He knew how the inevitable assault would start.

First, the Rito would start the battle with an aerial bombardment, targeting defensive structures as well as enemy soldiers.

Then, he would lead the main assault. He had improved his dual-sword techniques and knew every strength and weakness of Hylian armor. While they were strong against strikes, a well-placed slice could decapitate the soldier. His armor had the advantage leaving no such vulnerability. Even the eye holes were covered by a strong, scratch and pierce-resistant clear film. It even had bomb compartments. He would bomb his foes when they were close together and decapitate them when they were separated.

He knew every Gerudo formation. He knew how to go from box formation to line formation and vice versa. He knew when to attack, when to hold his ground, and when to retreat. The Hylians and Kokiri may have had the advantage of numbers and technology, but the Gerudo empire had superior tactics, battle formations, diversity, and armor.

He was also excited about the prospect of invading the other Nintendo lands. He wanted a bigger army under his command. The Gerudo women wanted more sex slaves. Zelda, predictably, wanted more dresses. Ganondorf wanted karts.

Link knew what would also happen. Ganondorf would make some of the females from the conquered land Link's slaves and would force Link to use them. Zelda would dress him in the new dresses. The Gerudo women would give him some male slaves and force him to use them. Everything good came at a cost.

Link sighed and started packing a few supplies.

"Going somewhere?" Nabooru asked as she entered the room.

"I'm going to the Spirit Temple." he told her.

"You'll have to be escorted there." she told him, "There's also a strict dress code."

Link sighed when she handed him a pair of Gerudo pants and a bra.

"A better uniform will be provided at the temple." she said as she began removing his armor, "You will also have to provide a sacrifice to the goddess of the sand."

"What kind of sacrifice?" Link asked.

"A priestess there will act as the goddess's avatar." Nabooru explained, "Since you are a male, you will have to fuck her. After that, the goddess will aid you and give you your very own pet Anubis."

Once Nabooru had dressed Link, not allowing him to do it himself, she worked on his hair. Afterwards, she applied some make-up to his face.

"Dress code." she told him, "Also, I just like making you go from 'Gerudo girly' to 'Hylian girly', also known as 'Gerudo manly'."

Link was shocked when he looked in the mirror. If it wasn't for his flat chest, he would have looked no different from any of the female Gerudo.

"Why does life hate me?" Link asked himself, "Why must my life be pathetic to the point that the best part of my life was filled with rape and involuntary cross-dressing?"

"Let's get moving." Nabooru told him, "The salesmen hunt at night and you don't want to be their prey."

=====Ganondorf=====

"We've finally done it." Ganondorf proudly announced to the nearby Gerudo scientists, "We've turned Epona into Hyrule's first unicorn. Congratulations, ladies. You may now select a few Rito males for their first mandatory all-male orgy."

The Gerudo scientists all cheered while the nearby male Rito gulped. If it wasn't for their collars and chains, they would have made a run for the door.

"First, let's enjoy them." the lead scientist said, "Everyone, grab your Rito slave."

"King Ganondorf, Link left for the Spirit Temple." a messenger said.

"Please, call me Mr. President." Ganondorf told her.

"But you're not president." the messenger told him, "In fact, we have no president. We're a monarchy that goes from queendom to kingdom every time a male is conceived. We don't even wait for the king to be born."

"I'm now creating the presidential office." Ganondorf told her, "I'm now giving myself the right to vote. I'm now voting myself president. Call me Mr. President from now on."

"It's amazing how fast we've transitioned from monarchy to democracy, Mr. President."

"Keep an eye on the Mac and Cheese demographic." Ganondorf told her, "they could be the key to winning the next election."

"Yes, Mr. President."

"So, Link's finally going to visit the Spirit Temple as a Gerudo." Ganondorf told himself, "He's going there a Gerudo boy and coming back a Gerudo man… or a Gerudo woman. Either way, he'll finally be ready for the heavy responsibility of free-for-all nuclear warfare. He'll be mature enough to know the proper way of turning the entire world into one big radioactive wasteland."

=====Link +++++ five hours later=====

It was getting dark when they reached the temple. As soon as he stepped on the stone tiles, Nabooru pulled down his pants while a second Gerudo woman handed him his new uniform.

"How did I know it was going to be this?" Link asked as he looked at his new 'uniform'. Instead of opaque pants, it was a semi-see-through skirt that didn't even attempt to hide anything.

"We must get you to the sacrificial chambers."

"Why is it called the sacrificial chambers if I'm only sacrificing my dignity?" Link asked.

"People have been sacrificed there before." Nabooru explained, "Some were burned alive. Some were encased or buried alive. Some died in the middle or towards the end of the mummification process. A few were granted immortality and then sealed inside the walls."

"And I'm just going there for some sex?" Link asked, "No death, right?"

"Don't worry." Nabooru comforted him, "We only sacrifice lives when we need another Anubis."

"So my pet Anubis would actually be a…"

"Another woman in your life, yes." Nabooru confirmed.

"Why didn't I guess earlier?" Link asked.

"Don't worry. The priestess will take it nice and slow." Nabooru assured him, "It will be more romantic than traditional Gerudo mating. It will definitely be easier on your body."

"I hope so." Link told himself, "I certainly hope so."

=====sacrificial chamber=====

Link stood in the sacrificial chamber, watching the priestess approach him.

"I've been waiting for you." she said as she removed her pants.

"Can we just get this over with?" Link asked

"That's no way to talk to the superior sex." she told him seductively, "I may have to punish you on a later date. Tonight, you stop fucking like a boy and start fucking like a man."

"Does it involve looking like a prostitute?" Link asked, "I've seen drag shows that had less make-up than I have on my face."

"Every Gerudo male wears a liberal amount of make-up." she explained as she removed his skirt, "Without his make-up, Ganondorf would look as pale as a basement-dwelling Hylian."

"Can't he just go out in the sun more?" Link asked, "That's how normal people solve paleness."

"We would still make him look pretty." the priestess told him, "Just like we made you look pretty."

"let's just get this over with. I have a village of kids to burn."

"You're eager." she told him, "Every Gerudo enjoys an eager mate. It makes it easier for everyone."

"So how is this going to work?" Link asked, "The only experience I have is with female rapists, a horny wolf, and Tingle's unblinking eyes. He just stares at you. Always staring; always undressing with his eyes. Then he removes his hood and the real horror begins."

"There's no Tingle here. This is a happy place. First, we'll have dinner. Then we get on the sacrificial alter. From there, we just let instinct guide us.

=====Kokiri Forest=====

The King of Hyrule sat in his throne, listening to his generals' plans for world domination.

"The biggest threat to our empire is the Gerudo Empire." Saria told him, "They've taken control of Kakariko village and Lon Lon Ranch, as well as enslaving the Rito people. They're amassing an army and are expected to assault the forest soon."

"How soon?" the King asked.

"We expect them to attack us by the end of the week."

"Have the troops finish work on the defenses." the King ordered, "We'll give their warriors something to strive for."