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Disclaimer: Bleach Tite Kubo : Hazumi Me. Simple enough.


Revenge.

is sweet.

Counterplay Tactic No.1:

Sabotage, Suckas!


CRASH!

"Oi! Quiet, you bumbling nincompoop," came a hushed exclamation drenched in seething acid.
"I can't help it! It's dark!" followed the indignant reply of a certain scowling youth.

Not that the girl could see it.
It was dark, after all.

"Can't we just turn on one light…?"

"It's called breaking and entering for a reason, Moron!"

The Next Morning:

The classroom was bustling with teenage activity. There was always something going on at Karakura High. There was always something interesting to watch or to listen in on.

But a certain blonde's attention was in the corner of said classroom.

"Men. We have been sabotaged!"
"Agreed."
"It was so strange!"

Chess Team.

Ichigo merely watched with a dull incredulity and exasperation as Hazumi's Cheshire grin widened when conversation between the nerdy crew continued.

"I woke up with two knights in my nostrils! I couldn't breathe!"
"No! I went to find my board this morning, just to see all the spaces were colored in black!"
"My pawns were all strangely carved to resembled small swords…"

"Fufufu…!"

"Hazumi…" The carrot-topped youth didn't know whether to just leave his significant other be, or to sidetrack her from her crazy obsession with obtaining her revenge.

The Chess Team.

"We must take action!"

Of all things.

"Fufufufu."

The boy only stared.
Suddenly concerned for the good of Hazumi's mental health.
… And how she had obtained that much free time-
He did not want to know.

"FUFUFUFUFU!"

This was going to be a long semester.


Blame my sudden lack of interest in a multitude of things.
And the fact that I've just been having a great time with writing meaningless things.
And I'm nervous for school to start-
Because I won't have much time to write ):

Loove you all~
-Mel