Because of the Pari

The TrainStop #49

Heyo eveyone! Ok, thank you for sending me your OCHams in, now I can work my magic!

"Boo!"

gasp! who said that! (Blasts boo-er)

hehehehe, now on with the show-no wait...

ok, just in case if you guys get confuzzled, here are the new HAMS

Tsubaki Munegawa's Ruma ( The flirt) and Pazu (the genius cook)

ShadSonAmycouple Luni ( the human mega-phone)

Ringa ham Ringa (the sugar-hunter)

Ok, now everyone, now that you've got that straightened out, lets get-it-on! Wooo!

Oh, and make note that this chapter is funny

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The PariHam smiled. everything was going all in plan. She took another sip of her reddinsh wine and savoured the taste for awhile. She glanced at her magic mirror then wiht a small slender hand directed to it:

"Show me the group of the twit, Hamtaro" she smirked when they appeared on the smooth surface of her trusty mirror. (AN: Hehehe, better than a wide-screen TV. Mirror mirror, on the -clonk ow)

She watched as the whole group started to talk and reunite. It made her sick, watching others have happiness while she had to be locked up and rot away. She felt injust. But then, hey it was her job to make them suffer. To make even their scream for salvation delicious. (AN: Woah, what am I on! Just how evil am I!)

She went back to the skeloton room to see if her potion was ready. And it was. She smirked poisonously again. All she neede was for them and all the HamHams afflicted by the curse to come...then the trap would work.

She then noticed. What if her stupid cousin, Harmony, was to interfere? Then something struck her. What if mischief and love was mixed together? She knew the answer. ok, one problem solved. But how to get them to the town, that puzzled her. Oh, wait, message boy.

"Julian? Come here dearest" she called to the doorway of the vast room. The last of her cold voice was echoed throughout the room, then answered by a small mouse-like voice "Yes, milady?" Julian stood in front of the doorway, leaning slightly from the wounds she gave him...

"Dearest Julian, I want you to do a small job for me, my love" she whispered evilly to him, putting her lips to his ear, burrying her nose in his silver locks. Julian was very frightened of what she would do. His oval glasses hid his brimming tears. "And, you can't say no this time unless you want to go back to the room, and suffer" (AN: What a effing beeatch!) He only shivered while glaring at her menacingly with his eyes of ice pools. But her turned around to do his job, he knew what to do and say.

He disappeared into the other room, leaving her to chuckle evilly to herself. She loved it when people went her way. She liked meddling with poor Julian's mind and soul, tainting it every moment she could get. She always found him crying whenever she would hurt those precious to him. Last time, she killed his girlfriend. Oh, yes...he cried for a week after that, sleeping on top of the stupid little things grave. But he knew. Oh, he knew that without her, he'd be dead. He knows that without her her being, he'd be bleeding dry. Like Jingle, the stupid fool falling for a human. He still didn't know the consequenses.

She laughed heartilly and then called to the darkness.

"Dear Spat, come out to play..." she waited for a moment, the silence giving the darkness sound. She then looked to a corner, which was becoming very dark with evil. A shape took form, forming out as a teenage boy with a hot black leather shirt and pants with a chain. He carried with him a trident which was black and twisted. His grey locks highlighted his smoke-black eyes, along with ears. Most of all, he was smirking.

"Yeah, what'do want?" he spat at her direction, annoyed for being disturbed. He didn't have his "Pfft" that often. He glared at the Pari, but she only smirked and made her way to him. She moved steadily, he death gold hair flowing behind her. Before Spat could react, she was dead-right in front of him."I want you to annoy and pester my dearest cousin, Harmony" she smirked as he gave he a glare, indicating "You're kidding, right?" She gave no response.

Spat only sighed in grief, knowing that his life was over. Baby-sitting Harmony! He grimaced but did as he was told. "Pfft, I can handle that bitch ASAP" he then smirked in triumph.

The Pari smiled cruely as he made his way out from the hole of the room.

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Bijou sighed as Boss made his way torwards her. She was happy he was alright, and not being raped like what happened to her. She was lucky she was saved by Jingle. She turned to the young musician/wanderer and touched his hand thankfully. He spun around cutely, accidentaly knocking poor Hamtaro over. Hamtaro made a "WAHH!" sound and almost crashing into Bijou. He planned ahead and tilted to his left instead.

Not a good idea.

Instead of hitting floor, he tumbled right into Boss. Boss ended up with an armful of Hamtaro, thus foreward falling and stumbling torwards the table. Howdy saw this coming and made his way to play hero. He jumped torward the flailing Boss and Hamtaro screaming:

"EEEEYAAAAAAA-YIPPEEEYAYAY!"

Unfortunately, the mat he was sitting on, clung on to his body and made him slip underneath the pressure of the silk mat. He made a "Waaaaah!" yell before falling.

Pashmina was next to make an action. She didn't really feel anything for Howdy that much, but she didn't want her friend hurt. She instantly stood up to catch the whole bunch, opening her arms to catch the group. But the seam of her dress got sadly caught on the side of the table.

"Aaahhh!" she whimpered, sliding and bumping into the group too.

Soon, Dexter got up to save her

Failed

Then Maxwell got up, too to save her

Nadda

Then Oxnard

Nope

Then Stan

Na-ah

Cappy

jeez, GET IT ALREADY

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"Waaaaraaaaaaaa!" Everyone shouted, tangled painfully and embarassingly together. Poor Pashmina was too close to Stan, he just smirked and whispered "Maybe this is a good thing, huh, Pashie-babe?"

He smiled smugly. She frowned at him. "Don't even think about it, Stan!"

Hamtaro was tangled with Jingle, obviously not good. Jingle was hiding his jealousy quite well when he was not too close to hamtaro, now he was furious. When hamtaro smiled nervously at Jingle, Jingle only glared menacingly back.

"Heke-waaaaaahhh!" as the whole group started to un-tangle, Everyone started to scream again. Wow, alot of chaos you say? Not even close. Alot of people even ending up in a hentai-spot. Poor Maxwell ended up on top of Sandy, a very embarassing moment. He only ended up with a slap. Pashmina ended up straddling Dexter. Of course, Dexter blacked out with a small "owaaaa" Bijou was the only one who didn't get into the dog-pile. Well, in this case a Ham-Pile.

A knock came to the door, a rapping sound echoeing throughout the tunnel. Everyone stopped dead from what they were doing. The door now seemed very haunting. Silence...

Boss was the first one to speak. " U-umm, o-one of you guys should go o-open the door." he was sure-fire scared. Everyone gave him a con-fuzzled look. "B-boss-san, why don't you do it then?" a petrified Sandy whispered. Cappy nodded in agreement, still underneath Maxwell's bottom. Stan smiled even in the situation. "Heh, maybe the poor cowards' scared?" he asked errotically in Boss' diection.

Boss flinched and sputtered "B-because...who will protect B-bijou-chan?" he looked at her, only to get a worried glance. The other girls retorted. "Hey! What about us! We're special too ya know!" Sandy spat at Boss, while Pashmina patted Bijou's back while muttering "No offense Bijou-chan."

Boss opened his mouth in objection, only to be cut off be a knife edged voice. "Don't worry, i'll take care of the jewels" everyone turned to see a neutral Jingle looking back at them with a glance that gave you the impression:

What was he thinking?

Boss still wasn't moved. "Ok, in that case, Oxnard-san, you go" he glared at Oxnard giving him the its-all-up-to-you look. Oxnard only whimpered, got up, and made his way torwards the door in the tunnel. Everyone strained to listen who it was. They still werent used to actually conversing with Humans, whether all being one!

Dexter sighed. He was getting tired of being underneath Pashmina. Wait, did he just say that? Getting tired of being underneath the girl of his dreams? Pfft, he really was different in Human form.

No voices still. Boss hissed from the rooms door. "Oxy, so? Who is it?" his voice echoed abit, until a frightened reply came. "U-Uh, uum. There-there's no one at the door..."

Everyone started to whisper. No one? Then who knocked-

"Sorry if i'm interupting your mating party..."

A small voice cooed. It sounded frightened and worried, but at the same time, gentil and calm. Everyone turned to behind the door to find a small teenager rubbing the back of his head shyly. His silver hair out-lighted the candles in the room. his silver eyes was hiden behind a pair of blue-lined oval glasses. His body was frail, fragile. and bruised terribly. only his face was flawless. He was wearing a chinese top, pure white, along with pants to match. He was stuttering and fmbling his fingers. But he looked very official.

"U-umm, are you the hamhams that got the gift of Milady?" He was looking at everyone frightened, and cautious. His eyes looked at everyone well. Especially Jingle. Stan smirked and stated

"Yeah, thats us, what'dya want post-boy?" he rested his cheek on his hand, waitng for an answer. Julian only blushed in embarassment. "Oh, excuse me, my name is Julian, slave, messenger and personal toy of the Pari" everyone shivered when he said "Toy"

"I'm here to say that her ladyship is impressed with your progress in finding each other, and over-coming human rules and wantings, therefore she has given you and all the other afflicted Hamsters, the directions to the town called Hermes. There, you can spend the rest of your curse time at least in virtue and prosperity." He then looked at the group and started handing out sheets of paparis to them.

"But why would she give us directions to a town we've never heared of before?" Dexter asked suddenly. Julian spun around and smiled a cold smile, making Dexter flinch.

"Oh, lets just say she wants all of you in one place."

Everyone started to look at the map. Julian smiled in relief. "U-umm, if any of you need to know, all you have to do is to wait at the bus stop 49. The TravelBus will be with you at 2:00, sharp. Might I advise you not to miss it."

He took one last glance at them, then leaving them to figure the map by themselves.

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The blackness soon started to fade out for Yuumei, sirens could be heared. Alot of voices were all over the place, haunting and shrill. It was starting to rain. He was sore in the chest, and at first he thought he was bleeding due to the rain. He was breathing real hard, the air racking at his body frame, tantilizing it. His whole body except for his hands was soaked in rain and blood, forming pink clouds in the puddles near by.

Something near to his chest nuzzled close to him. Then he remembered the yellow blob in the middle of the street. And the panic and screaming, the fat dude. oooh, his eardrums still hurt due to the fat dudes screaming. He looked down to his chest. At first, he just saw his black shirt dirtied and bloodied, but then he noticed the yellow blob was dirty too. Then it occured to him. The blob wasn't an animal. The blob was only a blanket!

He slowly and cautiously took his hand a started to lift up the yellow blanket. What met his eyes were human and not animal. Instead what met his eyes was the innocent gaze of a small girl, her chestnut hair down to her back. She had the most amazing red eyes and when he muttered a "W-wha?" she answered his small sound to her own sound

"Okwee?" Ok, now that was just weird.He cocked his head in confusion to the side, he was definately not getting this shit. She only cocked her head as well. She seemed to think that this was all a game. Yuumei was not very impressed with her actions but was relieved that she was not hurt. Unfortunately for him, hurt was all he felt for now. His ribs were sore and whenever she would nuzzle into his chest, he would have to cry out in pain or flinch. She was obviously a child, not knowing what others thought or felt. But her innocence is what kept him smiling she kept humming and for partial times, he would hum along too. Then he knew he had to get both of them out of here.

If they just stayed in the middle of the road, they'd both get either noticed or run over. But how could he get her to follow? with great pain, he turned around to look at her again. His blood spilt once more as he turned to her to watch her play with a puddle, looking at her reflection. Her expression was blank, but amused.

He knew he had to get up for her. Putting weight on his elbows, he used the leverage to pull his body up. The blood spilt as he finally got up, he cried out. But he looked at the girl, her eyes were now very curious. He held out his hand to he whispering to her: "Lets go" He gave her a smile to indicate that she would be safe with him.

"C'mon little koji" he whispered once more (AN: koji means orphan in Japanese i think.) He held out his hand even closer, smiling more gently, though he was still in pain. She only cocked her head in confusion "Okyoo?" she timidly took out her hand to take his, except un-sure. Finally, her hand reached his and he pulled her along to the side-walk. She smiled and happily started to hum as the sped along the side-walk.

He then got the curiosity to ask. "So, little one, whats your name? I don't recall asking..." Then it occured to him. All this has been saying was either okwee or okyoo or something like that...It was a bit frustrating to get an answer out of a girl who only says two kinds of words that don't excist. How embarassing. Well, he might as well get on to the indroductions.

"Ok..." he sighed in exaustion" My name is Yuumei, I'm a pop/rock star here in Hermes. I just saved your life when you were in the middle of the road, about to be squashed. I want to know your name."

When she only cocked her head to the side, he only sighed in more frustration and woe. Whats the use in talking to a mute! Then a course voice was heared from the mouth of the girl. It sounded like a new-born chick trying to get the worm from its mom.

"P-penneeell" she mustered with all her voice, stopped and tried again "P-Peneeelooopeee" she cooed. Her voice was so shakyit sounded like it was about to crumble into a thousand shards. He only smiled and took her hand. She gasped at first, but then smiled back at him murmuring "Onee-san!" (AN: I think that means big brother or sister, I forgot. I'm a Jappie-fan!) He smiled at his new nick-name.

"Ok, little sister. Want me to take you home?" he whispered slightly.She gave him a broad grin. He laughed at the bigness of the grin, and decided it was a complete "yes"

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"Bus stop 49?" Cappy asked "But i've been all around this city and there isn't any Bus stop 49!" Cappy remarked in confusion, holding the hand of Pashmina as they walked to this so called bus stop. Pashmina was looking at the blue sky, but then looked down at the green-topped boy she was holding hands on to. She smiled sweetly at him, giving him a relaxed feeling. She leaned down and said

"Don't worry. Lets just be happy there is a place good for us to rest and have fun, ok Cappy?" He smiled at her kind and wise words. They both laughed in unison at their happiness. Dexter only watched as they both had their own merriment. He was just happy Pashmina wasn't crying anymore. He promised himself to find Penelope, just to make her happy. Not for some jealousy of Howdy or to impress. He just wanted to do it. He then saw Howdy making his way torwards Pahmina, telling his dumbass jokes, almost making Cappy fall asleep.

"Stupid Howdy..." Dexter thought to himself. "Flattery doesn't win the heart of Pashmina" He then chuckled to himself.

"Hey you guys! I've found sumthing!" Sandy and Stan called out at the same time. They were pointing to a tunnel that was very, very dark and to them, it seemed like it was moaning." Everyone shivered.

"W-well? Who's going in first!" Sandy asked in horror. Everyone stepped back to have Oxnard look like he stepped up. "G-great, Oxy! You can go first!" Stan sweatdropped and started to push Oxy to the entrance of the Death cave. Oxnard was moaning like a cow in mad-cow-disease-season.

a.k.a, he was screaming for his dear life as everyone followed him into the tunnel

ok, I swear, i'll try to make this chapter a bit funny, I promised a whole bunch of people that! Ok, there might be a bit of hentai jokes (perverted jokes), bad puns (most likely from Howdy) fall-overs, and the usual screaming and the : OH-NO-ITS-THE-MONSTER-SHIT!

ok, here we go...(The characters voices will be in BOLD because its echoey and it makes it more noticable)

The cave was dark and gloomy, and wet. Everone was bunched up and cowering behind the whimpering Oxnard. No voices could be heared, except for their own and the echoes of something else. But it sounded far away. Suddenly someone screamed. Jingle noticed it as Pashmina and asked "Are you ok?" she was whimpering as he made his way torwards her. He put his hand on her shoulder then felt a wet thing on it. His hair stood on end. He tried to strain to see what this stuff was, but it was too dark to see.

"Uum, Pashmina-san...what exactly is on your shoulder?..." he stuttered. She was till shivering and then Howdy spoke up. "Hey! Maybe it was one of 'em bat dung! Hehehe...get it?"

For an awfully quiet place, they were sure they heared crickets.

"Then, Jingle I think eet is not a good plase to be standing there!" Bijou called out from where she was. Jingle nodded and started to make his way to his own spot again, but slipped. Of course, we all have instincts right. And when we fall, we usually think to gab onto something thats close enough. "Ggg-waaa!" screamed someone as he/she fell down with Jingle. A certain thud was heared and soon everyone started to stir. Dexter called out, making his way torwards the sound: "Hey! is evryone all ri-" he too, slipped. This time though, by accident; he fell on top of someone. They both cried out: "Waaaraaa!"

Soon, the cave wasn't death quiet anymore. Stan couldn't understand what was happening, and tried to look for his sister to make sure she was alright. "Hey, sis! Sandy you there?" he called out. Then he felt something brush against his skin. "Sandy?" he asked scarcely. instead of her usual reply instead he was answered by a horrible sound

"Aaaagaaaaaglooosshhhiiiieeebaaaa!" it sounded like a cross between a fog horn and a stomach and a toilet. A clogged up toilet. Everyone soon at the same time shouted

"Ooooowaaaa! OH NO ITS THE MONSTER, SHIT!" too much in a frenzie, everyone started running and falling over each other

running and

falling

running and

falling

running and

screaming like a wussy

But then, a light soon flooded the cave, and reavealed that it wasn't a cave, but a tunnel. And stupidly enough, Oxnard was right beside the light switch! Boss growled at Oxnard, trying to contain his hot-headed anger. He looked like a kettle that was about to explode.

"But then," Stan stuttered, "What was it that made the noise?" he looked around to see what made the noise. When he found what did make the noise, he left his mouth wide open.

There, in front of them was a train or rouge and gold. It was gigantic and was the sound maker of the horrible monster sounds. On the platform stood a HumanHam girl with black ears and hair, a black skirt and a matching shirt to go with it. She seemed to look so distant until...

"ALL ABOARD!" everyone had to cover their ears because she was using a mega-phone to talk with. Hamtaro laughed nervously as they all got on the platform to be loaded on. But when they were next to be boarded on, the conductor stopped them. "Hello, welcome to the BusStop 49, I will be your conductor for today, my name is Luni. May I please have your ticket?" she held her hand out automatically, as if she was trained to do this job for years. When Hamtaro gave her a surprised look and simply murmured quietly "U-umm...I..I don't have-We all don't have, umm well, tickets, ma'am.

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"WHADD'YA MEAN YOU HAVE NO TICKETS!" she sputtered out. Everyone stepped back a bit. Luni sighed in frustration "Did you at least check your pockets?"she sofend her voice a bit, not being too rude.

Everyone looked at each other in amazement and then each of them checked their pockets. To their amazement, there they were. The tickets looked like either ice or glass, but was flexible. Luni watched them for a moment, but then got impatient. "Well? Are you gonna give 'em to me, or just stand there like frozen nuts? C'mon, I don't have all day!"

Hamtaro timidly gave her the ticket, then he was pushed into the lobby. Soon everyone was pushed or shoved into the booth, and then asked to take a seat. The seats were velvet rouge and incredibaly soft. Everyone was tired and exausted. They were at least glad they left a note for ElderHam and AuntieVive.

Boss got up and asked Maxwell "Hey, are you sure you gave them the right saying of where we are and how we are doing?" (the echo talk stops cause they're in the train, you silly monkey!)

"Uumm..." Maxwell thought for a moment...

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"WHAAAAT!" ElderHam screeched, looking at the sheet they left behind. Ok, this was just weired. he leaves for grocery shopping and comes home to find a ridiculas note and an empty living room. This is an out-rage! He ruffled his hair and started to hyper-ventilate. "Agggaaa! How could they do this to me!" He screeched. The note read.

Dear ElderHam,

We have gone to Hermes to shirk to curse off. Don't worry, we'll be fine. We are still missing Panda and Penelope, but we'll find them later.

We'll be back to normal in no time, we swear! Oh...and...uum... Make sure to tell AuntieVive...and...take care of yourself. Dont eat too many hazlenuts,

or you'll get sick again, and AuntieVive will get a fit or a stroke once more. Get good rest both of you. Wish us the best of luck!

Don't come looking for us, the Pari only wants us to stay here for a while. Uuum...yea...I think thats it. Kay, bye, take care!

And remember, don't come looking for us!

Maxwell and others

PS: No, really, don't come looking for us.

ElderHam paused for a moment and then started screeching again. AuntVive came down the stairs and only sighed in annoyance.

She hit him with a stick of LemonGrass to knock him out from either hurting himself or making a racket.

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Maxwell stopped thinking. "Yea, I left a good, strong responsible note behind, he'll have all his good wishes in us!" he remarked triumphantly.Boss sighed in relief, as the others did too. They felt more relieved and relaxed, knowing ElderHam wouldn't throw a fit. (AN: Pfft, if only they knew...lol)

Soon, everyone was snuggling deep into the seats, getting their sleep. Bijou sat between Hamtaro and Boss, leaning on Boss but holding on to Hamtaro's arm tightly. They both smiled and soon fell asleep too. In their sleep, they looked like angels, one rough and gentil, one soft and quiet, one courageous and out-going. They all looked so good together.

Sandy snuggled with Maxwell before going to sleep, they whispered 'snubbie-wubblie', kissed each other good night and fell asleep in each others arms. Pashmina had Cappy's head on her lap. She smiled gently and stroked his hair for awhile and hummed a tune for him. He smiled and fell into dreams again. Soon, Pashmina was caught in the net of dreams. She fell asleep smiling.

Dexter fell asleep in a window-seat, leaning on it for leverage. Howdy slept in the next window-seat behind him, snoring. Jingle was in the last of the window-seats. He had his arms crossed, his eyes not fixated on the scenary outside, but Bijou.

Watching her with two guys was more than he could bear. He was clenching his hands so hard, his finger nails soon cut the soft skin, blood springing out. He flinched, but didn't pay much attention to it. He was just very upset of what was happening to him right now...

Two hours later...(yes, two hours, live with it, unless you want to see two full hours of sleeping HamHumans, a very upset Jingle, and the stupid, annoying sound of the train moving. HUH? HUH!)

Luni came to the their train booth with a jolt, blowing into a black whistle. She grabbed a speaker, talking into it. "Alrightie, station number #49, station number #49. Town of Hermes. Please, if this is your stop, GET THE HELL OFF! Thank you."

Everyone groaned. But they got off, hopping off the train steps. When every last one of them was off, Luni bid them a good day

"Might I suggest the Carnaval in the town, you guys" she smiled slightly. "You guys must be lucky to be here" she laughed aloud and shouted to the driver, waving her arms

"Next stop, station number #50, DreamLandia. Have a nice day. And would the couple in the back, please, STOP MAKING OUT!" she then abruptly shut the booth's door and the train left with a

"Aaaagaaaaaglooosshhhiiiieeebaaaa!"

Everyone covered their ears as they saw Luni wave from a window, never to be seen for awhile.

"Wow!" Exclaimed Howdy who was shading his eyes from the light. They were right in front of the gates of a HUMUNGUS town. Right beside the golden gates read a sign that said:

Town of Hermes, welcome all newcomers!

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A young female teenage HamHuman walked down the streets, her white hair blowing behind her. Her green army jacket which covered a black t-shirt had her hands shoved in the pockets. Her writs were clad in black rings, as so her ears were adorned with a black earing too. Her baggy jeans gave herself a touchy look, most men would have made a move on her, but she would always give them the Don't-you-dare look.

Yup, she was a beauty with her head in the clouds. But her head was too much into the clouds. Soon, before she could notice, she was walking in the middle of the road, at a green-light.

BEEP! In surprise, she looked up and gasped. But when the car was supposed to hit, instead, she felt herself being pushed out of the way in someones arms.

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7 minutes- "Are you ok, Ringa?" a familiar voice to her sounded. she looked up to see a young teen looking down at her. His had white hair but the roots were black. His HamHam ears were black, and his eyes was a

solemn grey. He was wearing a black shirt which was covered with a white work vest. His jeans were black and he was wearin black work boots. A quiet hottie (AN: well, in my opinion, hehehe)

Ringa stared at him for a moment as did he, and then they both got off each other, blushing. "U-Uumm, so how are you Panda-san?" Ringa asked quietly.

Panda turned to her quietly, blushing while doing it. "u-Umm, f-fine...you?"

"I've been worse off..." she stated quietly, brushing off the dust on her vest. "S-so...uum, you want to walk around town? I-I was going to go to the SweetStop Cafe..." she glanced shyly at him to see if he was listening, or at least looking at her. He was

Panda smiled sweetly and took her hand timidly. "Yeah, I think i'll have time to spend with you." Ringa smiled shyly and took his hand. They both walked down the street, except not in hand-in-hand. Shyness was keeping the spreading love apart. Panda walked close to Ringa, but he was looking the other way. Ringa was blushing and looking down As they walked down another lane, our HamHuman group was walking to the other lane, not noticing or at least recognizing that Panda just passed them.

(AN: NO! NONONONONO! GO THAT WAY, PANDA IS THERE! NOOOO!)

Boss, who was in charge of everyone stopped to look at the town. Since everyone was behind him and not paying attention, they all bumped into each other bump, bump, bump.

"Hey, Boss-man, since your the leader, at least know where you're going!" Stan spat in disgust after bumping into Oxnard. He rubbed his head in annoyance and glared at Oxnard. Oxnard backed off in horror, bumping into Hamtaro, who backed off into Jingle. Hamtaro glanced at Jingle to make sure he was ok, but only to find the melodious youth looking at him wth no expression. Hamtaro gulped and laughed nervously.

Boss looked at the map and the instructions that Julian gave them. He gave a puzzled look at the team. "Hey guys, it says we have to wait here for Ju-" he stopped talking when a cold hand put its weight on Boss's shoulder. Boss swiflty turned around to see Julian smiling at him.

"Ah! So you all made it here. I'm happy you all found out about the tunnel and Luni." he smiled gently and started to walk. When nobody followed he turned around abruptly and smiled. "Well, aren't you here to get your own rooms at least?" Everyone soon followed him to a beautiful shop that read:

SweetStop Cafe , Inn and shop.

Bijou smiled and cooed "C'est magnifique!" Sandy smiled and giggled and Pashmina laughed too. They all entered to find the place smelling of cinnamon and ginger bread (AN: and then an old lady who's supposed to be a witch will trap them for eating her house and she will mistaken them for two little brats named Hanzel and Gretel, lol) They all were movitated by the decor but most of all the voices in the kitchen:

"I told you, Ruma. No more flirting with the customers, or your fired!"

"Aww, Pazu-chichi, don't be such a spoil-sport! I only want more friends! Besides, I want cutie-cutie friends!"

The voices sounded stern and playful at the same time, one was a soft shy but leadershipped voice, but the other was layed-back and playfull. Everyone strained to hear who was behind the curtain that was shading the door way to the kitchen. Then the voices started to get louder:

"Ruma, you'd better stop or i'll-"

"Or you'll what, boss? Fire me! You always said you'd fire me, but you still haven't fired me! A-ha! Who's up front now, ja! " Everone was already leaning in to listen more when Julian tapped ever-so-lightly on the bell on the counter.

Everyone was so concentrated on the conversation in the kitchen they all fell over and yelled

"Waaa!" when they all came tumbling down. Soon they saw the conversers come out and and stared at our group in amazement. The girl who was named Ruma started laughing and Pazu only looked at them in shock. He was wearing glasses which were oval and he had the most beautuful back hair, an exception for a small tuft at the front. His lovely glossy black hair was long, it had to kept in a braided ponytail. He was wearing a black t-shirt with a white long-sleeve underneath. He was also wearing black jeans with a chain attached to it. But everthing was covered by a white apron that was dusty with white icing sugar and a bit of frosting. He was panting from screaming at the girl named Ruma. She was very beautiful, with her black ebony hair in two llops and a cute spikey tuft at the front. Her Hamster ears was brownish and gold. She was wearing a black glossy t-shirt which read:

Heya boys, lookin' 4 sumthin'?

She was wearing black cargo's and an apron that hung to her waist. She was eying all the boys mischeiviously. Pazu sweatdropped and stated shyly "Uum, i'm sorry, did-did any of you...hear that?" he stuttered, looking nervously at the dog-piled group. "Uum, hello, my name is Pazu Ryuo Hikaru, and welcome to the SweetStop Cafe..." his voice trailed off when his eyes met with Pashmina's

"P-Pashmina-san?" he stuttered so suddenly a smile becoming his face. "H-hey, what brings you here?" he looked so in Heaven until Ruma's hand shot out to catch him by the ear

"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!" Pazu cried out as Ruma gave him the "nuh-uh" look. Pahmina then remembered him "Pazu-kun ? Is that really you?" she smiled and walked up to him hugging him tightly. Pazu only blushed real bad and laughed nervously.

Howdy grit his teeth. Dexter hid his eye contact. Stan only shrugged it off.

"So, what are you all doing here?" Pazu asked after Pashmina pulled away from him. Shw smiled and Julian spoke up:

"Oh, there here to get a room, Pazu, would you be nice enough to escort them to the rooms, I have a job to do. Now, will you all excuse me. I hope you have a good time..."

Julian walked out the door quietly and calmly. Everyone was silent until Pazu spoke up. "He's always like that, the jerk. Anyhow, lets get you all to your rooms." he led them to a stair case which led to a wood hallway. "Each room is reserved for you, so pick whichever you want." Pazu smiled happilly, especialy when he saw Pashmina smile back. Ruma was flirting happily with the boys. Right now, she was hitting on Jingle.

"So babe, you and me, together in this room?" she asked seductivelyher arm snaked around his shoulders. Jingle only sweat-dropped and backed away.

So, was this how it was supposed to end for our group? Will they ever find Panda and Penelope? What has the Pari have in store for them, what other new OC Hams await them? What will happen with their feelings?

Will true love prevail? Why am I asking you all of this!

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ok, thats it for my other chapter. In the coming chapters, Sparkle, Pepper, Harmony and Spat will appear. Alot of drama will take place, crying, happiness and betrayal, all to come!

I hope this came out right and your Ham-Humans are still welcome to be apart of the story!

Love you all

(EWW, NOT THAT WAY, PERVERT!)

special thanks to:

Tsubaki Munegawa and her HamHumans, Ruma and Pazu

Ringa ham: for her HamHuman, Ringa

ShadSonAmycouple: for HamHuman, Luni

Bye, review gently, I worked hard on this.

-Morrigan-san