Toph sighed dreamily, "And now, for a little bit of a sad song…"
Emmett sniffed, "Even when I'm not singing it, it makes me cry. It's Legally Blonde, from Legally Blonde: The Musical, and Luna is Elle and Harry is me… Emmett."
"I swear we'll do something that's not from Legally Blonde: The Musical… but this needed to be done… Toph-sama has a strange obsession with HarryxLuna and she needed to get it out," Herbert told everyone as Luna and Harry took the stage.
Luna:
Take back the books and pack up the clothes
Clear out the room and drop off the key
Leave with what's left of my dignity
Get in the car, and just go.
Chalk it all up to experience,
They said i failed but i disagree
Who could say then where my path would lead?
Well now i know
Back to the sun, back to the shore
Back to what i was before
Back where i'm known
Back in my own very small pond
Laugh with my friends when i arrive
We'll drop the top and just drive.
That's fine with me, just let me be
Legally blonde.
Luna: (sung)
Thanks for your help and for all you've done,
Thank you for treating me decently.
Harry: (spoken)
what's wrong?
Luna: (sung)
Maybe someday you can visit me
Give me a call, say hello
Harry: (sung)
Wait, where are you going?
Luna:
I'm sorry i'm letting down everyone.
Harry:
What brought on this?
Luna:
You did your best with a hopeless case.
Harry:
That's ludicrous
Both:
You are the best thing about this place.
Harry:
Now you should know -
Luna: (interuppting, spoken)
-Callahan hit on me
Harry: (spoken)
What?
Luna:
He kissed me, he fired me, there's no reason for me to stay
Harry: (sung)
What about love?
I never mentioned love
The timings bad I know
But perhaps if I made it more clear
That you belong right here
You wouldn't have to go
Cause you know that I'm so much in love.
Please don't go.
We both know we're meant so much more.
Luna: (sung at same time as last 3 lines)
Back to the sun, back to the shore.
Back to who i was before.
Lay on the beach, dream within reach
don't stray beyond
some girls fight hard, some face the trial, some girls were just meant to smile
Harry:
If you can hear can I just say, how much I want you to stay?
Luna:
It's not up to me
Just let me be
Legally blonde.
Harry:
I need you to stay.
Luna:
It's not up to me
Just let me be
Legally blonde…
The girls in the audience were sobbing… and the boys were… well… boyish about the whole thing. As Harry and Luna came down, no one said a word.