Disclaimer: Sadly I am in jail now I tried to fight them…I'm innocent I tell you I said I don't own X-men Evolution if I did I would be rich, rich I tell you!
Chapter 6: Metal Meets Flame
Colossus was on his computer in a chat room when all of a sudden…
(on computer screen)
FlameGurl99: Hey handsome what do you say you and me meet up?
IronMan567: Sounds good what time?
FlameGurl99: Your place right now!
Several minutes later…
Ding-dong the doorbell rang. Colossus ran over with a stupid grin on his face like William Hung (You know what I am talking about! If you don't then good job avoiding reality TV!)
"Who is it?" asked Colossus.
"A sexy babe who else?" asked the mystery girl.
He opened the door revealing Amara.
"X-men?" he asked.
"Just me and things are going to get wild!" she exclaimed.
She grabbed his shirt and dragged him to his room.
The next morning…
"Still at it Mags!" yelled Pyro to Magneto he had a crazed smile on his face.
"You know John you probably aren't winning back your Uniform, all your extra clothes, your lighters, your wallet, your driver's license, and last but not least your flamethrower. All you got left is your boxer shorts, and I don't want to play any further," said Gambit with a disgusted look on his face.
Pyro had five o'clock shadow and he was only wearing his boxer shorts, "Fine…I bet Sabretooth!"
Sabretooth looked shocked at this.
"Deal," said Gambit, "Well Victor guess your going to be my personal bitch for the rest of your life."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Sabretooth.
Pyro looked at his hand, it was a two, a king, a seven, a eight, and a nine. 'Wow King's are pretty good,' he thought.
He laid down his hand, "Ha!"
"Ha yourself," Gambit laid down a royal flush.
"You idiot I will kill you!" yelled Sabretooth.
"Aren't you forgetting something?" asked Gambit.
"No," said Sabretooth.
Then Gambit lifted up a maid's outfit.
Sabretooth mumbled too himself, "Damn Cajun, damn aussie."
"That's St. John to you Creed," said Pyro.
Then Colossus and Amara walked in.
"Hey guys," said Colossus.
"Wow," said Pyro, "Everyone but me is getting lucky."
Then Magneto walked in.
"Colossus you should join our club of Pedophilia!" said Magneto happily.
"Um, sure," said Colossus he left Amara on the couch.
He walked into the kitchen and saw Xavier, Mystique, and Wolverine.
"Why am I here? I haven't done any children," growled Wolverine.
"Ah, but everyone you do is a child to you," said Xavier.
"Point taken," said Wolverine frowning.
I didn't ruin any jokes did I? Please tell me if I did.