I AM SO SORRY. I take full respnsibility (kind of) for not updating sooner. I kind of had a writers block so, yeah.

I dont own Soul Eater, or I probably wouldnt be writing this.

ONWARDS MY TRUSTY STEED!

Kid's POV

"He took advantage of my BABY. He doesn't deserve to live anymore." When Spirit said this, it took 110% of my self-control to not blow his head off. Fine. I'll admit, Soul is attractive. Ok? Nothing more. I don't think.

"Spirit, I can call Maka and have her tell you in person what she wants you to do. If she says she wants you to kill Soul, no one will stand in your way. If she says she loves him, you let him go and you come with me." I was about to attack Stein when he said Spirit could kill the white-haired boy in front of me, but then I realized that Maka loved him with all of her heart. And Stein would throw me out the window if I tried to shoot him.

Sigh. "Wait, YOU could call Maka? How creepy are you? YOU'RE HER TEACHER!" I yelled. This day was just really weird.

"I meant YOU would call her. What I meant by 'I' was 'someone here'." Stein said in a matter of fact way.

"GIVE UP THE GIRAFFE YOU SOB!"

What?

Patty's POV

So, Kid was just holding me, pointing my muzzle at Spirit. I wasn't really paying attention. All I really heard was Kid yelling "YOU'RE HER TEACHER!" at someone. Huh. That's when I saw it. HOW DARE HE?!

"GIVE UP THE GIRAFFE YOU SOB!" I screamed at Spirit.

Four people and a giraffe looked at me funny. But I didn't have enough time to care about that. Good thing Kid was still pointing me at that evil bastard.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"I exploded when I somehow started firing MYSELF. How awesome is that? Everything happened super fast then.

3rd Person

Kid yelled something Patty didn't understand and pointed her at the ceiling and another wall, flailing her about.

Spirit screamed, grabbed Soul and held him up in front of his face as a human shield.

Soul shouted something about "dying" and "uncool" at no one in particular. Finally realizing that Patty was absolutely insane at the moment, he kicked Spirit in the shin, causing the Deathscthe to lose his balance slightly.

Seeing this moment of weakness, Stein grabbed Soul and tossed him through the closest doorway, the bathroom, muttering, "Finally..." After doing that, he jumped in front of Spirit, knowing full well he would be able to defend his weapon from the younger Thompson sister's wavelength bullets. Spirit was too shocked with everything to make a move to do anything.

"PAAAAAATTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Screamed Kid. This was the loudest anyone has ever heard him in his entire life. No one does anything. No one makes a sound. Patty had stopped firing and yelling when she heard how loud Kid was.

Soul poked his head around the doorway, wide-eyed.

"Yeah?" The short blonde asked her meister. She sounded so sweet, no one other than the people in this room wouldn't believe it if they we told what just happened. Spirit took this moment of confusion (in his eyes) to try to reclaim his hostage.

"GET OVER HERE!" He yelled at Soul, chasing him into another room, Maka's.

"NEVAH!" The 'cool' student shouted back. Stein just sighed and tapped Spirit with his soul wavelength. That's all it took to incapacitate him for long enough to be restrained. Or just shock him back to reality.

When he woke back up and realized where he was he started crying. "MAKAAAAAAAAAAAA! PLEASE DON'T HATE YOUR PAPAAAAA! PAPA LOVES YOU MAKAAA!"

"Spirit, I don't think she'll like you very much after what you just did. Do you remember what just happened?" Stein sounded like a rational man, compared to the teary mess on the floor.

"WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT MY MAKA PROBABLY HATES ME NOW!" The father continued to cry uncontrollably.

By now, Soul had inched his way out of the room. As soon as he was out of Spirit's vision, he ran straight out of the apartment, leaving the others ot their buisness. While he was running, he saw Maka pulling out her key to the door to open it when she got there. "Maka, you are not going there. Your dad has gone mental. Absolutely crazy."

"Ugh. What did he do this time? Stupid Papa..." She muttered, stopping.

"He, well, tried to kill me." Soul responded quietly.

Maka almost destroyed something when she cried, "WHAT!?"

Sorry if the spacing is all weird. It looks weird here. Huh. Well, until next time, Merry *insert number of days* days until St. Patricks Day! :)