Hullo!! I know it took me forever to update, but the writer's block has gotten horrible, it took me almost two days just to write this short little thing. Oh well, at least I know EXACTLY what's going to happen in the next chapter. Mwahahahaha. Much love to my wonderful reviewers, who are always the same people. Why doesn't anyone review? This story isn't that bad, is it?

DISCLAIMED. I don't own it. I don't really want to anymore. Becuase Matt and Trey are EFFING GENIUSES!!

Chapter 6 - Cartman's POV

I ran to Kenny's side and stared down at where he had fallen. He was breathing, thank god he had only fainted. I picked him up and carried him back into my house, and set him down lightly upon the couch in my living room. I sit on the floor next to him and grab his hand, willing him to wake up soon. I don't think I could handle the pressure if he died right now. I've had problems with his death's for awhile now. I just wonder whether he'll stop coming back. He always reappears at some point, but what if he never did? I'd kill myself just to see him again. I hope he'd do the same for me. Not that he'd need to. He dies enough already. He would do it if he loved me as much as I'm…in love with him. He basically said he was a few minutes ago, but I don't know whether I can believe him. He's been like this scince we were twelve, flirting incessantly for four years now. I want to belive him, I really do…I just don't know is he joking again. He might've passed out trying to run from me, but what does that mean, anyways? He didn't take the extreme stress relievers he's supposed to be taking. I wonder why he takes them though, he never seems stressed to me. He's always bouncing around happily. I just wish I knew what was wrong, so I could help him. Maybe he's stressed because of me? But that's not possible. He doesn't want me. He could have anyone on this planet. Why would he want to love me? He's the picture of perfect, perfect blonde hair, perfect blue eyes, perfect lips…Damn it, why would he even bother spending time on me? I'm not worth it. But he's worth everything. It's worth putting up with all his crap just to be with him. But what does he see in…

"E-eric?" I try to pull my hand away and feel his tighten around it.

"I love you." He whispers, eyes still closed.

He's not letting go of me.

I hope he never does.

((BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP))

That's the sound you are all making right now, becuase this crap is so short. LOL. You're being censored by Comedy Central. (God, I am so pissed at them.)
Anyways I want to know exactly how much I effed up Cartman in this chapter. Though I do like the end, I thought it was a bit cute ((grin))
This chappie was fueled by the fact that THERE IS NO SCHOOL ON THE WEEKENDS! YESS!! I am so happy it's Saturday morning!
Lol, I love anyone who sat through the torture of Cartman's feelings. Lol.
Heeeey, another cameo should be coming up soon. And this time, you pick who you want to appear! Yay!
Alrighty, It's time for me to be going, I have a craving to play Guitar Hero 3...Have a Slashy day! (LOL.)
(( flips a peace sign and goes off to play GH3. You are all clearly jealous that I rock! (cough) Medium (cough) Lol. ))