Truth Or Dare: NARUTO STYLE!

Up Your Butt and Around the Corner

Sorry we took so long! We were occupied with...other things...anyway! Enjoy the chapter I wrote! 10 reviews gets you a new chapter!

Mokuze-san

YAY FOR RANDOMNESS! YAY FOR SASUKE-BASHING! AND YAY FOR NARUSAKU!

A quote from Yokimoko-san

Mokuze: I'm really sorry we took so long! We just kinda faded out for about a year but we're finally back and better than ever!

Yokimoko: Alright! Finally! We are now accepting truths and dares again!

Naruto: HIIIII!

Mokuze: First things first!

I dare Sakura and Hinata to spend 72 hours strapped to a lawn chair while Naruto, Sai, Lee and Sasuke tickle-torture them mercilessly.

-sco23

Mokuze and Yokimoko strap Sakura and Hinata to chairs and Naruto, Sai, Sasuke, and Lee walk up with their arms outstretched like zombies

Sakura: NOOOOOOO!

Hinata: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sakura & Hinata: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yokimoko: -snickers-

Mokuze: MUAHAHA!

72 hours later...

Sakura: Uh oh...

Hinata: My bad...

Naruto: SICK!

Mokuze and Yokimoko: -dance around Hinata singing- SHE WET HER PA-ANTS! SHE WET HER PA-ANTS!

Hinata: -KO-

I dare Naruto and Sasuke to kiss
I dare Shikamaru and Ino to kiss (( ShikaTema sucks!! ))
That's all I can think of lol Love you Kiba. Love you Shino. Love you Neji.

-Shino-is-Mine

Mokuze: ...Wah...

Sasuke: Come he-ere my little NaruNaru!

Naruto: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH- (glomped by Sasuke)

Yokimoko: ...Shikamaru...Ino...dare...

Mokuze: ...Wah...

Shikamaru and Ino kiss for five minutes because Shino-is-Mine appeared and forced them to...

Shino-is-Mine: -holds up hammer menacingly-

Truth for Naruto: If you had to, would you kiss Sasuke or Orochimaru?

Dare for Kiba: Kiss Shino.

KIBASHINO ROCKS MY SOCKS!

Much Love,
Hotari-chan

Naruto: Suicide.

Kiba: NOOOOOOOO!

Shino-is-Mine: NOOOOOO! Shino-

Mokuze: -is-yours?

Shino-is-Mine: EXACTLY! -disappears-

Kiba & Shino kiss

Yokimoko: KibaShino?

Mokuze: ...Wah...

OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS! Wewt Naruto Abridged
I dare Naruto to kiss Sakura for... let's say... 9 minutes.
Oh! And then after they kiss they admit their love for each other Heart eyes ... YEAH I'M A NARUSAKU FAN! WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT!
Mokuze takes out bazooka oo oh .

-Kootonii Akatsuka

Mokuze: Thank you for not being creepy! D

Naruto and Sakura kiss for 9 minutes...but Akatsuka-Chan (if you're not a girl then I'm sorry) came in and forced their heads together for an extra 9 minutes

Before Naruto & Sakura admit their undying love for each other, a truck comes down and explodes...so nobody hears...TT

Mokuze: WTF?! WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I HATE NARUSAKU?!?!?!?!? I LOVE IT! PLUS IT'S LOGICAL!!!! JUST BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE PISSING ME OFF, IM GONNA BRING BACK THE 'IN MY BED' CURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yokimoko: ...Kootonii...I'd leave...

Kootonii: ...yeah...I'm outta here. -disappears-

LATER...

Sakura: WHY IN MY BED?!

Mokuze: -smiles sweetly- I'm not in your bed!

Sakura: GO TO HELL IN MY BED!

Yokimoko: That's just gets sicker every time I hear it...

Mokuze: Shut the hell up! We've got another...Aaaaaah...no...

oh god, where do I start? this was one of the funniest things I have read! I love SASUNARU!! XD Sasuke is so funny in this. :) The plywood was another one I was laughing really hard at. I loved the in my bed... XD

Dare you say? him...
I dare Sakura to kiss Ino
I dare Naruto to kiss Sasuke for 2 minutes strait
oh! and I dare Rock Lee to kiss Gaara!

If Deidara was still in the story, I would have dared him to kiss Sakura...

(I heart DeiSaku XD)

keep it up!

-bloodstainedavenger

Ino: in my bed...

Naruto: Eeew!

Mokuze: I didn't put the curse on Naruto!

Yokimoko: Or rather, I stopped you... -puts 'in my bed' curse on Naruto-

Naruto: NOOOOOOOOO IN MY BED!

Sakura and Ino kiss and then throw up

Naruto: DAMN YOU TO HELL, BLOODSTAINEDAVENGER!!!

Naruto and Sasuke kiss for two seconds before Naruto dies

Mokuze: Well, we can't make a dead body kiss somebody. -'accidentally' kills Sasuke-

Sasuke: ARGH IN MY BED! -dies-

Lee: NAAARRRGH!

Yokimoko: ...Gaara used 'Funk Coffin' and broke Lee's head...

Lee reforms in the middle of the room

Lee: YES! I'M BACK! Now, let's go back to World 76...in my bed.

Yokimoko: WTF?! YOU'RE NOT IN RUNESCAPE!!!

Lee: NO! SOMEBODY HACKED ME AND STOLE MY RING OF POWERFUL YOUTH IN MY BED!

Mokuze: Yokimoko?

Yokimoko: There's no such thing as a 'Ring of Powerful Youth' in Runescape...

Deidara reforms in the middle of the room

Deidara: YAHOO! I FOUND MY AUTO-SAVE! Now to fight that stupid Daedroth from the Oblivion Plains!

Mokuze: YOU'RE NOT IN OBLIVION! -kills Deidara-

Yokimoko: ...He was included in a dare...

Mokuze: Who cares?

Lee: GUYS IN MY BED!!! WE GOTTA GET MY PASSWORD BACK FROM THAT HACKER IN MY BED!

Sakura: Milk and cereal in my bed,

Kakashi: Milk and cereal in my bed,

Ino: Milk and cereal in my bed,

Chouji: Cereal and milk in my bed!

Yokimoko: STOP!

Neji: A-B-C-D-E-F-G in my bed!

Temari: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P in my bed!

Gaara: Q-R-S in my bed!

Kankurou: T-U-V in my bed!

Shikamaru: W-X in my bed,

Itachi: Y and Z in my bed!

Mokuze: Now I know my ABC's!

TenTen: Next time won't you in my bed

Everyone: Sing with Meeeeeeee/in my bed!

Yokimoko: ...That was creepy...

Mokuze: ... D

Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOOO! IN MY BED!

Mokuze: It's LO-OG!

Yokimoko: LO-OG!

Mokuze: It's big,

Yokimoko: it's heavy,

Mokuze: It's wood!

Shikamaru: It's LO-OG in my bed!

Lee: LO-OG in my bed!

Gai: It's better than bad in my bed!

Sakura: It's good in my bed!

Mokuze: EEEEEWW!

Yokimoko: Sakura you perv!

Mokuze: It's time for a change... –whispers to Yokimoko-

Yokimoko: -dies laughing- CLASSIC!

Sakura: Spit it out in my bed!

Mokuze: Why would we spit in anybody's bed?!

Yokimoko: Just do it!

Mokuze: ALRIGHT! BEHOLD! THE 'UP MY BUTT' CURSE!!!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOO UP MY BUTT!

LATER...

Ino: I hate this curse up my butt.

Mokuze: What? Diarrhea?

Yokimoko: Have some Pepto Bismol, Ino...

Naruto: HEY, Pepto Bismol up my butt!

TenTen: EVERYONE UP MY BUTT!

Yokimoko: TENTEN!

TenTen: ...sorry up my butt.

Sasuke: N-

Naruto: HEY, Pepto Bismol up my butt!

Mokuze: -smacks Sasuke-

Sasuke: That hurt up my butt!

Mokuze: SHUT UP!

Naruto: HEY, Pepto Bismol up my butt!

Yokimoko: Shut up!

Naruto: Whataburger up my butt. Just how you like it up my butt.

Sakura: OMG WTF!

Naruto: Snap, crackle, pop, Rice Crispies up my butt!

Orochimaru: Ba duh ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it up my butt!

Shikamaru: I love you up my butt. You love me up my butt. We're a happy family up my butt. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you up my butt. Won't you say you love me too up my butt!

Gaara: We are family up my butt! I've got all my sisters with me up my butt!

Sakura: He's my best friend, best of all best friends up my butt!

Sasuke: I feel pretty, oh so pretty up my butt. I feel pretty and witty and GAY up my butt!

Mokuze: STOOOOOOOOP!

Everybody shuts up

Everyone: But wait, there's more up my butt!

Yokimoko: Sorry, no more paper! We gotta go!

Naruto: Seeya up my b-

Mokuze: SHUT UP!

-SLOW FADE-

We have absolutely no idea where the 'Up My Butt' curse came from! But it was funny, a little bird told me...that little bird's got a wicked sense of humor!

Yokimoko-san & Mokuze-san!