AIM Window By: JDLuvaSQEE
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Secret Window OR Mort Rainey (If I did, Mort would be sleeping on my couch right now). A/N: Mort's Conscience (Morton), Shooter, and Mort have found out about AIM (all three of the have laptops). Much hilarity ensues. Read to find out. Warning(s): obviously some bad language. Rating: K+ Genre: Humor
Key: SleepyCouchLuva(Mort) CountryBoy(Shooter) Psychedelic(Morton) underlined means that they have logged out.
Chapter 6 – The Voices
SleepyCouchLuva: sleeping on the couch hears The Voices in his head wakes up AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Psychedelic & CountryBoy: What's wrong wif u??
SleepyCouchLuva: hysterical I'M HEARING VOICES IN MAI HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Voices start whispering AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE VOICES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Psychedelic & CountryBoy: WTF??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? BUT, WE R SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONLY VOICES U HEARS IN UR HEAD!!!!!! WHAT'S UP WIF DAT???!!!!
SleepyCouchLuva: hysterical I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????!!!!!!!!????????
CountryBoy & Psychedelic: WE DUNNO!!!!!!!!
SleepyCouchLuva: screams hysterically and grabs a screwdriver
Psychedelic: gasps MORT!!!!! DON'T!!! PLZZ DON'T!!!!!
CountryBoy: Morton, you deal wif 'im!!!
Psychedelic: Fine!! I will!!
CountryBoy has logged out.
SleepyCouchLuva: The Voices continue whispering continues screaming hysterically and holding a screwdriver
Psychedelic: Mort!! MORT!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T!!!! I'LL HELP YOU!!! becomes hysterical OK!?! I'LL HELP YOU!!! JUST PLEASE DON'T!!!!!
SleepyCouchLuva: hysterical I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, MORTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK!? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!
SleepyCouchLuva has logged out.
Psychedelic: MORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gasps for air I LOVE YOU, MORT RAINEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Psychedelic has logged out.
A/N: What will happen to Mort!?!?! You'll have to read the next installment of AIM Window to find out!!!!
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