WARNING: IF YOU DON'T LIKE STEVEN UNIVERSE, TURN BACK! ALSO, THERE ARE SOME POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE IMPLICATIONS, SO IF YOU'RE SENSITIVE TO THOSE SORT OF THINGS, DON'T READ!
8:15, October 3rd, 2015. Even from the concrete below, if one listened hard enough, a faint, repetitive whirring could be heard from up above their head, up from the water tower. Given the reputation of the children whom lived inside, one might wonder what kind of trickery is occurring. Was one of the Warner siblings creating some sort of contraption that could potentially destroy them all? Were they resurrecting a demon from the underworld? WERE THEY GOING TO CONNECT OUR DIMENSION AND THE DIMENSION OF EVANGELION?!
Nah. It was only the sound of Wakko making copies of his fanfiction to distribute it at that night's get-together, which was either even more scary or harmless, but your mileage may vary. Besides, if they were resurrecting a demon, it would be cute, as per Dot's wishes. Anyway, Wakko neatly placed them in a cardboard box, while, at the same time, waiting for the arrival of his near and dear brother. Surely, he'd be back any time soon, as he probably spent the night at some hotel or something, since Delmarva was on the tail-end of the United States. He couldn't wait to hear his fast-paced, rather high-pitched voice.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Wakko did hear it, but obviously, it was a scream of terror, which was a very rare sound to come out of Yakko's mouth. Was Baloney chasing him again, at this hour of the morning, or something worse? He jolted over to the door and opened it in a flash to see what was going on.
It was possibly worse than Baloney. The creature was a giant, purple and black abomination that was most likely an alien, whom had four bulky arms, two of which had gems on the palms, a huge, bulging eye with a purple pupil, sharp and menacing teeth, like you would see on a Universal monster movie, large, flowing, black hair that resembled fire...and Protoman's shades.
"That's enough life for me for one day," said a mesmerized Wakko. He was about to shut the door, until Yakko bolted up the ladder and dashed inside with a little boy nested within his right arm, and then he shut the door.
"Oh, Wakko! I'm so glad to see you! For a second there, I thought that I would never see you again!"
Wakko looked at Yakko, who had damaged fur and tattered clothing, and the chubby, straight-faced child in his arm, and stated, "I have several questions. One, why are you exaggerating? You've faced much worse than this. Two…have you been keeping more secrets from us? And three, WHAT IS THAT THING?!"
"Oh, nonononononononono! I've tried all the old tricks on that thing! Anvils, mallets, explosions, exploding anvil mallets, but nothing worked! Also, this kid isn't mine, he belongs to three le…women."
"Hi-"
WAIT FOR IT…
"My name is Steven. I'm a big fan of your show!"
"Nice to meet you! But, uh…what about that thing?"
"…Well...remember when Dragon Ball characters would fuse?"
"Yes?"
Yakko put Steven down, covered his ears, and answered, "Mix that with sexually charged dancing and you got that thing!"
"So it's the baby of two women?"
Steven pushed Yakko's hands away and answered, "Not exactly. It just happens when they both dance and are on the same…level."
"Yep, mm-hmm. Look, I had a long night, and I just woke up 15 minutes ago, and something extremely weird has already happened."
"Just another day in the life, brother. Now, how are we gonna take down that thing?"
"*gasp* What if I fuse with Pearl?!"
Yakko's eyes shrunk in surprise as he babbled random gibberish in fear of the unfortunate implications that would occur.
"Who's Pearl?" Wakko asked.
"One of his three alien mothers!"
"Well, my mom died giving birth to me, so Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl have to take care of me, and sometimes, my dad."
Wakko could only stare at Steven's innocent face in shock and terror, until he pulled a barf bag out of nowhere and vomited inside it.
"Whew, good thing censors don't exist in real life!"
"Hey! It's not creepy! Well...oh…well, yeah. The only other person I can fuse with is my friend Connie."
"YOU'VE DONE IT BE-"
The stomping of the giant alien only got louder as they kept on rambling about how Gem fusion works and how strange it is, and the stomping of the feet began to start subtle vibrations in the ground, which were strong enough for the tower to shake.
"Oh, Spielberg, help us! Or, preferably, Pearl, since she's trustworthy and doesn't betray her work!"
"STEV-"
Silence. The most likely guess was that she got poofed, meaning that she "died" but isn't exactly "dead." Ergo, Steven and Yakko quickly glanced at each other and ran out the door, but not before Yakko grabbed his younger brother by the hand to drag him along.
"C'mon, ya gotta help out here!"
Down the ladder they went, and in the distance, they could see that the giant purple alien was in the lot, and they could see many actors and crew members running away, including Ralph the security guard. Speaking of which, being massively overweight, he stopped to catch his breath, and he started pulling something out of his pocket.
"At least it's my lucky day. Boy, I can only imagine how much this pearl is worth!"
"Hey! Give that back!"
Steven dashed up to Ralph, gave him a quite painful kick in the gonads, and caused Ralph to drop Pearl's gem and hold his nuts, being able to catch the gem and run away.
"Why you little-"
Ralph ran over to Steven in fury, obviously ready to beat him up, prepared to see him cry like a pussy and run away, only to see him summon a shield with his forearm, which seemed to be made out of light.
"NOBODY. STEALS. PEARL."
Ralph looked in fear, as this was a special kind of strange that not even the Warners could replicate, and if they could, they never showed it. That being said, he was the pussy, and ran away from the magical boy, himself.
"What a family you got there." Wakko stated, confused.
"She's supposed to have some sort of holographic physical body, but she was probably hurt by Sugilite, that fusion over there, and she needs to regenerate."
"How long will that take?" The two Warner brothers asked.
"Last time she had to regenerate…three weeks."
"WHAT?! Why do regenerations that are helpful have to take so long?!" Yakko asked, baffled.
"Ironically, this is sort of like Attack on Titan. Man, the only thing that would make this worse would be an actual Titan, or a giant Baloney." Wakko stated.
Both Yakko and Steven got an idea from the comment Wakko made, but Yakko's idea was helpful to the situation, while Steven's idea was just for an episode of the show.
"Wakko! Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Wakko got an idea from that.
"No, but I have another idea."
"No time to say, let's just move! Steven, go into Soundstage 93! There's an underground room that us toons usually use for partying! Stay there until we solve this!"
"Can I coach you?"
"No! Though it would be nice."
All three of them ran in their respective directions, and the plan unraveled from there…
You probably expected this story to cut to the absolutely cute and exceedingly frightening Dot Warner, but we are just not there yet, but don't worry, we'll get to her this chapter. Anyway, just a few minutes later, Sugilite was already in the middle of the lot, already have destroyed everything in her path, and then some. She would've destroyed all of Burbank until it was a miniscule pile of dust, within a matter of minutes, but that's because she was being particularly careful, because her purpose required that.
However, we won't focus on that now. Now is the time to initiate the two plans that will defeat Nicki Minaj's mutated lovechild once and for all. Well, not really, that depends on the writers of Steven Universe, but we're not exactly following canon here.
The two Warner brothers ran back to the front of the water tower, where Sugilite was just a few hundred yards away, and they both has smug faces on, which the human subspecies known as Homo televisus tropos call a "Dreamworks Face," which I may or may not be a part of. Then, they both rapidly and symmetrically swiped a walkie-talkie out of their pockets, and they both shouted, "Bring it in!"
Just moments later, a plane holding an abnormally large crate by ropes hovered above them, and the ropes were released, causing the crate drop onto the asphalt with a boom! It was just as large as Sugilite, and it had a red text saying, "FATAL! EXTREMELY DANGEROUS! LIKE, MAD HOT BALLROOM LEVELS OF HORRIFYING, CRUEL, AND PAINFUL!" The plane dropped a hook on a rope, and lifted the crate slowly so that the bottom would break off to reveal A GIANT BALONEY!
"Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! Why, hello, my fun-filled, yum-yum, huggable little friend!"
"Wha?! WHAT THE?!" Sugilite yelled.
That wasn't even it. A giant mech that was the same size as the both of them suddenly flew in, which sort of looked like the robotic body Brain used multiple times. In fact, it was, and Brain was even taking control of it.
"Pinky, if we defeat this monstrosity, then we'll gain enough respect to take over the world!"
"Brain, sometimes I think your ego is as big as that big ol' brain of yours! Narf!" Pinky said in a bubbly tone.
"Try explaining that to the Animaniacs fandom."
After all of that, Baloney charged into Sugilite with open bear arms and hugged so tightly that even Sugilite felt a good amount of pressure, not to mention a difficult struggle to even attempt to move. Eventually, after Baloney swung Sugilite around a few times, her feet dangling mere inches above the ground, they both tumbled down to the floor with a huge boom and a shake. As a result, the fusion transformed into light for a split second and it split into two beings whom fell to the ground, one with purple skin and long hair, and one that was Estelle with a square afro.
"Huh, well that was quick." Wakko lampshaded.
"Damn it! This is the last time we help your kind, cretin!" Brain exclaimed.
"I mean, you didn't help at all, so not really." Yakko sarcastically replied.
"Ugh…" said the purple humanoid (named Amethyst) as she got up tiredly, "That was a painful waste of time."
"I could handle Baloney, I said, but no, he is too powerful...we probably need him." the square-haired being (named Garnet) whispered.
"Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! That was fun!"
"HUH?!" shouted everybody.
Baloney pushed himself up and stood back up, meaning that he wasn't finished, and that more carnage was to occur.
"Let's play that game again!"
"NO!" yelled everybody, even Garnet...well, except for Brain. Instead, he pressed a button that launched TYRANNOSAURUSES IN F-14s! There were about 5, and, while not real dinosaurs, because animatronics work fine, they still had the capability to shoot missiles at Baloney, and they were powerful enough to shoot down Baloney, and make him, at the very least, unconscious, hopefully in a coma.
"GAAAAAAH!"
Another boom, and with that, more property damage. However, the threats were finally gone, and everything was safe, but on the other hand, Brain is still a failure.
"Well, that was highly arbitrary and unusual, but it's just another day in the life of two genetically-altered lab mice. Now, we shall go back to the lab and get ready for Tuesday night."
"Why, what are we doing Tuesday night, Brain?"
"I can't blame you for having memory loss after this, Pinky."
Cue theme song.
"Oh, the things I come up with when you write a fanfiction!"
Yakko ignored his response and walked up to the two Crystal Gems, now standing, and asked, "So, what purpose did destroying a good portion of the lot and waking me up at 3 in the morning fulfill? Okay, I've done the same, but that doesn't excuse waking me up at 3 in the morning!"
"Very simple, Yakko," Garnet explained, "We're looking for Peridot, and we're not going to let her go into the world again."
"Yeah, and she stole the box of prizes you gave us." Amethyst added.
"Aha! She's trying to betray ya, isn't she? Well, you obviously have a good idea where she is."
"Wait a minute! Who are these girls?"
"Um, we're not exactly girls, or women, for that matter, but okay. We are the Crystal Gems, and we protect that little boy who's...where is he?"
"Here I am!"
Steven ran over to the rest of the gang, over into Garnet's open arms, which hugged Steven lightly, because...well, you know.
"Oh, Steven, I'm so glad you're okay! Now, where's Pearl?"
Yakko did his trademark "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" and pulled Pearl's gem out of Steven's pocket, much to the two gems' dismay.
"Oh, God, what have we done?" Amethyst asked in shock as Garnet gasped.
"You can't miss the answer, it's all around." Yakko replied as he slipped it back into Steven's pocket.
"Woah, woah, woah! What about this Peridot thing? Where is she, and how we do we know she isn't infringing any copyrights?!" Wakko asked.
"Well-" Garnet started.
"Okay, I surrender!" said a voice that sounded exactly like Peridot's.
Actually, it wasn't Peridot. Instead, some furry talking cat that looked sort of similar to Steven that was in a poorly-made Peridot costume walked in front, with his face painted green, and a paper gem glued onto his forehead.
"Yes, I am Perry-dot. Please, spare me, as I have done...uh…" he said with wooden acting
He then took out a script from behind his back and read it over again, making the ploy all the more obvious.
"...no wrongs as of yesterday, and Yakko, I apologize for watching you urinate, but as a hologram that cannot do so, I have a fetish for it."
"NO YOU CLOD! INTEREST! I HAVE AN INTEREST! HOW CAN ANYONE BE SEXUALLY CHARGED BY URINATION?!"
They all turned behind their backs (except for the cat, who was facing in that direction to begin with) to find Peridot in a purple cat costume, that was pretty much a furry Steven, but instead of neko ears, the ears were shaped sort of like golf clubs.
"Uh, I mean," Peridot said, "Cum-in-my-pants, I should before this DRAMA escalates! You'll NEVER take me alive!"
Finally, the return of the awkward silence. Yeah, this fanfic is back. However, this ended when Peridot suddenly ran in the other direction and screamed in a high-pitch that makes Dirk the Daring from Dragon's Lair sound like Batman. That was, until she ran into an extremely dangerous dog that, strangely, had some of the features of a shark, even the fin, and growled menacingly at the green gem.
"...Y'know, I wasn't wrong."
Right after she said that, she got mauled brutally by the shark/dog hybrid until she managed to throw him off, into a wall, which actually managed to get him unconscious.
"Okay, okay!" Peridot exclaimed as she ran to the Warners and Crystal Gems, with a mostly destroyed and gone, if not tattered costume, "I really do surrender! Please don't subject me to such horrors in the future!"
She then turned to the cat, "And as for you...Eek! You're useless! And yet…so cunningly genius! You had to be the only one to know that the freak over there would ruthlessly attack me! You...GAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA!"
Peridot then just fell to the ground laughing, which was probably her version of a panic attack, as Eek just slowly walked away, backwards, but not before whispering to Wakko, "I told you that rock aliens existed," and then moved on with his uneventful life of going to conventions and hoping that no terrible fan art of him existed.
After a minute of this, Amethyst picked her up, handed her to Garnet, who then proceeded to crush her land make her poof into her gem.
"Okay, let's just pretend none of this ever happened." Garnet suggested.
"Yep." They all simultaneously replied.
That was, until Ralph suddenly grabbed Steven from behind, and lifted him up from the ground with two arms sort of "hugging" him.
"Hey, let me go!"
"Dah, I got you now, little boy, and there's no way you can use that shield against me now, so there's nothing stopping me from getting revenge and my pearl!"
"Ay!" Garnet yelled.
Garnet and Amethyst activated their powers, Yakko got out a mallet, and Wakko just looked fearsome, implying that he might bite.
"NOBODY-"
"TOUCHES STEVEN!" shouted by, surprisingly, Yakko. He meant business.
With that, Amethyst quickly whipped Ralph, causing him to cry out in pain and throw Steven up in the air (but he thankfully cushioned the fall with a bubble), wrapped him in the crystallized whip, and spun him around, Wakko bit his foot , Steven got out of his bubble and threw his shield at a horizontal angle, at Ralph's head, and, for the final blow(s), Yakko bashed his head repeatedly with a mallet, and then, he and Garnet charged up their "mallets," which was a metal fist in Garnet's case, and swung them with an absolutely painful blow to Ralph's body, with enough force to blow him into an intact soundstage, leaving a hole in the shape of him.
They all ran away, up into the water tower, and shut the door before Ralph could even respond to anything. By that time, they were tired of the action, even Garnet, who found the amount of unfortunate events happening in one day unsettling, especially because it mostly concerned the safety of Steven.
"So, looks like we're staying at your place for a while, then."
"Yep, for a day or two, or until your dad comes and mourns the destruction, thinking you're dead, Steven." Yakko responded.
"Yeah, I can see that happening." Steven admitted.
"Anyway, we have food, water, and over 500 channels on a flatscreen 4K TV. Knock yourself out, we pretty much live the same life as you on a day-to-day basis. Well, sorta."
"Cool! Let's see what's on the boob tube!" Amethyst proclaimed.
"Amethyst, that phrase has not aged well, and you know it." Garnet informed.
"Meh, people are too offended nowadays, anyway."
Amethyst turned on the TV to see the channel 5 news playing on KTLA, and her reaction was initially boredom, until the anchor said something special.
"And now, for today's 9 o'clock news, we have what could be another potential Tokyo disaster, this time in the city of NEO Tokyo. Or at least...that what Plucky Duck says."
"Wait, Plucky Duck?!" Wakko asked.
"Yeah, I guess! But, I mean, that's the last place I'd expect to see him!"
"...Hey, wait a minute! Turn the volume up! Dot's over there, remember!" Yakko demanded.
"Oh, this whole situation is awful!"
"Please, retell your experience with channel 5."
"Channel 5? Why, hello, Cally! Why don't you tell Yakko Warner of the Warner Bros. Studio Lot, that THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT?!"
"I oughta beat him to a pulp for that!"
"Please, just calmly tell us."
"Okay, okay…"
Today's Dot Warner section will be told as normal, but just pretend that Plucky is telling the whole story through the news.
Anyway, it was 1:01, and Dot was already on the road for a while, and I could just stop right here and describe the bright neon colors, beautiful holographic displays, and the extremely tall buildings, but considering where Dot is, I think you already know what the city looks like.
"Now, if I were the Olympic stadium, where would I be?" Dot asked herself.
Little did she know was that the elusive Plucky Duck decided to follow Dot in order to stop her madness. Actually, never mind that, Plucky thinks that she doesn't sense her presence, but, being a toon, she can sense anything. Actually, never mind that, Plucky was just being pathetically obvious with his hiding, attempting to hide behind a thin streetlight.
Dot decided to ruffle his feathers, by playing another trick on the poor duck. When a random bystander walked by, she stated, "指示をありがとう," to him.
"Heh?"
Dot then simply ran away and hid behind the nearest building at the next intersection, leaving Plucky to fall for her false knowledge.
"Wait a minute. She knows Japanese? But…Yakko knows Japanese. She learned from him!" Plucky whispered to himself. "What does that even mean?"
"Hey, you know what I heard? Thank you for the directions in Japanese is 指示をありがとう!" Dot acted loudly enough for Plucky to hear.
Plucky gasped and dashed in the air over to the bystander to latch onto his chest, and he started shaking his upper body vigorously.
"You fool! You cretin! You imbecile! You idiot! Do you realize you've just indirectly caused the end of civilization as we know it?!"
The bystander grabbed Plucky, threw him to a wall, and kicked his body until he grew tired of it after 2 minutes.
"クソアニメディックチーズ！"he yelled.
Dot then continued on with her life and simply walked away, hoping that she could find the stadium without her smartphone.
"Whew, good thing I looked up that phrase beforehand on Plucky's phone."
Plucky didn't hear that.
"She knows Japanese, she knows what she's doing, and on top of that, she's a toon! She can dig though that stadium with a drill she could pull right out of her v-"
"Ahem! Well, that was a waste of time, and an embarrassment on KTLA's part. That will probably mark the end of our ties with…ANY Japanese news network, but, let's just move on with our program."
Amethyst then switched the channel with shrunken pupils and a worried face and looked at Yakko, along with anyone else in the room watching.
"Oh…lordy, lordy, lordy. She means business, and for how pathetic that seemed on TV, she does seem to have an idea of what she's doing. It's like a reverse Don Bluth movie! She will stop at nothing to find the Secret of NIMH, or, Akira, in this case."
"What?! She's trying to find Akira?!" Garnet asked.
"…Yeah?"
The room went silent for a moment, until…
Garnet started chuckling.
"Hey! What's so funny?!"
"Oh, don't worry, Yakko. She'll find out pretty quickly that the government over at Neo Tokyo will stop at absolutely nothing to stop her. They'll get worried that she's gonna find him underground, and they'll probably catch her."
"What?! I don't want her to get arrested! I just want her home! I didn't want any of this happen! All over some stupid fanfiction! Oh my God, Plucky was right. This is all my fault!"
"Jeez, Yakko, stop getting worked up. Look, Garnet has future vision, so that's just one of many possibilities. Maybe they'll just ignore her and she'll just give up."
"Or, she could get caught by the government, get experimented on, go completely insane, and destroy the whole world, possibly. Oh, she could go back in time and be one with evolution, or something. Someone could use one of those…toon-killing substances…dip, I think it was-"
"GARNET! STOP MAKING HIM WORRIED! WE ALREADY DESTROYED MULTIPLE BUILDINGS THROUGH THE ENTIRE COUNTRY, INCLUDING HALF OF A STUDIO LOT THAT HE'LL GET BLAMED FOR BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO DEFEND HIMSELF, WAS FORCED TO NEARLY KILL SOMEONE WHO WORKS FOR THIS STUDIO FOR THE SAME REASON, AND NOW…LOOK AT HIM!" Amethyst exclaimed.
Yakko was actually having a panic attack, laying down on the floor, hyperventilating to no end, intensely trembling, and, while the others couldn't see it, his heart raced as fast as the speed of light, figuratively.
"Oh, uh, not to defend her, but…last night, we were watching his show, and…he was crying. He told me that Dot hated him now. He thought it was just a silly tantrum she had over something petty, but she's taking it so seriously…"
"YOU SEE?! AND THAT'S NOT COUNTING WHAT DANGER WE'VE PUT STEVEN IN, AND IT DOESN'T HELP THAT WE'VE KILLED PEARL FOR THE NEXT 3 WEEKS! LOOK, GARNET, YOU NEED TO-"
"Hush. I sense something…positive. Wakko, turn on the TV."
Wakko followed her instructions, and the same anchor appeared on the screen.
"Apparently, I was wrong. We and the Japanese are reporting on the famous Warner sister from the popular 1990's cartoon, Animaniacs."
"What?" Yakko asked as the dubbed Japanese reporter spoke. Silence occurred for a few seconds. "What's happening?!"
The camera then switched to Dot, who was speaking in English, and she said,
"I don't even know what Plucky was even talking about! I don't want to destroy Burbank OR Neo Tokyo as a revenge on my brother, he's just crazy. He'll ask for any attention in the world, as long as it's attention. I simply want to see the sights in Neo-Tokyo, and check into a resort for a few days. Just a very peaceful trip."
"Ah, that's very good to know." said the dubbed female voice.
"ああ！"
A person then randomly ran onto the screen with a giant bag of money, for an obvious incoming reference to the show.
"ここでは、お金の袋を持っている!" he exclaimed to Dot.
"Oh, uh…itadakimasu?"
The Animaniacs fan than burst into laughter at Dot's attempt at Japanese and walked offscreen.
"Well, looks like I can go stay a high-end resort now. Heh heh heh!"
Garnet then turned off the TV.
"My future vision tells me that she's going to use that money. The chance is way too irresistible, especially because it makes her look innocent."
She then walked over to the now somewhat calm, but still nervous and heavily-breathing Yakko.
"I'm sorry, Yakko, but I'm forced to live with those possibilities. I'm stuck with the curse of the being able to predict what can happen in a situation. On one hand, it can save someone. On the other hand, it can harm someone. I can still remember the day Steven went on the roof on a stormy night, out of the fear that literally anything can happen. I don't want to harm you, especially because…we can temporarily become a team…yes…"
"Huh? You're gonna help us find Dot?"
"Of course. You saved Steven twice within one hour, along with your brother over there, who managed to take down that…freak. We've got to do the same for you."
"Yeah! We'll be a team! The Crystal…Warners?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I don't know if you could help."
"Of course I could! I've helped the Gems destroy lots of monsters! Besides, it never-"
"Look, that's enough for one day. I've had enough of the green one's voice for about 23 years." Yakko stated.
"Sure, we'll do it! Whaddya say, Wakko?!" Amethyst questioned.
"Well, I have no choice! Besides, I've got some tricks up my sleeve!"
"I mean, you apparently wrote a fanfiction, Wakko, of course you do! That reminds me, can I read it?"
"Sure."
Yakko got a hold of one of many copies that Wakko got from that box, and read it.
"Aha. Aha. Aha. Yep, you'll help greatly!"
"Faboo!"
"Yes!" Garnet exclaimed.
She activated her metal fists and punched the door open, and declared,
"WE ARE THE CRYSTAL WARNERS!"
A blue glow then came from Steven's pocket, which prompted Steven to get Pearl out from his pocket, and surprisingly, she regenerated in only less than an hour, and in perfect form, as well! She jumped up into the air and became a being of holographic mass.
"Steven!"
She ran over to Steven and hugged him tightly, not knowing that he's now scared of tight hugs after the events that have occurred.
"Oh, I'm so glad you're okay! I would regenerate in seconds if it meant saving your life!"
She then looked out of the shield-shaped opening to see Garnet standing with her fists to her waist, and a good chunk of destroyed buildings.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what did I miss?"
"We're gonna go get Yakko's sister from Neo Tokyo before she tries to destroy the remains of Burbank and/or Neo Tokyo. Again." Steven explained.
"…Oh, boy."
Another silence occurred for a good 30 seconds, until Wakko turned around to Yakko with a realization.
"You know what I just realized?"
"What?"
"She probably could've paid off the bet with that bag of money."
MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR, UNLESS YOU CELEBRATE SOMETHING ELSE! As you can tell, I cranked out an extra-long chapter to make up for my absence (over 5,000 words, and the file is 31 KB! [the last chapter was 24 KB]), and as a sort of Christmas gift for my fans. I'm also gonna do a very short one-shot that'll be up on Christmas, so look out for that. Don't worry, it'll be on time. I might even do one for New Year's, but we'll see how that turns out. But, in all seriousness, this will be the last of Fanimanifics for the year, but it will return shortly, in January of 2016. No exact date, but it will be done. Also, I'm sorry if you might not like Steven Universe, but I tried to make it work, and I think I did it well.
Enough banter, HAVE A MERRY HOO HOO!