Well, Chapter 2 of Celebrity Interviews vanished, so I'll just have to give you guys this.

Luigi had successfully found a place to hide on this gigantic ship. The girls' bathroom. Why a girls' bathroom even existed on the ship was a mystery to him, but it worked. Seriously. There weren't even any female robots, so what exactly was the point?

"This Eggman guy's a weirdo."

The alarms were still going. The robots were probably still out there. He didn't want to get caught this early. But he didn't want to lose his experimental privileges either. He was indeed in a tight spot…The dramatic breeze from the last chapter blew across Luigi's face.

Damn. If only I had some kind of weapon…and where's that breeze coming from?

Luigi looked around the bathroom for some type of weapon.

Toilets? Nah, too nailed down.

Stall doors? Hmm…that's a maybe.

Sinks? Nah, too connected to the wall.

Dryer? Same deal.

Urinals? Same d- wait. Oh, forget it.

Soap dispenser? The stall doors have some competition…

Okay, the stall doors will work.

Luigi dropkicked a stall door off its hinges. It was about 2 feet taller than he was, and surprisingly light, which was great news. Not only was it a more than worthy shield, but it would make a decent wieldy weapon as well. He grabbed the rectangular door by its sides and slowly approached the door that led outside, preparing for the worst. He twisted the handle. He kicked the door open. He ran, screaming like a total 'tard, holding his shield in front of him.

There was gunfire everywhere. At least, that's what he heard. In reality, the coast was clear, save for the giant bee that was mercilessly struck by Luigi's shield.

"Oops! Think I hit something."

Luigi put his weapon on its side and observed the front. There was indeed a giant bee stuck onto it, looking dazed. He took out a pocket spatula and scraped him off. "Sorry about that. I got a little carried away."

"Yeah, well, thanks a lot…" the bee replied, rising.

"Charmy, are you hurt?"

Luigi looked to his left. Besides the pile of destroyed robots, he noticed a large, purple chameleon walking towards the bee.

"Well no! Not at all! I mean, getting hit by a metal door at high speed…I barely felt it!"

"Guess that's a yes. I hope you apologized to him."

"Yeah, I did. Who are you two?"

"I'm Espio, and the june bug over there is Charmy."

"Hey! That's not nice!"

"Our so-called leader is MIA. Perhaps you've seen him. Giant alligator? Doesn't need any further describing."

Luigi thought for a bit. He remembered, unfortunately.

"He's at the casino."

"Figures," sighed Espio. "Every time he gets just a handful of money, it's off to the casino…I really need to be promoted."

"He always says that," Charmy whispered to Luigi. Espio grunted.

"Well can Vector do this?"

A robot charged at Espio from behind. In the blink of an eye, he appeared behind the hulk of metal. He launched a flurry of shurikens at the entire back of the 'bot, from head to heel. It turned around and prepared to fire its gun. Espio backflipped right before the gun fired, resulting in the robot blowing its own head off.

Luigi whistled. Charmy crossed his arms.

"Showoff."

"Anyway, why exactly are you here?"

"I'm doing a little experiment with creatures such as yourselves, and eventually Eggman."

"Cool! What kinda experiment?" Charmy asked.

"Oh, you'll see…"

You will see…

"I have a better question. Why were you in the girls' bathroom?" Espio asked curiously.

"Yeah…about that-"

"Shh." Espio shushed his reply. He could hear more of them coming. "I really don't feel like-"

"Let's run away!" Charmy practically yelled.

"My thoughts exactly." Espio and Charmy prepared to flee, when Luigi halted them.

"Espio, I can get you there faster."

"Well hurry up with it, then."

Done.

Luigi sprayed his greatness in Espio's face. Espio stared at him for a little while. That little while became close to a minute.

"…This is no time for games. Let's go!"

WHAT THE-

Luigi followed Espio and Charmy with his shield, completely confused as to what just happened. They all approached a sort of deep ravine-like section of the ship. They all knew what had to be done. Only Espio and Charmy succeeded in utilizing that knowledge. Luigi almost made the jump, but ended up falling into the "ravine". Charmy wanted to stop and laugh at him.

But enough about Charmy. Let's analyze Luigi's fall.

Luigi first slid down a metallic ramp ass-first. He hit a lump and started tumbling down, and lost his shield. It took 27 seconds for him to start freefalling. He couldn't see a lower deck from his height. 10 seconds into the freefall, he landed on a flying surveillance bot, which was small enough and wide enough for him to sit on (though he landed on his head). The bot's flight pattern became heavily screwed. It rose, steering in random, sudden directions. Luigi chose this point to look around. 44 feet below him, on the middle deck, he could see Sonic entering a room. He picked there to get off. He guided the bot to the area.

12 feet from the room's entrance, the bot exploded. Luigi fell on his back, shocked, offended, hurt, and slightly on fire.

"Well! How rude was that?" Luigi patted out the flames on his left arm and stood up. Then he Matrix-dodged Sonic, who was sent flying out of the room by another explosion, and grabbed his foot in the process, stopping his flight.

"You actually made it up here," Sonic said.

"Like you expected anything different."

"Actually, I thought the robots would've already shot you dead by now."

"…No respect…Anyway, what just happened in there?"

Sonic stared into the flames. The dramatic breeze came back. Luigi was jealous.

"Shadow just happened."

No love whatsoever…for now. I don't think this one was as funny. But it's here, and it's better than nothing.