Chapter 6 note:
Okay So I scanned over my previous chapters and they have a lot of dialogue and very little story and very short so I'm going to make this a very long one so get some snacks and some drinks because you may be here for awhile and if your still staying to read I salute you for reading such shitty short chapters but now is the real test
Chapter 6 (actual)
I walked back into the house and tried not to say anything to Andr or Cupa because if they knew Skelly kissed me they'd be on her ass 24/7 and she'd hate me for the rest of my time in minecraft. But I decided I'd tell everyone I'm here to stay because in my "other" life I was a nobody and besides I didn't have to waste my time trying to deal with a shitty life.
"EVERYONE DOWN HERE NOW!"
"what is it Colin"
"Okay so I thought about it greatly.."
"and?"
"I'm not leaving this place"
"ALRIGHT"
"Go on with whatever the fuck you people do"
"okay then"
As I walked out I knew skelly was happy and probably Andr because I liked Andr she is my type. But I had to go get some stuff done and did not want to do it at all but it had to be done. I had decided that it would be best to explore and I packed stuff that i needed. As I was about to walk out the door I was grabbed by an arm, which it was Andr
"Colin?"
"Yeah Andr?"
"C-can I come?"
"Sure"
As We started walking I told her no teleporting and we probably will not be back for a couple of days and I told everyone that to make sure Skelly didn't think that we were doing anything suspicious and then we left. We passed through a biome in a day which I thought was stupid because we should of taken a day. As we set up a camp and made sure Andr was okay as we had a lot of mobs around and finally we had a fire and some chairs and we had a conversation
"Colin?"
"hm?"
"Your not from here are you"
"Nope"
"Don't you want to go back?"
"Hell no that place sucks ass"
"Why?"
"Its just that I had no life there and it meant nothing"
"Why?"
"well its simple I am single still in high school the girl I used to like was a bitch and fucked me over?"
"Why?"
"its best I don't want to talk about it"
"Why would you stay here there's nothing here"
"Because I have you"
she blushed
"Besides if I go back life would fucking suck"
"I guess your right"
"Besides I get to wear suits, if I were to wear a suit in my world at school I'd be ridiculed for it"
"Heh, I guess here you can be yourself"
"yeah"
After that most of the talking was about jokes and life and some other shit. Finally I think I could make a move on Andr as I told her
"Andr?"
"Yeah?"
I got up and grabbed her gently and kissed her on the lips for a moment she was struggling to figure out what the fuck was happening. However after a moment she started to stop struggling and lay back and... A noise from the distance stopped us
"Ah, Colin seems to be your enjoying yourself"
We stopped to see a man without pupils and a worn out shirt and pants
"HEROBRINE!"
"Ding hows life so far"
"Fuck off you motherfucking pedophile"
"Geez Colin calm down I just want to let you know that your fucked"
"In what fucking way herobrine"
"By this"
"Oh, and Colin see you soon"
Chapter 6 interruption:
Okay now shit gets real with some nudity and some fucking boss battle occurs also there this is a moment when you see that Colin is going to get powers which is clearly the gayest thing a story could have in minecraft because this is fucking minecraft not some other fucking game and if you thought that you were waaaaaayyy off go read howl's fanfiction in other case stay here and read for a fucking epic boss battle -assassaindude
Chapter 6 continued
"HEROBRINE YOU FUCKING PUSSY COME-"
"Oh shit..."
It was a MALE wither, not a female and it was flying towards us. I quickly drew out a sword and tried to hit it with no success it started to fire as a nearby skeleton (not skelly) came towards us as I sliced it in half as it dropped its bow. I picked it up quickly with a single arrow right towards one of side heads and it screamed in pain as I said
"FUCK OFF"
"You foolish mortal fear my wrath of 1,000 wraths"
"Yeah go ahead you prick I'll fucking kill you"
He fired and hit andr which of course hit her jacket in this case destroyed it completely showing her body off which of course I blushed as I looked quickly not to look as a fucking perverted person and ran at him. As I ran at him he fired again at Andr which I quickly sliced in half with my sword. (another note that It probably not possible to do that but it sounds fucking awesome) I and stabbed that thing in his actual head which caused him to explode, not far from our camp and I got some EXP. I ran over to Andr with me looking at her and we were not too far from the house as Skelly walked over in fright seeing Andr without a shirt and my jacket for my suit off, made her angry
"YOU FUCKING BASTARD GET OFF OF ANDR YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE"
"SKELLY CALM THE FUCK DOWN"
"WHY"
"Because A wither hit her"
"really like were su-"
"Skelly" Andr whined
"WHAT"
"We were attacked by a wither he just wanted to give me some clothes so I don't get cold"
Skelly pouted in jealousy because she didn't come with me first.
Andr suddenly coughed up blood and said she needed help and then passed out and I told her,
"DON'T DIE DON'T FUCKING DIE DON"T FU-"
Skelly slapped me
"COLIN GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF"
Cupa also slapped me
"YEAH, WHAT SKELLY SAID"
"We need help"
"I know someone who can"
Skelly lead us back to the house with Andr in my arms and we were sure that Andr would be okay. I would not let Andr die on me because I needed her, without her I'd be unsure what the fuck to do. However Skelly went and did something because when she did a voice was heard
"SKELLY HOWS IT GOING"
"hey witch"
"So wha-"
"Who the fuck is that"
"Uh I'm Colin"
"Cool who ne-"
"ANDR OH MY GOD"
The witch punched me in the face
"OW WHAT THE FUCK"
"You fucking piece of motherfucking shit what did you do to ANDR"
"Nothing Herobrine came and a fucking wither A FUCKING WITHER"
"Oh okay then I can fix her its just I need stuff from the Nether...
And that is chapter 6 an epic chapter and some romance between Colin and Andr how fucking cool is that and that was about to be an epic lemon if Herobrine didn't fuck things up but oh well I did tell you there would be a lemon I'm waiting for the right moment but that won't be there till a few chapters :D hope you enjoyed it -assassaindude