An: yeah new chapter! Six baby! I have seen some results from the polls and I am surprised! It's still open so keep voting on who you think will get the most dates! I wrote a little short in support of the poll.

Disclaimer: I don't know FMA

Short 1: Who will get the most dates?

"Oh yes! We have the results so far!" shouted Havoc, "I like to thank my mother for..."

"Oh hush! We haven't even seen them yet Havoc" chuckled Breda.

"Well where are they!?" Havoc yelled.

"I have them" growled Roy (in Riza's body), "Who put this pool together!"

"Don't kill me!" Havoc whimpered as he hid behind a desk.

Meanwhile Fuery sits in the corner waiting anxiously for the results so far.

"C'mon Riza hurry up already" joked Riza (in Roy's body).

"Fine" said Roy as he opened the envelope, "There's a total of 4 votes"

"C'mon people step it up" begged Riza, "I am your favorite character aren't I, and you should listen to me"

"Speaking of that" Havoc perked, "Colonel, why do the reviewers address you as Riza and Riza as Roy?"

"No reason!" they both shouted to save them from being discovered.

"Back to the results" said Roy, "There are two votes for neither of them winning"

"Thank you people I knew you were smart enough to go with my choice" smiled Riza while flashing an 'I voted for neither' button.

"Who put that up there, they must be smoking!" yelled Havoc.

"Havoc quiet, so we can finish this" replied Falman.

"Finally the last two votes went to…" started Roy.

Fuery bit his nail nervously and Havoc chew his cigarette.

"Fuery!" finished Roy.

"W...wow, seriously. I feel so good" smiled Fuery, "Thank everyone who voted for me for trusting in me! Thank you"

"What no way…" whined Havoc, "Miss count"

"I never miss count" answered Falman.

"Why people?! Why do you disown me? I thought we had something special" whimpered Havoc as tears run down his face.

"Guess people don't have faith in you" muttered Riza, "I don't blame them"

Havoc gained fire in his eyes, "I won't give up!" yelled Havoc and he held up a 'Vote 4 H-man' sign.

"H-man?" everyone questioned.

"Yes H-man won't let you down!" smiled Havoc.

"Can it! So we start the next chapter" yelled Roy while hitting him over the head with a handgun.

"Now to the real stuff" smiled Riza and Black Hayate barked.

"How'd that dog get in here!?" screamed Havoc and Roy covered his mouth.

"Enjoy" said everyone, but Havoc's was muffled.

An Out of Body Experience Chapter 5: Operation Get Mustang and Hawkeye Together Begins!

It was about three in the morning, the sun wasn't even close to rising. Although strangely the headquarters office was full. Havoc, Falman, Fuery, and Breda sat on the floor in a tiny circle all facing each other. Havoc had an ashtray near his side as he smoked, Fuery was yawning a lot, Falman looked around at his comrades and Breda was half-asleep.

"Wake up man!" yelled Havoc.

"Holy sh..!" Breda glared at him, "Never do it again"

"Do what again?" asked Havoc innocently.

Breda sighed, "Never mind"

"Why did we need to get up so early?" yawned Fuery.

"If I had to guess, I would presume it's because we need to discuss our operation without Colonel Mustang and Lieutenant Hawkeye overhearing our plans, is that correct Havoc?"

"Right as always Falman" said Havoc as he exhaled smoke, "Operation Get Mustang and Hawkeye Together is now in business"

"Where's Hughes?" asked Breda.

"He comes in later, he's our undercover agent" answered Havoc.

"He didn't come right now, because he's busy with his family probably" replied Falman.

"Dang it Falman stop being right" fumed Havoc.

"Does that mean he's out?" asked Fuery.

"No he's still in, he'll come in later" Havoc said.

"So, what's plan A, almighty Jean Havoc" chuckled Breda.

"Stop mocking me" he whined and flicked his cigarette butt at Breda.

"Ahh!" screamed Breda in pain for the butt burned his arm.

"Ha! Serves you right" laughed Havoc before he was tackled to the ground by Breda.

It took Fuery and Falman, a crowbar, and some duct tape to break the two of them apart. Both Havoc and Breda sat with their arms and legs duct tape and they held pissed off looks.

"We need to hurry they get in very early, so start with plan A" Fuery responded.

"Has anyone notice how Mustang hasn't been out with anyone in a while now?" asked Falman.

"So, what does that have to do with a plan?" retorted Havoc.

"Think about, Mustang hasn't been out in a few days now" said Falman slowly.

"Oh! Mustang always goes out" exclaimed Fuery.

"Exactly"

"So, why not now?" asked Breda.

"Well, we don't know for sure" stated Falman, "Maybe he's reserving himself for a special woman"

"Like say maybe Hawkeye?" questioned Havoc.

"It's a possibility" noted Falman, "He could be afraid to ask her out, because of the law"

"Yah!" smiled Fuery.

"So we just need to pressure him a little for him to get the courage to ask her out" concluded Breda.

"Yes, but then again these are just opinions, they could be misleading and miss up the plan completely" declared Falman.

"I think it's pretty likely!" hollered Havoc, "We should give the plan a chance, and it won't hurt to fail"

"I actually agree with him" confirmed Breda.

"Me too" agreed Fuery.

"Then I will too" deicide Falman.

Riza walked in and her eyes widen to one: see them in so early and two: seeing Havoc and Breda duct taped.

"I'm not even sure I want to know" sighed Riza.

"That's great colonel, you really shouldn't ask" chuckled Havoc nervously.

"Yes, we're insane" reassured Fuery.

"Why are you all here earlier?" demanded Riza.

'Oh no' they all thought at the same time.

"We all wanted to buy you breakfast Colonel Mustang!" lied Fuery.

Riza raised an eyebrow, "Where is this breakfast you all got up so early for to get?"

"Havoc ate it!" fibbed Breda.

'Why is it always me!?' cried Havoc in his mind.

"Is this true Havoc?" asked Riza.

"Oh yes sir, I just love pancakes can't keep my mouth off them" he lied, 'I'll get them back for this'

"Humph, too bad I was really hungry" she said.

"I'm sorry sir. Here there's money on my desk take it" said Havoc as Riza picked up the twenty, "Breakfast's on me", 'MY date money!?' sobbed Havoc in his head.

"Thank you" she looked around, "Where's Riza?"

Havoc smirked that the colonel would just happen to bring up Riza.

"She hasn't come in yet" replied Falman.

"Hmm…okay, tell her I went out for breakfast if she comes around and that there's some paperwork due today" Riza said while leaving headquarters.

"Whew that was a close one" said Havoc, "You owe me twenty bucks!" he finished pointing at Breda.

"No way, that's for burning me with your cigarette" replied Breda, "It's called sweet revenge Havoc" and the others laughed.

Meanwhile Riza smirked all knowing. 'They are really bad liars' she thought, 'I don't know what they're up to, but at least I get a free breakfast now' and she walked towards her favorite rest rant.

Roy jumped awake and looked at the cloak on the nightstand.

"7!" he shouted while falling out of bed, "I'm late I'm late I'm late!" Roy ran around franticly and pulled his jacket on. He was ready to bolt out the door until he looked in a mirror and saw his blonde hairs were tangled. Roy sighed, grabbed a brush and brushed his golden locks. 'I never notice before, but Riza has gotten longer hair' he thought while running his fingers threw it. 'I hope it's pretty enough' Roy shook his head, 'No I did not think that'. He quickly put his hair up with a clip and run out of the apartment. When he reached the office he was concerned, because he saw Fuery and Falman unwrapping duct tape from Havoc and Breda.

"Oh hello lieutenant, lovely morning isn't it?" asked Fuery.

Roy chose not to even ask, "Yes" he replied as he walked to the desk, "Where's Mustang?"

"Funny you'd ask that lieutenant" smirked Havoc.

"Not really, he's my boss" said Roy.

"Mustang went out to breakfast" answered Breda.

"Breakfast?" asked a perplexed Roy.

"I gave him money to go out" added Havoc.

"That was nice of you" said Roy with a raised eyebrow, 'They are up to something, and I can feel it'.

"The colonel also said there's paperwork due today that isn't finished" said Falman.

"What!?" growled Roy and then he sighed, "I'll get to it". He sat at the desk and read through the papers. 'It better be a hell of a breakfast' he sighed in thought.

Riza sated at a table alone eating a very unusual omelet. It was today's

special, a ramen omelet, which was surprisingly good. It had ramen noodles, tomatoes, chives and a few onions. Riza would probably never eat this if she was still in her body, she couldn't imagine how fatty it was. As she was in mid-bite a woman smacked her in the face.

"Roy Mustang!" fumed the woman with big blue eyes and fake blonde hair.

Riza rubbed her face and looked up at her, "Can I help you?"

"Oh you can help me all right!" she hollered, "You stood me up!"

"I'm sorry, when was this?" Riza questioned.

"You don't remember !?" she screamed, "What's next you're going to say you don't remember my name"

'Well…I don't know your name' Riza thought and saw the woman burst into tears.

"Oh come here I'm so sorry" Riza apologized while giving the woman a hug.

"Dang it! I told myself I wasn't going to cry in front of you" she whimpered.

Riza saw she was an employee at this diner and read her nametag.

"I'm sorry Kari" Riza said, "I didn't want to make you cry"

She wiped her face and snuffled, "Our date was two nights ago"

"I see, I was out with an old friend I barely see and he came into town" Riza said truthfully, "I should've called you, sorry"

"I guess that's okay Roy" she said as she cuddled into Riza.

Riza blushed, "Umm…aren't you working, I don't want to make you lose your job"

"You're so sweet Roy" she giggled and slipped her number into Riza's jacket pocket, "Call me when you want to go out" she concluded and kissed Riza's cheek then skipped back to work. Riza wiped her cheek; it wasn't as great as getting kissed by Roy.

Back at headquarters Roy was doing paper and singing the 'I hate

paperwork' song in his head. Roy made up songs for almost everything. He looked up to see Riza walk in and he tapped his foot.

"Hello Hawkeye" smiled Riza.

"Get signing these papers sir" sighed an unhappy Roy; the night before had depressed him and doing paperwork wasn't really lifting his spirits.

Riza looked around and saw it was just Roy and her right now.

"Roy what's the matter" asked Riza.

Roy fumed, "Paperwork"

Riza laughed, "See you are still the same in there, sir" and she leaned over him.

Roy blushed and looked up at her, "Somewhat"

Riza cupped his face, which caused Roy to edge closer.

"Your hair looks good today" Riza flirted as she ran her fingers through blonde strands.

'Yes she likes it! I hoped so' thought Roy and realized why he wanted to brush his hair so nicely.

"I don't want to mess it up" Riza's hot breath hit Roy's lips.

Roy gulped and their lips where inches away. Roy was going to do it; he was going to fill the gap.

"Hey Hawkeye I found some more paperwork" said Havoc as he busted in and reading over the papers, so he didn't notice the scene in front of him.

"Ahh!" Roy shrieked as he fell backwards out of the chair and onto the floor.

"Whoa" he said while looking up, "Are you okay Hawkeye?"

"Just dandy Havoc" Roy fumed and blew a hair out of his face.

"Hello colonel" said Havoc.

"Morning Havoc" replied Riza and Roy stood up.

"Did you say more paperwork?" sighed Roy.

"Yah, in the backroom" responded Havoc, "There's a lot too"

"Okay, I'm going. Sign those sir" said Roy and he left.

Riza positioned herself in the chair and started signing Roy's name on the papers, which came naturally to her. 'Must be part of the change' she thought.

"Hey colonel?"

"Yes Havoc?"

"You haven't been out with any ladies lately; I just think it's strange"

"Shouldn't you worry about yourself getting dates?' Riza chuckled.

"I am!" shouted Havoc, "I'm just saying it's so unlike you"

''Unlike you' crap I think he's on to me, maybe they all are, it might be why they are all acting secretive'

"Maybe you can go out with someone you really like, I know she would appreciate it" hinted Havoc, but Riza didn't pay attention.

"I need to talk with Hawkeye, excuse me" she said and run out.

Havoc smiled and lit a cigarette to celebrate a job well done, "How do you do it Jean" he said to himself.

Roy was in the backroom and was angry. There was no paperwork

, Havoc had lied to him. 'This is just great, I could've been doing more important things' sighed Roy in his head. Riza run in and shut the door behind her.

"Sir, what are you..."

"Roy, I think they're on to us" interrupted Riza.

His eyes widen, "No way"

"Havoc said it was unlike me to not date"

"Get a date then and for tonight!"

"Nobody's that desperate to go out right away" Riza paused, "Wait maybe there is" and she pulled out Kari's number. Roy glanced over and read it.

"Oh that's the blonde waitress I was suppose to go out with" Roy started, "oops"

"It's okay I handled it for you" she said, "I need to go call" she finished and ran out.

Roy sighed; he secretly wanted to be the woman that Riza took out. He knew he couldn't though that would just raise suspicion around headquarters and it was against the law.

Later that day, the sky had darken and everyone felt a strong urge that it

was time to end working for the day.

"So do you have a date tonight Mustang" asked Havoc.

"Oh yes, a really cutie" smirked Riza and the over subordinates looked up happily. They thought their planned had worked.

"Her name is Kari, she's a waitress at the diner" Riza finished. Roy felt a little jealous that Riza was talking sweet about another woman. The subordinates looked up shocked, they had been sure he was going out with Riza.

"I thought you were going out with Hawkeye"

Roy spit out the coffee his was drinking.

"What gave you that idea?" questioned Riza.

"Umm…nothing" said Havoc and the rest of the operation glared at him.

"Look at the time! I'll be late" cried Riza and he stood, "Hawkeye lock up for me"

"Yes sir" said Roy and Riza left.

The operation still glared at Havoc, how could he mess this one up? Plan A was a bust, getting them together was harder than they imagined.

-end of chapter, to be continue-

AN: Another chapter done! And before you ask, yes I did eat a ramen omelet it was very good! Anyways, It's that time where I thank my amazing reviewers. Thank you Tsukali-chan, silvergothicsweettooth, little miss clueless, yuuram shibuya von bielefeld, Axis Bold As Love, Ultimate Royai Lover, J,Teeshdapeech, Dragonridingattorney43, buffybest, Tate Freak, Athena's Heart, Smoldering Flame, scoobygang101,and lulukiryu. Everyone should follow their example and REVIEW!! Thanks so much for reading. Until next time, good night and good luck.