S'up?
Disclaimer: I wished I owned FMA, but I don't...
This will be kind of a short chapter...
The next day at work Emily was on her toes, well in a manner of speaking. To put it lightly, she was prepared for the worst. See, the first thing she'd learned about Colonel was that he hated being outwitted at his own game. Especialley by his subordinates.
Her fears disappeared when she walked in and saw only a stack of papers on her desk. Tied to it was note that said she should have it finished by the end of the day. Emily sighed in relief. She then sat down and started to work on them.
Almost two hours later,she was almost finished when the pen exploded. This wasn't any little leaked either, this was an ink explosion. It steched from page to page, soaking through all her hard work. Not even one paper was spared. It was all ruined. She groaned in frustration. She heard a laughing in front of her. It was Roy.
"You'd better get to work on re-doing those." he smirked.
"I don't have any copies sir."
"Yes you do."
He casually walked over and placed another stack on her desk. They were exact replicas of the last stack.
She looked up at him with a blank and confused look, which soon turned into rage.
"You did something to the pen didn't you? I worked hard on those!" she said.
"Work even harder." he smirked and then winked at her "And by the way, you've got some ink on you." . With that, he disappeared into his office.
Emily looked down in to realize he was right, an ink stain covered the whole front of her uniform. She would have to get new upper and lower garments. She groaned again, realizing it was black ink and there was nothing she could do about saving her clothes. She also realized she could probabley finish the work faster this time because she'd already done it. She before she went to find new clothes, she finished all her paperwork.
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"Hey, has anyone seen my sister?" Emily asked as she walked into the office, where Fuery, Falman, and Breda were currently located.
"Woah, what happened to you?" Breda asked "Get in a fight with an octopus lately?"
"I had a slight accident. That's why I need to find Riza."
"Sorry, kid she called in sick today." Breda anwsered "Come to think of it...so did Havoc. Weird coincidence huh?"
(Isleya: Nudge-Nudge Hint-Hint)
Emily groaned. Now she would have to beg that bastard to let her go change her clothes...
"Miss. Hawkeye? Would you like to borrow some of my clothes again?" Fuery asked nicely.
"Would you really?!"
Fuery nodded his head. Emily was overjoyed.
"Thankyou so much!"
After changing into a pair of Fuery's spare clothes, (Isleya: Where does he get all these extra clothes from...?) Emily went back to
her desk. She paused and stopped for a moment, as if thinking something over. She then went to Roy's office door and peeked her
head in. He was fast asleep on his desk.
'Perfect' she thought.
She reached into her pocket for a marker, then decided that she was being childish. After all, who draws a fake mustache on a person
nowadays? It was an over used prank.
'Oh well' she sighed.
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When Colonel Mustang woke up from his nap, he noticed something felt different but couldn't put his finger on it. He streched and
yawned, and decided to go use the restrooms.
It was odd though, the whole way he walked people had begun to laugh and whisper. He wondered what all the commotion was about.
It didn't finalley hit him until he looked in the bathroom's mirror. As he turned to walk away he realized something on the back of his
pants. He backed up and looked closer to see what looked like blood. "WHAT THE-?!"
Looking closer, he realized it was paint. But even though he knew it was paint, it didn't stop what probabley gone throught other people's minds.
He paled...he was never gonna live this down...
Looking around he had nothing to cover himself with besides his coat, which he tied around his waist.
When he entered the office the first thing he said was "I need to borrow some clothes, anyone have any extra?"
All men shook their heads no.
"Sorry Colonel, I lent my last pair of extras to Miss. Hawkeye."
"Oh yeah, Emily told us to give you this." Breda said "She said we couldn't look at it though."
Roy ripped off some brown paper to reveal a small box labeled "Tampons"
"What's in it sir?" Falman asked curiously. (None of the other men could read the writing.)
Roy didn't even anwser, he just walked out slamming the door behind him.
Ha...Roy got his period. I'm evil...
I don't know...I was trying to think of a good joke, and this is what I came up with. It's my lame attempt at humor...